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父親(qīn )過(🍏)世，皮耶返家奔喪(⚽)，心裡(lǐ )掛(🤰)念著失去(🕗)(qù )聯絡，由父(fù )母(🐐)收養的哥(🍢)(gē )哥馬克(🎸)。過(guò )著(🎡)雙性戀混(👯)亂生(shēng )活(❓)的馬克欲(yù )查身(🐇)世之謎(mí(🎵) )，皮耶決心(🤘)(xīn )幫助(🥑)哥哥完(wán )成心願。影(🦌)(yǐng )片另一時空是(🐱) 1952年(nián )希區(🛌)考克到(dà(👥)o )魁北克(🎬)借(🚍)教(jiāo )堂場景拍攝(🙀)(shè )電影《懺情(qíng )恨》，兩部片中(🤞)的神父都(🤮)捲(juǎn )入了(📹)神祕的(de )不可告人(🙋)事(shì )件，當(🛩)年的(de )醜聞似乎是(🚊)(shì )馬克尋(🔦)找血緣的(😚)關鍵。在劇(jù )場界(🛀)富盛名(mí(🦄)ng )的勒帕吉(🦇)，初執導(💶)筒即(jí )一(💳)鳴驚人，將(🔶)性向與倫常的(de )禁(😎)忌和權力(👢)(lì )關係巧(💞)妙搬(bā(🏜)n )演，賦予原(yuán )片名「(🎽)告解(jiě )室」不同(🍕)詮(quán )釋的(🦗)可能。 UN-VALENTINE'S DAY: It's that warm and wonderful time when Pooh and his pal like to show how much they care. But Rabbit wants to cancel Valentine's Day because last year, he was up to his ears in the flood of cards that littered the Hundred Acre Wood. Reluctantly, everyone agrees -- until someone anonymously sends Pooh a pot of honey. Suddenly, the Valentine rush is again out of control, much to the delight of all -- including Rabbit! Then, as a special bonus, experience the charm and fun of "The Three Little Piglets." A VALENTINE FOR YOU: After Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit see Christopher Robin making a valentine for -- gasp! -- a girl, they find he's been bitten by a "Smitten" and is lovesick! Worried that he'll no longer have time for them, and hoping a second bite from the love bug will cure him, they set out on a wild adventure to capture the Smitten. This wonderful story, filled with magic and whimsy, and sweetened with three new songs, reminds us all that the heart is big and always has plenty of room for friends -- old and new. Rare, 90's, SOV, Cannibal movie inexplicably found on a 'White Slavery' Box Set. The poster alone should clue you in on how terrible this is. At least it has a brief lesbian scene. It might be good for a few unintentional laughs. Or it might force you to burn your eyeballs out so you never have to be subjected to such drivel ever again. The story of emigrants in New York, more precisely in poor part of Brooklyn, of Serb Baja and Spaniard Alfonso and their tragicomic efforts to fit so-called New World. Bajo works illegally by day, and by night helps Alfonso at the bar. He lives at Alfonso's place with a small rooster from Yugoslavia. The rooster's crowing at dawn awakens homesickness in Alfonso's blind moher, and Bajo's longing for his three children, taken care of by his mother, far away, somewhere on the Serbian-Montenegrian border, not realizing that they are already on their way for America. During that trip, Bajo's younger son loses his life in mythical river, Rio Grande. His older son fits new life conditions perfectly. Impractical ones, old mothers, middle-aged sons and lost love will vanish in unreal world of American illusions... 女大(📊)(dà )学生(🎢)安(👂)吉拉(lā )（安娜·(🦉)托(tuō )伦特 Ana Torrent 饰）正(zhèng )在撰写(⚪)一篇(piān )关(🎡)于视听暴(😎)力的论文，她的(de )教(💯)授在为她(🤞)(tā )收集资料的(de )时(🥠)候心脏病(🏿)(bìng )突发死(⛪)亡。安吉拉觉得事(🥃)有蹊跷，偷(🐭)偷(tōu )从案(😏)发现场(🐦)(chǎng )拿走了(🚷)教授(shòu )死(😁)亡前正在(zài )看的(🤝)一卷录(lù(🔭) )像带。切玛(🌹)（费(fè(🏇)i )雷·马丁内(nèi )兹 Fele Martí(🛵)nez 饰）对(duì )暴力录(📬)像研(yán )究(🏬)颇深，安(ā(🔍)n )吉拉带(📍)着(⛱)录(lù )像带向他求(🕣)助。他告诉安吉(jí )拉，其中录(😺)(lù )制的惨(🚜)绝人(rén )寰(⤵)的暴力行(háng )径为(☝)真实拍摄(🧛)，并且受害者(zhě )很(👮)可能就是(🌆)(shì )他们失(🦑)踪已(yǐ )久的校友(🌬)凡(fán )妮莎(⛸)。 左近(jìn )太(🔔)郎（古(🕺)谷一行）(❄)に警視庁(🍡)(tīng )浅草分室への(🦑)転任が決(🕠)(jué )まり、(💪)相棒(bà(🔮)ng )の山口かおり（木(🎥)の実ナナ）とも(🍔)お別れ。新(🐸)天地(dì )で(🕕)の左近(👞)の(🔂)初仕事は、会社(📿)社長・相川殺しの捜査(chá(🍼) )だ。容疑者(🍠)(zhě )に共同(🗣)経営(yíng )者・岩木(🌰)（本田博(👎)太郎(láng )）が浮か(🈸)んだ。だが(♊)犯行時(shí(🌘) )刻に岩木は店に(🏢)いたと、(🦗)六本木クラブの(〰)チーママ(🥘)・由美子(🕯)が証言。左近(jìn )は(👤)旅行中の(🐼)由美子を(🥤)追(zhuī )っ(🖤)て那須温(wēn )泉へ。す(😹)ると那須にかお(🍚)りが現れ(🚱)た。かおり(♍)も浅(qiǎ(🤑)n )草(🚘)勤務を命(mìng )じら(🌈)れたのだ。 神秘教派自称拥(😮)有一本(bě(🕗)n )《诺斯特拉(🥎)(lā )达穆斯预言(yá(🥊)n )》，能够准(zhǔ(♌)n )确预知未来(lái )。预(💷)言中第二(🌴)章第三节(🎡)所说(shuō )“海上升起(🐲)(qǐ )另一个(🛬)太阳(yáng )，将黑色的(🎵)(de )巨鲸化为(😆)灰(huī )烬”，正(➰)符合地中海一艘(💫)核(hé )潜艇(🌏)失事事(shì(🐀) )件。下一(💕)个(gè )将应验的预(yù(🗼) )言是第七章(zhāng )六(🗣)十二节“载(🕳)着(zhe )十一位(🤙)武士的(🎴)神(🌦)鹰消失(shī )了，一系(🈁)列(liè )灾难由此开(kāi )始”。与此(🕹)同时，巴西(🧚)足球(qiú(🔂) )队(💤)正登机前(qián )往美(🛫)国，鲁(lǔ )邦(😰)正好也在(zài )同一(🥩)架飞机(jī(🚘) )上…… 伊(🐮)朗新年之前，小女(😐)(nǚ )孩纳西(👖)亚（艾达•莫哈(🏁)(hā )默德哈(🦃)尼 Aida Mohammadkhani 饰(shì )）(🚏)随妈妈到(dào )集市(🆖)购买过年(🆗)用品，路过(💻)驯(xùn )蛇(🤕)人的摊位(wèi )，发现众(🚢)人(rén )围观，挤进(jì(🏢)n )去才发现(😡)他(tā )正在(🛳)吆喝，要(😮)观(🥪)(guān )众掏钱看蛇类(🍚)表演，并(bìng )贩卖肥大的(de )金鱼(🙃)。纳西(xī )亚(🔺)很想买(🗼)一(🍘)只金鱼，但是因(yī(💧)n )为家境贫(💺)寒(hán )，妈妈手里(lǐ(💝) )只有500图曼(😱)的(de )过年钱(🐦)，而(ér )一条鱼要100图(🏻)曼，所以妈(🤙)妈只(zhī )得带着纳(⛴)西(xī )亚回(📚)家。她(tā )本(👩)想用新年(nián )礼物(🔽)跟妈妈(mā(❕) )讨价还价(🥃)，但却被(🎷)严词拒绝(jué )。失望的(🐧)她(tā )只得拜托哥(🏹)(gē )哥帮忙(🥊)，结(jié )果哥(🌍)哥说服(🎂)(fú )了妈妈，把500图曼(mà(✂)n )给了她。纳西亚把钱放(fàng )进(🎪)小鱼罐，兴(🏌)冲冲地(😰)跑(📊)(pǎo )到养蛇人的摊(😘)位，准备满足(zú )心愿。然而(é(🈺)r )事情在此(🐊)突(tū )然发(🕓)生了转(zhuǎn )机……(🚙) Brad and Sara meet at a party and instantly fall for one another. They go to Brad's house to have sex, but he suddenly remembers that he has to wait until the next morning to hear the results of his last AIDS test. Sara decides to stay, and as they stay up waiting for morning to arrive, they recall their sexual experiences, ranging from the passionate to the bizarre, to each other.