Russia, the beginning of the twentieth century, a small provincial town. Dr. Andrei Efimovich Ragin serves as the chief physician in the district hospital. He is not young, lonely and likes to read in the evenings. One day he comes across a curious medical report: the fashionable psychiatrist Himmelsdorf demonstrates a method of treating psychosis.
Mina is a young woman wed to Hollywood pharmaceuticals mogul Jonathan Harker. Mina wants to start a family, but is shackled by her man/woman husband. Mina soon meets Countess Dracula who gets her a shot in the arm. Soon Mina's a vampire herself, until her sister, who's intent on stalking and killing Dracula, threatens Mina's newfound happiness for the same sex.
酷(📮)(kù )爱钓鱼的(🔕)阿(ā )滨经常因(🍹)为(wéi )钓(🙇)(diào )鱼耽误正事，刚刚拿(ná )到(🎎)新一年(🏰)度(dù(🚶) )工(gōng )作计划便向科长(🔩)提出休(🔄)假，到(🛷)秋(qiū )田(tián )去(qù )钓鱼。新(😱)上任不久的(😁)(de )科长以为阿(ā )滨(bīn )休(🦇)假钓鱼是传(🥟)统，于(yú )是批准(🍺)了假(jiǎ(👡) )期(qī )，却遭到(🔐)上(shàng )司一通训(🍶)斥。原来(🏅)阿(ā )滨(bīn )所(🕠)(suǒ )在的铃木建(✈)设公司(😣)正(zhèng )在聘请(🦖)一(🌥)家(jiā )咨(zī )询(⏯)公司做(🤹)前景规划，像(👾)阿滨这样(yàng )工(🐈)(gōng )作不(🦏)认真经(jīng )常请假的老(lǎo )员(🍬)工都被(🎳)列(liè )在(zài )裁员之列。但由于(🈁)社(shè )长(🐃)铃木(🍱)和阿(ā )滨(bīn )同是钓鱼(🆎)爱好者，经常(✅)一起外出(chū )钓(diào )鱼(yú(👕) )，铃木不想辞(🏐)退阿滨(bīn )。对于(😢)那些(xiē(👜) )和(hé )企业一(👤)起成长起来的(🌠)(de )老员工(👢)，即(jí )便(biàn )现(🏽)在对工作(zuò )懈(😑)怠，铃木(📔)也不忍让(rà(🍳)ng )他(😎)(tā )们(men )离开企(😌)业。
故事(✊)发生(shēng )在一(🌸)间(🍎)名为(wéi )“甘氏(🎱)疗养院(🐋)”的精神病院中，弗(fú )兰(lán )斯(👄)博士（(💘)兰(lán )斯·亨利克(kè )森 Lance Henriksen 饰）(🛐)是这(zhè(🎭) )里(lǐ(🍺) )的负责人，医院中所(suǒ(🌞) )关押的，均(jun1 )是(🉐)(shì )极度危险，拥有暴力(🏤)倾向的精神(🚣)(shén )病(bìng )重(chóng )症(🗳)患者。
希(🥁)米兰是个(gè(🕖) )绝色的少妇(fù(👟) )，与老公(🌱)萨德及儿子(🥫)一(yī )起住在曼(♍)谷(gǔ )。这(🎇)出婚姻对(duì(🤲) )于(💟)她来讲，是万(👎)分的不(🉑)(bú )得(dé )已。老(📬)公(🎯)其实是她的(🎙)(de )姐夫，因(🗣)为(wéi )姐(jiě )姐的意外身亡，按(🌁)照印度(🐭)的惯例(lì )，她不得不嫁给姐(🈸)夫做为(🏁)(wéi )赔(🍘)偿……萨(sà )德(dé )是个(🚎)工作狂，一心(🈷)扑(pū )在事业上，而(ér )忽(🔊)略了妙龄妻(🛵)子的生理和情(📫)感的(de )需(🛌)(xū )要(yào )……(🆔)而这也使得个(🏬)性(xìng )奔(📁)放的她倍(bè(🧤)i )感(gǎn )压抑和饥(🍨)渴……(🕛)
16岁的(de )中国女(🎿)孩(🎎)珍(zhēn )（妞妞(🛷) 饰）独(💵)(dú )身赴英国(💖)留(🚥)学，当她在(zà(🎏)i )伦(lún )敦(🥃)机场徘徊之际，校(xiào )方派来(🌥)接站(zhà(🥖)n )的(de )香港留学生DJ（陈冠希 饰(⛩)）心不(🍵)在(zà(👼)i )焉(yān )的出现了，DJ索要了(🍭)珍的(de )小费之(🧞)后带(dài )她(tā )参观校园(🐏)，珍的土气(qì(🤴) )举动让DJ啼笑(xiào )皆(jiē )非(📒)。因为自(zì )己(🔊)的音乐梦想，DJ被(👃)负(fù )责(💽)(zé )任(rèn )的钢(🔇)琴教师盯住不(🧔)放(fàng )，昔(🍊)日的橄(gǎn )榄(👫)(lǎn )球队友汤姆(🍮)看着DJ远(🔝)去(qù )的背影(🐓)只(👌)能(néng )徒(tú )呼(🧙)奈何。