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ドラえもん(❓)の(📡)誕生日。のび太(tài )は「飛行(👬)船(🕌)（ひこうせん）」と「遊園(🚑)(yuán )地（ゆうえんち）」が融(🏷)合(👶)（ゆうごう）した「飛行(🏌)船(🚳)遊園地(dì )」で、ドラえも(🐦)ん(📐)の誕(dàn )生日を祝うことがで(🐟)き(🅾)たら楽しいだろうなぁ…(🏃)と(🏴)空想していた。 When Gem (Erica Hubbard) decided to invite her long-lost friend to be the Maid of Honor in her wedding, Allen (Brad James), her fiancé, had no clue he'd be meeting Kiya (Altovise Lawrence), a wildly outspoken lesbian novelist. Though an aspiring writer himself, Allen finds not a friend in his new house-guest, but a rival for Gem's attention. Eventually, the soon-to-be husband discovers there's a lot more to the story than his fiancée explained. Guests at an old English manor house are stalked by a mysterious killer known only as 'The Terror.' 一夜前(😊)(qiá(🙊)n )朝(cháo )国师陵墓被盗，丢失(shī )墓(🚧)中(🛵)珍宝飞鸢珠(zhū )，奉(fèng )命镇守(🧓)陵(🏙)墓的锦(jǐn )衣卫天城玩忽职(🎱)守(🆗)被(bèi )治(zhì )罪，危难之际他向(xià(📂)ng )千(qiān )户大人请求戴罪(zuì )立功(🏥)(gō(🎪)ng )，三日之内必将(jiāng )宝物寻回(🌓)否(🔥)则甘受惩(chéng )罚(fá )。天城探查(😦)宝(🔉)物踪(zōng )迹(jì )结识摘星楼花魁(😥)，二(📻)(èr )人几次交锋后天(tiān )城隐(📖)(yǐ(🌠)n )约感觉飞鸢珠的(de )丢失与摘(🧜)星(⏳)楼有千丝(sī )万(wàn )缕的关系，但(🦆)摘星(xīng )楼(lóu )与东厂宦官势力(😫)(lì(🚢) )有错(cuò )综复杂的联系，一时(📔)(shí(🐲) )间天城对摘星楼(lóu )束手无策(🎢)。与此同时(shí )六(liù )扇门捕头探(📈)查(🖋)城中(zhōng )少(shǎo )女失踪案与天(🍓)城(🛑)(chéng )的飞(fēi )鸢珠被盗案线索(🍩)(suǒ(🖨) )汇聚到了一起，俩人(rén )最(zuì )终(🎷)判(🐕)定两起案件都(dōu )与(yǔ )东厂(🔘)势(🐘)力相关。天(tiān )城(chéng )和六扇门(😝)捕(🌋)头奉(fèng )命缉(jī )拿督主一场恶(🌻)战(zhàn )，无奈对方武功高强(qiáng )危(🌙)(wē(💢)i )难之际花魁挺身而(ér )出(chū(🎯) )与(🐙)督主同归于尽(jìn )，案(àn )件最终(🐧)真相大白(bái )，天(tiān )城向千户大(👏)人(🚓)复(fù )命完成三日戴罪立功(⛸)(gō(⛏)ng )之(zhī )约。 야구가 인생의 전부(🚟)인(🤟) 상규는 슬럼프로 고통받고 있(😑)는(🛰)데 악성빈혈로 생사를 헤매(💫)는(🐛) 정은과 만나 사랑에 빠진다(🙋). 정(🏜)은에게 상규는 자신의 피를 수(🔽)혈시키나 정은은 상규에게 상(❔)처(🎸)주기 싫어서 종적을 감춘다(➗). 대(⛄)학야구 결승전에서 상규는 승(⛱)리를 한다. 그러나 관중석의 정(🚒)은(🔄)은 이미 쓰러져 있고 텅빈 그(👏)라(🚎)운드의 상규는 회전목마를(👲) 탄(👠) 정은의 모습을 떠올리며 공을(😜) 하(🤱)늘높이 던진다. Mumbai-based Kunal Sahay has just broken up with his girlfriend, Ishita Sahani, who is about to re-locate to Germany, gets involved in an vehicular accident. No one is ready to assist him until an unknown male drives him to the hospital. A grateful Kunal recovers and returns to work with the Great Life Insurance Company and his room-mate, Rohit Sharma, an aspiring Bollywood actor. Kunal does meet with the unknown male, Raghu Satoskar, and gives him his address, and offers to do whatever he can for saving his life. A few days later, Raghu shows up at Kunal's residence, bleeding from a bullet wound. Kunal takes him to a doctor, has the bullet removed, and even loans him his car - only to have it damaged. Kunal then seeks Ishita's help and together they escort him to a nearby Police Station and fill out a statement that they had found Raghu bleeding on the sidewalk. Hoping to put this incident behind, they return to Kunal's flat - this is where Ishita will be abducted and held by goons until and unless Kunal brings in Raghu, who is an assassin-for-hire, and has just killed Dada Bhosle. With the latter in police custody - how will Kunal ensure Ishita's safe return?