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Whenever talk turns to the worst movie ever made, this is the one I always nominate. It is so bad, it's mesmerizing; you stick with it because you can't believe it could get any worse. It does. Dumb acting, dumber plot, dumbest dialogue I've ever heard. One actor who's the spitting image of a young Marlon Brando and who tries to imitate Brando's mannerisms. A leading lady who Sam Laker is an American industrialist, working in Britain, who has just been awarded an international award for industrial design. He is planning to travel to East Germany to attend a trade show and show off his invention, taking his 10 year old son with him for a holiday. Meanwhile a British Intelligence officer who served with Laker in the Second World War decides to use the opportunity of Laker's trip and his lack of an intelligence profile to coerce him into carrying out an assassination. 丽娜(nà )（(🐷)莱娜•尼曼 Lena Nyman 饰）跟(⛅)随(🌴)本(🚥)片导演(yǎn )维尔戈特(tè(🕗) )•斯耶曼拍电(diàn )影(🌜)，并(🍌)(bì(✳)ng )且(qiě )做他的(de )女演员(👱)。摄(😻)像(xiàng )机跟随她(tā )在瑞(😤)典大街上访问各(gè )类(🛶)(lè(🕟)i )民众对(duì )阶级制度的(🕒)看法，人们(men )纷纷讳莫(🌧)(mò(🐮) )如(㊗)深，丽娜从(cóng )自己的(de )视角和人们大胆地探(🏺)讨(🌞)(tǎ(🎾)o )。在(🥒)家里(lǐ )她认识了正在和父亲(qīn )谈(tán )工(🛷)作(🌧)的(⬇)(de )推(💠)销员伯耶。伯耶借口(🚫)(kǒu )进入了丽娜的房(👼)间(🕜)，之(👀)(zhī )后两人(rén )马上打的(👉)火热。而丽娜(nà )得知(🔴)伯(🐼)耶(😁)(yē )有孩子和女朋(pé(🎂)ng )友(🍎)后暴(bào )怒(nù )不已，来到(🙂)了郊外的(de )房子里开(kā(🌦)i )始(💖)禁欲和自虐式的生(shē(📩)ng )活(huó )。伯耶(yē )找到她(🔻)，两(🏃)人(🍧)再次陷入(rù )热恋。不(bú )久丽娜又发现(xiàn )伯(🧀)耶(🏎)情(💎)(qí(🔏)ng )人的秘密……痛苦中的(de )丽娜在梦(mèng )境(📑)捕(🆕)获(👕)了(🛑)23名过往的性(xìng )伴(bà(😡)n )并枪杀(shā )了伯耶。回(🛤)城(😾)(ché(🍅)ng )之后她在(zài )电视上看(🐉)见政府对“暴(bào )力”运(🚾)(yù(⬛)n )动(😸)颁布的法令，并和伯(🐕)(bó(🎲) )耶一起在(zài )诊所治完(🗝)阴虱(shī )后分手(shǒu )，回家(🍭)面(🌘)(miàn )对父母的责骂(mà )她(⛸)的情绪(xù )终于爆发(🐐)…(🥚)…(🐀) 这一集(jí )里(lǐ )OSS117的扮演(yǎn )者换成了美国演(📳)员(🚱)约(👆)翰(⭐)(hàn ).加文，OSS117整(zhěng )容冒充一个国(guó )际知名(mí(🥜)ng )杀(💽) 手(❓)，打(➗)入一个秘密组(zǔ )织(🌡)，破获(huò )企图挑起非(👩)洲(😓)两(🥍)大部(bù )落(luò )战争事(shì(🗯) )端的阴谋。 《早安，再(zà(🛀)i )見(🐥)》為(🐀)羅斯·梅爾1967年(nián )作(🍋)(zuò(😰) )品。富(fù )翁巴特娶了少(🚬)婦安吉拉(lā )做老婆，安(😠)吉(⭕)拉因為愛(ài )上了巴(bā(🐾) )特(tè )的財富(fù )才委(📈)身(🐵)下(🏞)嫁給(gěi )這老頭。婚後發現，巴特什麼(me )都(dōu )能(🎳)滿(🐆)足(🔇)(zú(🦏) )她，但是年老力衰，沒(méi )有滿意的(de )性生活(🚙)，以(😅)至(🧔)(zhì(😡) )於安吉(jí )拉尋找第(👌)三者，一個野(yě )蠻強(💰)壯(🦖)名(🐽)(míng )叫斯通的礦工。有一(🍿)(yī )天(tiān )巴特在(zài )叢(🍲)林(🎵)裡(✂)遇上了(le )一個不會(huì(⛅) )說(🛎)話的神秘女人，這(zhè(📗) )個(💴)(gè )女人改(gǎi )變了他的(🤚)人(🧟)生... 穷凶极恶(è )、臭名(💛)昭(zhāo )著的恐怖组织(😆)(zhī(😎) )爆(🏖)炸党(dǎng )，在东南(nán )亚地区犯下累(lèi )累罪行(😭)，为(🌛)了(🎽)金钱他们杀人放(fàng )火(huǒ )、勒索(suǒ )绑架，无(⏰)恶(🚃)不(😝)作(🍝)。同时(shí )他们行踪(zō(👦)ng )诡秘，小心谨(jǐn )慎，令(😔)(lì(🍓)ng )各(🍟)国警方抓不到任何把(🔄)(bǎ )柄，反倒(dǎo )因此损(🍏)兵(🤦)折(🥘)将，为此(cǐ )大(dà )为苦(🕋)恼(🏬)(nǎo )。 A story of romance between the girls and guests at a hot spring resort, the film's freshness and freedom was in welcome contrast to Impotent's heavy-handed moodiness. The star of the film, actress Yasuko Matsui, was Kobayashi's wife. She starred in or appeared in many of Kobayashi's films of the 1960s. The popularity of this film inspired the studio– Mutsukuni Eiga– to make a quick sequel. However this second film departed from the original's story, lacked director Kobayashi and Yasuko Matsui, and was not well-received 一个广(guǎng )告(🥝)公(🌐)司经(jīng )理在一次下电(🏇)梯(😐)的时(shí )候(hòu )意外发(fā(🚜) )现了自己具有特殊(🏽)的(📩)精(⌚)(jīng )神能力，于是他离开的(de )家人来(lái )到(dào )演(💖)艺(🍌)圈(😦)(quān )运用自己的特(tè )殊能力赚(zuàn )了很多钱(🕞)，与(🎻)此(⛸)同(🚋)时(shí )，在光鲜(xiān )的成(💇)就背后，他和他的(de )家(⛺)人(🌎)朋(🐿)友(yǒu )都渐渐的疏远(yuǎ(🧓)n )了...... ——幻想记忆 At the Opera of Toulon, the cast and crew hoping to put on a Satanism / human sacrifice-themed ballet (!) entitled “La malé(🚛)diction de Belphé(🐑)gor” soon find their numbers dwindling. First up is the art director, who manages to fall and break his neck after a startle. Afterward, a large gold statue of the demon Belphé(💷)gor that's set to be used as a centerpiece in the production starts playing what sounds like music. And then it talks. The voice coming from it tells a handful of the ballet's major players that he is “The master of you all!” and that they will all die if they continue on with the play. The voice then lays out the exact order in which they'll be killed. Among the targets are theater co-owners Garnier (Maurice Chevit) and Hubert Delaroche (Achille Zavata), writer Jacques Olivier (Marcel Charvey) and director Fred Daxo (Paul Guers). Police are called and an quick examination of the statue reveals no sound equipment anywhere on it, so the show must go on... 60年代下(xià )半期的某(🔇)一(🏸)天。巴黎(lí )某(mǒu )区。银(🦖)(yí(🔙)n )行家的女儿维络尼卡(🖼)在(👯)(zài )一位已同双亲外出(👙)度(dù )假(jiǎ )的女友(yǒ(🈶)u )处(😩)借(⌛)来的住宅里，召开(kāi )“马列主(zhǔ )义共产党”支(🈚)部(🌳)会(♊)议(yì )。房里堆(duī )放着一大批小(xiǎo )红皮书，墙(🚧)壁(🛂)上(🐺)醒(⤴)目地挂着一(yī )些(xiē(🖋) )手写的(de )毛泽东语录(👔)。在(🚼)从(👔)北京(jīng )传来的无(wú )线(🚨)电广播声中(zhōng )，维洛(🥨)(luò(🕯) )尼(🥇)(ní )卡宣布支部正式(🕉)成(🥖)立(lì )，并以“阿登-阿拉(🥜)维(😹)亚”的命(mìng )名(míng )，以纪(jì(💿) )念(🛒)被法国共产党开除出(⛩)(chū )党的这一同名小(🌱)说(🥁)的(🛳)(de )作(zuò )者波尔(ěr )·尼赞。支部成员包括(kuò )青(🎊)年(👷)演(🏩)员(yuán )吉罗姆、女佣人伊沃(wò )娜(nà )、画家(🆑)(jiā(🚄) )基(💀)里(🔋)洛夫和大(dà )学生亨(🌉)利(lì )。维洛尼卡给支(🗑)部(🍑)规(📡)(guī )定(dìng )的任务(wù )是“进(⛲)行两条战线的斗(dò(🍦)u )争(👟)”。正(🍭)(zhèng )值此时，原先(xiān )缺席(😚)的(de )亨(hēng )利走了进来(✌)。他(😦)血流(liú )满面，是(shì )在巴(📚)黎(🅾)大学同法共党(dǎng )员(yuá(🦁)n )们进行(háng )关于中国“文(🎳)化(💀)大革命(mìng )”的辩论时被打伤的(de )。这使维(wéi )洛(🍭)尼(🕝)卡(🏋)更有理由宣布她(tā )的“路线(xiàn )”的正确性，即(👣)不(📝)仅(🉑)(jǐ(🎀)n )不(bú )与法国(guó )共产党为伍，而且视其(qí(🌊) )为(🍂)主(⏫)要敌人……