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As a group of Danish children pass into adolescence, gradually the most popular girl becomes an outcast, for trivial reasons that she never understands. A waiter (Amparo Munoz) with the personality of a house plant but not quite that intelligent, gets by on his good looks as he enjoys the favors of women. A duchess lands him a job as a gardener in the palatial spread of one of the ministers of Adolfo Suarez (Prime Minister in Spain at this time). The wife of the minister (impotent himself) seduces the mindless gardener, and apparently finds something lacking because then she goes after the minister's secretary. Unbeknownest to her, the gardener has just converted her into a budding mother. Meanwhile, terrorists decide to kidnap the gardener as a kind of bait (or practice run) for kidnapping the minister. Although it is not revealed until later, the secretary is in league with the terrorists, but then so is the minister. The whole lot of them, in fact, is really controlled by an international ring of corporate types promoting the use of nuclear energy. In brief, an impotent, secretly terrorist minister with a pregnant wife, stupid yet randy gardener, and lesbian, terrorist secretary is running part of the Spanish government, apparently about to be taken over by nuclear energy. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi 英英和大(dà )伟(wě(🕷)i )是(✔)(shì )一对恋人,今天,英英(yī(🔸)ng )要(📸)带(dài )大伟去见父(🏹)亲(🎊),大伟担(dān )心(xīn )英父因为(🍣)他(🎹)是街道加工厂(chǎ(🧑)ng )的工(gōng )人(rén )嫌弃他,纯洁(🥓)的(🍄)英(🔞)英却(què )认为(wéi )爸(🚦)爸会同(⏬)意他俩的恋爱关(🔌)(guā(🖌)n )系(✋)(xì )。在他俩去英英家的途(💬)(tú )中,英(yīng )英发现(🤭)大(🔝)伟书包里藏有(yǒu )一(yī )叠(🏛)旧马克,引起一场(🥗)误(🎖)会(📩)。大(dà )伟向她讲了这旧马(🥥)克的(de )来(lái )由,并说(😨)明(👓)是要送电影制片(piàn )厂(chǎ(🥔)ng )做(😭)道具用。两人高高(🤧)兴(👬)兴(xìng )来到(dào )英英家,大伟(➰)恭(📳)恭敬敬(jìng )地(dì )拜(🕰)见了英英的父亲。英父(fù(📅) )和(〰)大(⛎)(dà )伟(wěi )攀谈起来(🛥),当听到(💮)大伟(wěi )是街(jiē )道(🐂)加(➖)工(📋)厂的工人,每天工(gōng )资(zī(🎙) )9毛钱,居住面积只(😭)有(✴)7平(píng )方米(mǐ )时(shí ),英父嫌(🌋)贫爱富的丑恶(è(🤨) )灵(😔)(lí(🔍)ng )魂马上暴露出来。他郑重(👴)地(dì )告(gào )诉大伟(💩),等(🦀)实现"四化"以(yǐ )后(hòu ),再(zà(🏥)i )来(🛠)谈婚事。大伟气愤(🐫)地(🐣)(dì )告(gào )诉英父,决心要把(😄)他(🆔)这样(yàng )的人(rén )写(🕵)进剧本,搬上银幕。大(dà )伟(😆)刚(🛫)走(⛴),英英的姑妈又来(🤵)(lái )说媒(🤸)(méi )。英父从照片上(➖)相(♌)中(⚡)一个(gè ),经(jīng )济条件好,但(🌏)年龄偏大,怕(pà )英(🌘)英(👿)不同意,姑妈拿出(chū )一瓶(🏁)(píng )"敌(dí )敌畏"要英(🚖)父(🔼)用(🧓)自杀的办(bàn )法(fǎ )逼迫英(🚶)英同意。英英从厨(💔)房(🍈)(fáng )出(chū )来,见大伟已走,急(💙)忙(🦁)(máng )去(qù )追,被姑妈(⛓)拦(🏀)住。英父拿出(chū )"敌(dí )敌畏(🍂)",使(🔚)英英不得不暂且(💿)(qiě )应允(yǔn )下对象。英父和(🦃)姑(👕)妈(💱)十(shí )分(fèn )得意,此(👵)时,英英(😧)才明白(bái )这是(shì(🔪) )个(👉)(gè(🛶) )骗局。英英再也不能忍(rě(👯)n )受,她背起大伟丢(📇)下(💅)的书包就(jiù )走(zǒu ),被父亲(🤼)拦住。在争执(zhí )中(😰),大(🔔)(dà(🌔) )伟书包里的那叠外国钞(👣)(chāo )票(piào )被摔下来(📨)。见(🎨)钱眼开的英父(fù )和(hé )姑(❤)妈(🖌),立刻同意了他俩(🕧)(liǎ(🥂)ng )的(de )婚事(shì )。大伟回来取书(🐢)包(🦀),再(zài )三(sān )声明这(🏢)笔钱是假的,他们(men )不但(dà(🦐)n )不(🧙)听(✋),还决定让大伟和(🌯)(hé )英(yī(🌹)ng )英当晚就去杭州(💅)旅(🤣)行(🤫)结婚(hūn )。最(zuì )后(hòu ),英父跟(❔)姑妈终于弄明(mí(📓)ng )白(🔂),这的确是一叠早已作废(🦁)的(de )外(wài )国钞票,但(🛵)此(♊)时(💝),英英(yīng )和大(dà )伟(wěi )已在(😶)杭州幸福地欢度(⛏)蜜(💶)(mì )月(yuè )。 华车司机仇亚海(🦏)平(💺)日好打(dǎ )抱(bào )不(🛋)平(👌),被大家尊称为教(jiāo )兄(xiō(🌖)ng ),地(👯)(dì )痞头子黑面林(🐡)更是对其(qí )畏(wèi )惧三分(🤞)。教(📠)兄(👱)之弟仇来荣(róng )即(🚫)将(jiāng )出(🏹)国深造,教兄为筹(😔)钱(🍜)(qiá(🌽)n )款(kuǎn )无奈求助黑面林,结(🅱)果行(háng )动暴(bào )露(🥔)(lù(😴) )被警方抓获,锒铛入狱(yù(🍇) ),仇(chóu )来荣也被连(💋)累(🌁),学校开除(chú ),内心里对教兄(💡)颇有恨意(yì )。教(jiā(🍺)o )兄(🏸)(xiōng )出狱后在大婶的帮助(📣)下(⚡)(xià )与(yǔ )金兰成婚(🏔),此时仇来荣也警(jǐng )校(xiào ) 毕(📽)业(🏪)与律师林丹秀订(🧝)婚(hūn ),一家(jiā )人其乐融融(🚽)。不(🦍)料(⛰)黑面(miàn )林(lín )不期而至要(🗯)求教兄再帮他(tā(🔆) )干(😽)一(yī )票,教兄坚决拒绝绝。黑(🥑)(hēi )面林恼羞成怒(😣),竟(🚵)让八位(wèi )兄弟(dì )将(jiāng )金(🧝)兰奸杀。教兄义愤(🔃)无(😰)(wú )边手(shǒu )起刀落,将八人杀(🏘)死,然(rán )后(hòu )投案(😤)自(👠)首。仇来荣大义(yì )灭亲(qī(🚓)n )指(🛍)(zhǐ )证教兄,法庭之(💎)上,眼(yǎn )见(jiàn )教兄难逃此劫(📙),此(😉)时关键证(zhèng )人(ré(🧑)n )大婶却抖出一段惊天秘(👖)(mì(🦈) )密(🏑)(mì )……

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