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张达之(zhī )女(nǚ )宝(bǎo )宝屡被继母杨碧(💬)珍虐打(dǎ )，后达撞破珍与术士(shì )周(zhōu )锦有染，竟遭锦丢(diū )进(jìn )古井，幸达亡妻(qī )显(xiǎn )灵(líng )，指(📈)示宝往救父。古(gǔ )井内有巨人(🦂)、巨蛙，父(fù )女(nǚ )俩险象环生，后宝(bǎo )拾(shí )获夜光杯，只要(yào )保(bǎo )守(shǒu )秘密，可随时召唤(huàn )杯(💳)(bēi )仙施法。杯仙救宝父女(nǚ )离(lí )开古井，又变出耕(gēng )具(jù )让达开耕，更变来(lái )酷(kù )肖宝生母(🆕)的宝灵公(gōng )主(zhǔ )作其继母。惟灵在国土(tǔ )失踪多时，国王悬赏(shǎng )寻(xún )女。锦透过金钵照(zhào )见(🤨)(jiàn )灵所在之处，为(wéi )夺(duó )赏(shǎ(🎂)ng )金，即状告达窝藏公主罪。 An ex-con who's taken part in the robbery of a racetrack is caught and sent back to prison, but he won't tell his fellow gang members where he's stashed the loot. The gang kidnaps his girlfriend and has him tortured in prison in an effort to find out where the money is. 讲述在1880年期间，希(xī )利剧团正進行巡迴(huí )表(biǎo )演，而除了表演(yǎn )外(💯)(wài )他(tā )们大部份时间都在逃(táo )避债主及警方的追捕，还(hái )有一班与他们对抗(kàng )的(de )民众…(😸)… 早上，虔(qián )诚(chéng )的农场主陶尔（Max von Sydow 饰(shì )）夫妻做过了祷告，随后(hòu )安排女儿卡琳骑马为(wé(💳)i )教(jiāo )堂送一些蜡烛，卡(kǎ )琳(lí(🕙)n )穿上了新制的盛(shèng )装(zhuāng )，邀请家里的养女英格丽同行。有孕在身的英(yīng )格(gé )丽性格放纵，并(🦕)一(yī )直(zhí )嫉妒卡琳的明媚(mèi )人(rén )生(shēng )，出行前，英格丽在(zài )食物中塞进了一只蛤蟆(má )。行至(💹)一片森林前，英(yīng )格丽让卡琳独自上(shàng )路(lù )而自己尾随观察。林(lín )中的三个牧羊人看到孤(🥛)(gū )身一人的卡琳顿起歹(dǎi )意(🌆)(yì )，他们奸污后又打(dǎ )死(sǐ )了卡琳，掳走她(tā )的(de )外(wài )套。傍晚，三名牧羊人投宿陶尔家中，向陶(👍)(táo )尔(ěr )妻子兜售卡琳的衣(yī )物(wù )，惊慌的英格丽(lì )亦(yì )同(tóng )时回到家中，她向陶(táo )尔忏悔(🦕)了自己诅咒卡琳(lín )的(de )罪行。陶尔沐浴更(gèng )衣(yī )，以白桦树枝抽打(dǎ )自(zì )己后，决意用很双(shuā(🍸)ng )手(shǒu )为女儿报仇…… 安娜（(💕)蕾雅·马萨利 Lea Massari 饰）在(zài )与(yǔ )外交官父亲的一席(xí )不(bú )愉快的谈话之后(hòu )，气(qì )愤地和女(🎰)友克劳迪娅（莫尼卡·维蒂 Monica Vitti 饰）驾(jià )车(chē )去找男友桑德罗（加(jiā )比利艾尔·费泽(zé )蒂(🥚)(dì ) Gabriele Ferzetti 饰(shì )）。安娜犹豫着进了(le )男友的公寓，留下克劳(láo )迪(dí )娅一人在外面等候(hòu )。安娜虽然和(🎆)桑德罗(luó )谈(tán )婚论嫁，但两人(👟)早(zǎo )已(yǐ )貌合神离。他们与一群(qún )朋友驾着游艇出海时(shí )，两人之间的矛盾越(yuè )发(fā )尖锐(🔗)。众人来到(dào )一(yī )个(gè )荒岛上休息，安娜与桑德罗言谈不和，两人(rén )不(bú )欢而散。正当众人(ré(☝)n )准(zhǔn )备返航时，却发(fā )现(xiàn )安(ān )娜神秘地失踪了。大(dà )家寻遍整个小岛，却不(bú )见(jiàn )安娜任(🕠)何踪迹。在(zài )找(zhǎo )寻安娜的过(🤲)程中(zhōng )，克(kè )劳迪亚和桑德罗相(xiàng )互(hù )产生了暧昧，虽然克劳(láo )迪亚努力克制心中的(de )悸(jì(🛰) )动，但在桑德罗的(de )热(rè )情追求下，她坠(zhuì )入(rù )了(le )情网。内疚的克劳迪娅一直无法摆脱安娜的(🏔)(de )阴(yīn )影，无法心无旁骛(wù )地(dì )与桑德罗在一起(qǐ )。而(ér )当她下定决心与桑德(dé )罗建立关系(🈂)时，却发现(xiàn )他(tā )与别的女人(🚼)在一起(qǐ )。 愛新覚羅浩が自(zì )らの生涯をつづって大(dà )反(fǎn )響を呼んだ同名の”涙(lèi )のベ(🕳)ストセラー”を映(yìng )画化した、愛と感(gǎn )動(dòng )の物語。 The boisterous, arrogant professor Challenger, a reputed biologist and anthropologist, dares the London Zoological Society to mount an expedition to verify his spectacular claim, without physical proof, that his previous expedition to the Amazonian basin found live dinosaurs. Apart from him and his 'socialite' counterpart, professor Summerlee, it consists of experienced discoverer Lord Roxbury, the young reporter Ed Malone -who got publicly struck down with Challenger's umbrella at his arrival- and Jennifer Holmes, Malone's news agency's boss's daughter, essentially as conditions for putting up the money. In Brazil they are joined by Jennifer's brother David and local 'guide' Manuel Gomez. They soon discover the dinosaurs are real and dangerous, like giant spiders, but loose their helicopter and thus are desperate for a way down from the isolated plateau. They learn Roxbury knew about the fate of Burton White, an explorer whose diary they find, thus presume to be dead, in search of diamonds, and confirmation of the local tribe being the lethal guardians of the plateau's secrets, but also get surprising help...