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1926年夏(xià(🎿) )，奉(😭)系(♊)(xì )军阀在(zài )国民革命军(🚹)二次(✊)北伐中惨败。周恩来（孔(🏐)祥(🐅)玉 饰）受党指(zhǐ )派去找(zhǎo )贺(⭕)龙(🖱)（(🐁)高长利(lì ) 饰），询问其下(🦃)一(🎗)步打算，面对连年军阀混战，贺(📶)龙(🥌)早已厌倦，他表示(shì )愿意(🍛)跟(💔)(gē(🦉)n )党走。周恩来(lái )在中央(yāng )全会(💇)上(🤥)分析了(le )当时严峻局势，得(🎄)知(😺)汪(🌇)精卫（李宁 饰）已准备(🌗)向工(🗃)(gōng )人纠察(chá )队动手(shǒu )，他果(🍞)(guǒ(👇) )断(🕸)解散(sàn )纠察队(duì )，将人(ré(😖)n )员武(💟)器编入贺龙二十军。得知(🐢)汪(🏔)要发动反革命政变(biàn )，经请(qǐ(📃)ng )示(🔺)中(🧥)央(yāng )，周恩(ēn )来提出(chū )举(🌯)行(🤘)武(wǔ )装暴动，恽代英（叶新民(🔕) 饰(🛑)）等全力支持，此议获中(✈)央(🔥)批(🧞)准，并(bìng )委任周(zhōu )为敌前(qián )委(🌻)书(🛀)记(jì )总负责(zé )。抵南昌后(📈)，叶(✂)剑(✋)英（王瑞 饰）及时识破(🐈)汪精(🛵)卫图谋斩首诡计，通知贺(hè(🕘) )龙(⭐)、(🕞)叶(yè )挺（王(wáng )定华 饰(shì(🙄) )）率(🚕)部(bù )做好起(qǐ )义准备。朱(🎛)德(📣)（(🧝)刘怀正 饰）向周恩来等作(🌼)了(🥓)武(😈)装暴(bào )动详情(qíng )介绍，刁(🤞)铁(👥)民(mín )（王华(huá )英 饰）阵前做(🦁)说(☕)客遭贺龙逮捕，张国焘（(✂)王(👙)际(🚒)春 饰）阻止未果，周恩来(lái )下(🌅)达(🌐)了(le )起义命(mìng )令...... 简介(jiè )：(🚧) 讲(🏪)述(🐨)(shù )的是皇后生了(le )个肉球(⏫)，皇帝(🦈)认为是妖孽，命人将其丢弃(🤛)。但(⬛)是(📉)好(hǎo )人的宰(zǎi )相把肉(rò(🍦)u )球把(🥇)到(dào )河里，还把玉(yù )配放(🐍)在(🐷)(zà(🗯)i )襁褓里，希望有人她福大命(🧡)大(🐯)。肉(🌲)球被7个受巫师诅(zǔ )咒的(💻)将(🥪)(jiāng )军（也(yě )就是小(xiǎo )矮人）(✋)无(🉑)意中(zhōng )拣到，剖开后是个(👓)女(🗿)婴(🐋)……临国王子迷失在森林，遇(🙆)到(🥗)了长大了(le )的女孩(hái )，他们(🛏)(men )一(🍱)见(🐞)钟(zhōng )情……两个巫师控(🧦)制(zhì(🤰) )了该国的一切，也从水晶球(🛃)里(🛶)得(😙)知了女孩就是当年(nián )被(➿)丢弃(🆗)(qì )的公主(zhǔ )，夏洛(luò )巫师(🚊)抓(🤛)(zhuā(🔑) )走了公(gōng )主，王(wáng )子在小仙(🌛)女(🎊)的(🔸)帮助下踏上寻找消灭巫(🦐)师(🕸)宝剑的路…… New York cop Daniel Ciello is involved in some questionable police practices. He is approached by internal affairs and in exchange for him potentially being let off the hook, he is instructed to begin to expose the inner workings of police corruption. Danny agrees as long as he does not have to turn in his partners but he soon learns that he cannot trust anyone and he must decide whose side he is on and who is on his. 败家(jiā )仔刘七(🌩)(qī(🏛) )为父所(suǒ )迫，入(rù )宝芝林(💐)(lí(🔳)n )拜(🍅)师学艺。怎料被人利用偷运鸦(👺)片(🔡)，无故含冤受屈。在明查暗(🐷)访(🙈)(fǎ(👁)ng )途中，认识禁(jìn )毒老差(chà(🛏) )骨山(🔀)东(dōng )豹，终将主谋(móu )绳之于(🏫)法(🤯)。 Paulistano de meia-idade declara seu amor e ó(🔧)dio pela cidade de Sao Paulo. Por intermédio da atual amante, relembra os casos amorosos e as mulheres que passaram por sua vida. A fictional narrative and a documentary interview are mixed together in this film about two women deprived of independence for many years because of either their family obligations or an authoritarian spouse. In the fictional segment, based on a novel by Alexandra Kollontai (the first Soviet ambassador to Sweden and an early advocate of women's rights), the young woman Vassilissa (Sascha Hammer) learns how to stand up to her womanizing husband (Mark Eins). Director Rosa von Praunheim plays this story out in the tone of an early 20th century "morality" play. The second focus of the film is about Helga Goetze, a mother of seven children who left her brood when she was 50 years old (and her youngest was already 16) to join the Otto Muehl Commune in Vienna and live a liberated life of sexual freedom, filled with involvement in the arts, literature, and politics. Helga moved to the Kreuzberg district of West Berlin, where the on-camera interview was conducted. Director Praunheim opted for interspersing fictional and documentary segments so as to better chronicle the move toward independence and sexual "liberation" on the part of the two main female protagonists. 1915年，第一次世界大战中(🐁)，加利(👅)普里(lǐ )战役是(shì )盟军惨(❗)(cǎ(🍂)n )败(💥)的一(yī )场战役(yì )，却有(yǒu )无(🎷)数(🏹)澳(🔪)(ào )洲人参予和牺牲。导演(🚺)藉(🥙)这场战役写一个少年梦，阿奇(🐒)里(🎨)(lǐ )是一个(gè )理想主(zhǔ )义(🔪)者(😐)，他(🎞)本来(lái )是运动场的跑手，为了(🕍)伸(🕹)张正义参战，便把体育精(🚺)神(🥞)也(😈)带到战场(chǎng )上。他(tā )拒绝(🍅)在(zà(📩)i )战场上(shàng )充当微(wēi )不足道(❔)的(🤹)跑(📌)腿(tuǐ )，宁愿跳出战壕与敌(😋)军交(🎗)锋，明知上级颁下荒谬的(🔄)(de )命(🐈)令(🍏)，仍然忠(zhōng )心耿耿(gěng )地执行(🌙)(há(💮)ng )。他(💰)的(de )好友法(fǎ )兰是一个浪(🎤)子(🤙)，喜欢在运动场上作弊，来到军(🐐)营(📊)也是玩世(shì )不恭，等到他(🦐)(tā(🚖) )真(🔬)正沾(zhān )染战争(zhēng )的气氛，也逐(🙎)渐(✈)收起轻佻态度。电影从澳(🙁)洲(🍨)西(⛳)部的牧场开始，发(fā )展到(🌖)开(kā(⌚)i )罗的训(xùn )练军营(yíng )，最后(hò(🔘)u )在(🤴)土(🉐)耳其的战(zhàn )场结束。战场(💒)上的(🍕)军官求胜心切，明知下属(📧)被(🚢)敌(🐶)军(jun1 )的机关(guān )枪瞄准(zhǔn )，仍然(👡)(rá(🌤)n )迫(😋)令他(tā )们冲锋(fēng )陷阵，结(📭)果(🔘)一败涂地。两个年青人一心为(🕕)社(🥗)会服务，结果一个要(yào )赔(💀)上(🛃)性(🗝)(xìng )命换取(qǔ )经验，留下好(hǎo )友(🚐)在(🎰)旁边狂号，惊见理想幻灭(🍢)。 机(😛)械(📤)师弗兰克（杰克·尼克(👃)尔森(🍡)(sēn ) Jack Nicholson 饰）身(shēn )无分文(wén )，被洛(🎏)(luò(🌇) )城(🔣)附近(jìn )小镇上的一位(wè(👕)i )希腊(📐)店主尼克收留，尼克年轻(🙅)的(🤫)妻(🎷)子科拉（Jessica Lange 饰）引(yǐn )起弗兰(👐)(lá(🙂)n )克(🥤)的强(qiáng )烈兴趣(qù )，科拉(lā(👲) )亦(🚉)对酗(xù )酒的希腊佬心生厌倦(🌐)，两(🔕)人很快趁尼克进城时发(🚲)生(🖍)了(💇)关系，并决(jué )定私奔(bēn )，但弗(fú(🛳) )兰(🐈)克的(de )好赌成(chéng )性迫使计(🍼)划(👹)改(💰)变，科拉本欲杀死醉酒的(📍)尼克(🏹)但只是将其重伤，尼(ní )克出(🤪)院(🤑)(yuà(🍸)n )后科拉(lā )与弗兰(lán )克又(🚨)生(shē(🎗)ng )一计并终于得(dé )手。保险(🌨)公(🎡)司(🖖)因不愿赔偿尼克的意外身(💡)亡险(👶)遂组织(zhī )人手证(zhèng )明科(🎿)拉(🥚)(lā )与弗兰(lán )克有罪(zuì )，幸有(yǒ(🔅)u )律(📹)师巧借不同保险公司间(⛅)的(🎾)厉(🎥)害冲突使二人得以脱罪。弗兰(🎸)克(🙊)与(yǔ )科拉虽(suī )在狱中(zhō(🀄)ng )互(🌄)相(📀)倾(qīng )轧但还(hái )是走到了一起(🌰)，两人接管小店后的生活平(⚾)淡(✅)无(🖲)奇，直到某天一名(míng )男子(🔝)登(dē(🧛)ng )门要挟(jiā )他们…… A beautiful young model doesn't mind her architect father having an affair with his secretary, but when he announces that he's going to marry the family maid--who he has also been having an affair with--his daughter decides to put her foot down and gathers some of her friends to help prevent the marriage.