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SYNOPSIS 以《衰(🎣)(shuā(😮)i )鬼(😝)上(🆗)错身》开始为人熟知(zhī )的(de )史蒂夫·马(⛪)丁(💜)，其(🌫)实在他(tā )跃(yuè )登银幕的处女作时就(🐖)表(🌰)现(💈)(xià(🕒)n )出(chū )一鸣惊人的搞笑才华。本(běn )片(pià(🚬)n )男(🌴)主(💧)(zhǔ )角(jiǎo )大笨蛋从小由黑人(rén )佃(diàn )农收(🌽)(shō(📁)u )养(🥓)(yǎng )长大，后来离家出(chū )外闯荡(dàng )江(jiā(📰)ng )湖(🎻)，从(🏆)事多种有趣的工作(zuò )，自然也闹出了不(🏼)少(🛁)的(🏏)笑话(huà )，还展开了一段热闹的多角(jiǎ(💻)o )恋(🎻)(lià(🎨)n )爱(🚄)。全片剧情的铺排比较(jiào )松(sōng )散，但多(🖤)个(😏)片(🚦)段组成的发(fā )展(zhǎn )轻松流畅而惹笑(🥞)，娱(⛰)乐(🐫)效(🌍)(xiào )果(guǒ )颇高，是导演卡尔·赖纳(nà )的(⛏)(de )代(🔠)表(🕕)作之一。 An unmarried man in his mid-thirties meets a homeless woman. He allows her to live with him. In return, she must do the household chores. However, to avoid trouble from their conservative landlord, they must pass themselves off as married. 招积仔与大(dà )眼(yǎn )是一(yī )对(duì(🎇) )欢(🍹)喜(🔀)冤家，终日无(wú )所(suǒ )事事(shì )，靠骗钱为(🎯)生(📤)。一(😄)日(🛺)(rì )，两人(rén )在(zài )路上遇到一个受重伤(📁)的(😯)人(🎠)(rén )，他向两人透露在芝麻镇里(lǐ )被(bè(🤮)i )困(🏣)狱(🚋)中(✳)的吴争气得知一批(pī )价(jià )值连城珠(🤧)宝(🥊)的(👡)所在。两人(rén )于(yú )是前往芝 清廷御厨(🌡)饕(🚏)餮(🍒)公(🥫)(gōng ), 精(jīng )通制作满汉全席, 得获盛名(mí(🐐)ng )! 在(😄)(zà(🛍)i )其掌管御厨期间, 遭奸人所(suǒ )害(hài ); 惨被(🚍)逐(😜)出(👢)宫外, 永不录用. 他(tā )心(xīn )灰意冷(lěng )地(🍗)离(🥊)开(🔆)京(🏏)城返回故(gù )乡(xiāng ), 却竟(jìng )发(fā )现全家(⬆)惨(✂)遭(🛃)杀害. 只(zhī )有小孙(sūn )儿(ér )幸免获救, 他(♑)伤(⚪)心(💽)之(🏔)余携同(tóng )孙(sūn )儿离乡别井, 隐居于一(💯)僻(🌿)静(🤣)(jìng )小(xiǎo )村, 把孙儿养大成人, 更传授(shò(🥑)u )绝(🚝)(jué(😷) )世(🌫)奇功 "饕餮功" 公孙两人能(néng )否(fǒu )合力(🕌)报(🏪)却(✌)这血海深仇!? The In-Laws is a hilarious action comedy starring 5-time Emmy Award winner Peter Falk (Columbo, The Brink’s Job, The Princess Bride) as CIA agent Vincent Ricardo and Golden Globe winner Alan Arkin (Catch-22, Grosse Pointe Blank) as dentist Sheldon Kornpett. Sheldon is a dentist from New Jersey, Vincent travels a lot on business. Sheldon’s got a successful practice and Vincent’s got a dubious past. In 48 hours Vincent’s son is marrying Sheldon’s daughter and what happens in between will bring them together for better or worse. Arthur Hiller (Love Story) directs the car chases, gunfights and witty one-liners, extracting perfect chemistry between the two leads as they adventure across South America together. A village mob is in pursuit of an arsonist. Fleeing from their hysteria, a seventeen year-old boy stumbles into a country house. He finds its owners, Jacques and Catherine, leading lives of monotony and habit. Jacques is a painter who divides his time between his canvasses and painting lessons he gives to the mentally ill in a nearby institution. Catherine is ill at ease in her arid, almost hostile surroundings, nurturing some unspecified dissatisfaction. 本片是以喜剧(🔯)的(🤴)方(🧠)式(shì )来(lái )拍摄吸血僵尸卓古拉伯爵(🥍)(jué(🏮) )。描(🔲)述(🔺)卓古拉从所住的古堡(bǎo )里(lǐ )被逼搬(🦖)(bā(🤛)n )迁(💞)，遂与仆人前往(wǎng )纽(niǔ )约找(zhǎo )寻(xún )心(🔕)上(🗽)人(🍪)仙(🔇)蒂，二人(rén )在(zài )迪斯(sī )科(kē )舞厅一舞(⬇)定(🍷)情(🆑)，仙蒂后来(lái )更(gèng )自愿让卓古拉咬她一(🧘)口(🗡)，以(🤥)(yǐ )便变作吸血僵尸双宿双飞(fēi )。导演(💾)斯(🎳)坦(🛡)·瑞格帝的处理(lǐ )流(liú )畅而惹笑，乔治(🗡)．(🐶)汉(🀄)弥顿(dùn )演(yǎn )得生动活泼，理查德·班(📓)(bā(🛺)n )杰(🐾)(jié(🧘) )明扮演卓古拉的医生情敌(dí )亦(yì )表(👷)现(🐅)不(📯)俗。 青年丁鹏（尔(ěr )冬(dōng )升 饰）出身(🙊)低(🍦)微(🐳)，习(🧀)得祖(zǔ )传(chuán )“天(tiān )外(wài )流星”剑法后挑(🐄)战(🥁)(zhà(🧒)n )各(gè )路武(wǔ )林(lín )高手，欲扬名立万以光(🎭)宗(🏛)(zō(💻)ng )耀(yào )祖，不料武当掌门柳若松(sōng )（王(🦌)戎(🏠) 饰(😽)）令妻子可笑（林(lín )建(jiàn )明 饰）施计(🚩)陷(🎈)害(⏬)，使丁鹏(péng )失(shī )却剑谱，名誉扫地。