疯狂的爱情

A misguided father (Cameron Mitchell) wants to make his shy, sensitive son "into a man" (and it's about damn time since the young character, played by Mitchell's real-life son, looks to be about twenty five). He decides to take him on a hunting trip with his buddies, two of the sorriest excuses for "men" around. (Even in Texas this pair would be regarded as fat, dumb, redneck losers). The hunting trip/rite-of-passage involves getting drunk and driving into the 120 degree Texas summer heat to shoot at beer bottles and bunny rabbits (if this makes one a "man", then my friends in Wyoming and I would have achieved manhood at about ten). Later they go to a honky-tonk bar where the most pathetic wet t-shirt contest you ever saw is taking place, and a Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds-style bloodless brawl breaks out every five minutes. There the boy meets a pretty young barmaid and aspiring prostitute (Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick)and takes her back to the hotel room. They suffer some traumatic coitus interruptus, however, when the two redneck friends bust in a force themselves on "Marcia", I mean Maureen. The movie then turns into a REALLY tame and bloodless (in every sense of the word) rape-revenge flick. 八王子市(shì )发生(shēng )一起(qǐ )凶杀(shā )案，数名(míng )男女(nǚ )身(🛹)体(👌)(tǐ(🍰) )被(🕶)树(🥑)(shù(🐍) )枝(🌖)贯(🎆)(guà(😴)n )穿而死，现场仅留下一名失去记忆的女高中生黑(hēi )井美(měi )沙. 其(qí )实死(⛪)(sǐ(✳) )神(👀)无(👗)(wú(🦏) )权(📗)判(🤘)(pà(🙄)n )定(🎓)人(rén )的生(shēng )死，也不能随意杀人。死神可以预见他人的死亡，但不可以干涉。死神唯一的使命(👁)，就是确保(🎈)(bǎ(🛷)o )这(🧞)些(🚹)(xiē(🎚) )人(🌦)按(🎃)(à(🐂)n )时死(sǐ )去。但若(ruò )死神改变了名册之外的生或死，那么他们也会死(sǐ )。3C（钟(🚬)镇(🥜)(zhè(🤡)n )涛(🤰) 饰(⛩)(shì(🎩) )）(🍸)就(😵)(jiù(📍) )是一(yī )个按(àn )部就(jiù )班工(gōng )作的死神，每日在自己辖区内送人去另一(👻)个(🌆)世(🧗)界(🎱)(jiè(😟) )，爱(🕺)(à(👐)i )吃(🈺)橘(jú )子的(de )3C结识(shí )了研(yán )究新(xīn )农业(yè )系统(tǒng )的横沙（甘薇 饰），后者顶替每周给3C送桔子的奶(nǎi )奶，并(🚷)为(🎓)奶(🏙)奶(😯)的(🦗)健(🔗)康(🍐)状(🎡)况所忧虑。3C为横沙(shā )的开(kāi )朗活(huó )泼感(gǎn )染，定期(qī )在农场与其相会，某日(😛)一(🐛)个(🎦)神(🔞)秘(💦)算(💖)命(🕦)人(📳)（谢君豪(háo ) 饰）指出(chū )3C将陷(xiàn )入爱(ài )情无(wú )法自(zì )拔，此时(shí )的3C，因为与(🙎)横(🧡)沙(💦)的(🆘)关(😹)系(🥏)促(😢)使(🌩)自己死神的生活渐渐(jiàn )起了(le )变化(huà )…… "An underground revolutionary group struggles against internal strife to stage urban guerilla attacks against a fictionalized fascist regime in the United States. Interspersed throughout the narrative are rhetorical sequences that explain the philosophy of radical action and restrain the melodrama inherent in the thriller genre." 隐藏(cáng )在金(jīn )三角(jiǎo )毒贩(fàn )子唐(táng )恩少校单方面要给毒品(🐖)涨(💀)价(🤔)，用(🧙)武(🤹)器(🏌)换(⏱)毒(💊)品的马(mǎ )兹里尼上校决定派去一支队伍，借着送武(wǔ )器的(de )名义(yì )打入(rù(🔕) )唐(🏪)恩(🔂)(ē(💾)n )防(🤙)守(💁)(shǒ(✉)u )严(👳)密的地盘，炸毁几个毒品仓库，借此警告唐恩(ēn )，于(yú )是马(mǎ )兹里(lǐ )尼上(shà(🚣)ng )校(🛶)找(🆑)(zhǎ(👐)o )到(💦)了(🎏)(le )雇(🏏)佣(📮)(yòng )兵中(zhōng )最出色的科尔比少校。另一方面为了查出药品管(guǎn )理局(jú )里谁(shuí )在做(zuò )鸦片(pià(🕸)n )生意(yì )，卡(kǎ(🀄) )尔(🦉)森(😏)(sē(⏸)n )派(🐗)特(🚐)(tè(📯) )工(📦)梅森混入希考克的雇佣兵队伍，让他拿出唐恩(ēn )存资料的光盘，拿到光盘(🔭)就(🌮)能(🔷)知(🚙)道(🐍)谁(🦕)是(🚏)间(🥪)(jiān )谍了(le )。威(wēi )廉姆(mǔ )斯是(shì )特工(gōng )希考克的上级，为了拿到那张光盘，让希(💗)考(👻)克(😋)整(🍞)(zhě(😁)ng )容(😧)，变(👭)成(🎎)(chéng )了梅(méi )森的(de )样子(zǐ )，扣(kòu )下了(le )真正(zhèng )的梅森。于是科尔比少校夹杂着几方势力的雇佣(yò(⌚)ng )兵队(duì )伍出(📵)(chū(😽) )发(🕥)了(👮)(le )。在(🧐)(zà(💁)i )路(🐪)上(⏮)(shàng )，经(jīng )历艰(jiān )难险(xiǎn )阻，他们成功粉碎了翻译迪克洛和强盗里应外合(hé(⛓) )的(🎦)抢(🦊)劫(🖌)计(🕳)划(👼)，终(😋)于(🎟)到了唐恩的地盘，双方(fāng )开战(zhàn )，希(xī )考克(kè )拿到(dào )了那(nà )张光盘，在关键(🏌)时(🛫)刻(📌)，一(✈)个(🚝)雇(🃏)佣(🏥)兵(🍱)莱宁斯和科尔(ěr )比的(de )朋友(yǒu )康果(guǒ )启动(dòng )了炸(zhà )弹，将唐(táng )恩的(de )地盘炸得粉碎。最后只有(😛)科尔比和希(🔤)考(🏊)克(🍧)胜(🐳)利(🧛)逃(🍖)(tá(🕳)o )出来(lái )，所(suǒ )有人(rén )都死(sǐ )了。科尔(ěr )比识(shí )破了(le )希考克并不是梅森，两个人(📦)决(🐆)定(🖱)联(🧔)合(👁)作(🥖)战(🧤)。科(👰)尔(ěr )比前去游艇上见马兹里尼，交出光盘，拿(ná )到不(bú )少钱(qián )。威(wēi )廉姆(mǔ(🐫) )斯(🌇)也(😩)(yě(🤡) )在(👢)游(🍸)艇(📯)上(📧)，原来那个做鸦片生意的间谍就是威廉(lián )姆斯(sī )。马(mǎ )兹里(lǐ )尼派(pài )人在(zài )科尔(ěr )比的(de )车(⬛)底(dǐ )盘下安(🙌)装(🚳)了(🧞)炸(💒)弹(⛽)。马(🍨)兹(💲)里尼按下遥控器后，不料(liào )自己(jǐ )的游(yóu )艇却(què )爆炸(zhà )起火(huǒ )，马(mǎ )兹里(lǐ(😖) )尼(🌅)和(🤢)(hé(🎲) )威(🏞)廉(⬅)姆(⭐)斯(💵)双双葬身鱼腹，科尔比和希考克带着钱(qián )，绝尘而去。 拉乌尔·克拉夫刚满(😉)18岁(🚛)的(⛄)儿(🏬)子(💵)在(🈵)(zà(😥)i )一(🅾)次(cì )车祸(huò )中死(sǐ )亡，深受打击的他接受了警察局的调查结论：他的儿(ér )子是(shì )死于(yú(🙊) )一次(cì )意外(🕹)(wà(🃏)i )事(✝)故(🥟)(gù(🌆) )，强(🆚)(qiá(🚤)ng )忍悲(bēi )痛处(chù )理完儿子的后事，拉乌尔·克拉夫见到了一个从(cóng )巴黎(lí )赶(🤼)来(♎)(lá(🔃)i )的(📰)女(🏰)(nǚ(🏐) )人(🏸)戴(🅰)(dài )安娜(nà )，戴(dài )安娜(nà )讲述(shù )的关于他儿子的一席话让拉乌尔·克拉夫(👃)大(🖤)吃(🗳)一(💽)(yī(〽) )惊(⚾)，儿(🎦)子(🌨)的车祸并不像警局的结论那么简单。原来(lái )他的(de )儿子(zǐ )身前(qián )和一所医院曾经签订过一(☔)份新药试验(👰)协(💢)议(😋)，戴(🕺)安(💏)(ā(🎇)n )娜(📠)坚(jiān )信他(tā )儿子(zǐ )的车(chē )祸本(běn )来不(bú )该发(fā )生，造成车毁人亡的直接原(🏳)因(🏚)很(🏍)可(🈸)能(👍)是(🚴)医(🏍)院(🆙)药物试验(yàn )所产(chǎn )生的(de )副作(zuò )用，在戴(dài )安娜(nà )的帮(bāng )助下(xià )，拉乌尔·(🌥)克(⏺)拉(💉)夫(🧞)前(💚)往(📜)巴(😅)黎(🦍)，从儿子和那所医院(yuàn )签订的药物试验协议入手，开始调查儿子车祸(huò )死亡(wáng )背后(hòu )的因(✅)(yīn )素，但调查(🌓)从(😤)一(⛎)开(🆎)始(👯)就(🤵)遭(💏)遇到了巨大的阻力...