爱情、(🖕)婚姻(yī(🚡)n )、家(jiā )庭，这是寻(xún )常人(🌟)家(jiā(🌘) )的组(✂)成顺序，却不适(shì )用于萨(⬇)(sà )拉和(🍊)霍尔(⛳)，尽管(guǎn )彼此从未见(🈷)(jiàn )过(😒)面，他(🕰)们(👖)却是黑(hēi )人姑忍受左(🕤)拉的(de )你(➡)母，当(🔢)左拉知(zhī )自己的父亲(qī(🎪)n )是捐精(🌅)(jīng )者后，便开(kāi )始了她(😝)的(🐲)寻父(💿)历(lì(🚧) )程。全(quán )家人能够幸福团(🏋)聚吗(ma )？(🐚)本睡(shuì )由著名演员(yuán )乌(🧘)比(bǐ(🍝) )·戈(🎸)德堡主(zhǔ )演，以(yǐ )幽默诙(♒)谐的形(🔆)式将人(rén )工授精(jīng )这一(💾)敏感(🗿)的(de )话(⏲)题(tí )重新摆在人(rén )们面(🎽)前(qián )。
一(🤜)把冷(🍟)冷的男声带(dài )来了(👉)故(gù(🍡) )事的(🕦)开(📡)始。青春(chūn )期对里斯本(👩)(běn )一家(🔠)的(de )5个(🚄)豆蔻女儿(ér )们来说，是一(🔸)道(dào )迈(🏚)不过的槛。首(shǒu )先自杀(🎿)的(🏭)是(shì(🎬) )最小(🐕)的(de )女儿赛西利(lì )娅（汉(🛠)娜霍尔(👓) Hanna R. Hall 饰(shì )）。她(tā )变得脆弱低(📩)落，想(💭)结(jié(🎀) )束生命(mìng )，这一切都(dōu )没(🔛)有(yǒu )道(😭)得明的原(yuán )因。父(fù )母以(🎥)为，让(🐾)她去(💦)和男(nán )孩交往(wǎng )，会改善(🔋)情(qíng )况(🌏)。然而(💑)，赛西(xī )利娅还(hái )是(🐈)选择(💂)了告(🗨)别(⛹)人生。
Whatever it is, there's nothing you can't tell the woman you love.
阿拉斯(sī )加回音(⛱)山原始(🐛)丛(có(🎪)ng )林，自古是(shì )印第安(ān )原(🆔)住民的(🎀)居(jū )住地。曾经有一(yī(🧜) )群(⛪)名为(🏈)“大沽(🔚)何(hé )”的野兽般(bān )的民族(🕳)(zú )居住(☝)此地，他们在白人入侵(qī(📰)n )时遭(📊)到(dà(🀄)o )屠杀，从此便对入侵(qīn )者(🎁)心存(cú(💑)n )憎恨。
Bob the Tomato is surprised to find Larry the Cucumber in a book club with Mr. Lunt, Archibald Asparagus and Jerry Gourd. They're reading "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Mark Twain. Well, not the book itself. Bob is dismayed to find they're all just reading notes about the book. Even that was a waste of time, Mr. Lunt decides, when it turns out the dramatized story of the day is "Huckleberry Larry and Tomato Sawyer." The story proves to be a very veggie version of the classic tale. Larry plays Huckleberry Larry, who wants to build a turkey jerky theme park. Bob is Tomato Sawyer who dreams anachronistically of a career in income tax preparation. Big Jim is a sweet-natured but intimidatingly large yellow gourd on the lam. Clark Wayne is the narrator, looking simultaneously like Mark Twain and Col. Sanders. The moral of the story comes from James 4:17: "If you know what is right to do, but you do not do it, you sin."
阿肯(kěn )（陈(chén )百强(🌯) 饰）(📛)和(hé(🖌) )保罗（钟保罗 饰）是情(🍤)同手(shǒ(🌏)u )足的兄(xiōng )弟，彼此之(zhī )间(🥩)感(gǎ(💭)n )情十(📹)分要好(hǎo )。阿肯(kěn )的叔叔(🔣)（陈欣(⏫)建 饰(📛)）虽然同(tóng )阿肯的父亲(⏺)不合(hé(⏮) )，却偏偏同(tóng )阿肯有(yǒ(🥒)u )着说不(🍝)尽的(👛)(de )话，两人十分投(tóu )机。
Fuad Ramses and his family have moved from the United States to France, where they run an American diner. Since business is not going too well, Fuad also works night shifts in a museum of ancient Egyptian culture. During these long, lonely nights he is repeatedly drawn to a statue representing the seductive ancient goddess ISHTAR. He becomes more and more allured by the goddess as she speaks to him in visions. Eventually he succumbs to her deadly charms. After this pivotal night, Fuad begins a new life, in which murder and cannibalism become his daily bread. He starts to prepare a ritual FEAST to honor his new mistress, a lavish affair dripping with BLOOD, organs, and intestines of human victims. As butchered bodies are heaped upon the Altar of Ishtar, Fuad slowly slips further into madness, until he is no more than the goddess's puppet; and she thirsts for the blood of Fuad's wife and daughter too...
未婚(🔭)夫达也(🎨)(yě )（张国荣）在香港(gǎ(🗞)ng )死于(🧛)一场(🌩)交(jiāo )通意外后，瞳（常盘(🆒)贵(guì )子(🦄)）以为自此失去幸(xìng )福(❄)，生(shē(🤲)ng )活质(🕖)量开始(shǐ )大幅(fú )滑坡。为(🉑)了(le )兑现(😎)曾(céng )与达也在香港许下(🏤)的(de )承(🎠)诺，她(⛅)勉强收拾心情(qíng )只身来(🌴)到伤(shā(🚰)ng )心城(🎒)。同瞳一样，香港警察(chá )家(🏖)宝（张(🚅)国荣）也有一(yī )段伤(🛢)心往事(🚑)(shì )，他(🍱)曾(céng )因工作狂热(rè )导致(🦒)女友无(😴)法忍(rěn )受冷落自杀身亡(🐾)(wáng )。女(🙂)友死(🎌)后(hòu )，家宝(bǎo )选择做了卧(😡)(wò )底，想(♍)以更加狂(kuáng )热刺激(jī )的(🎄)工作(📗)来麻(🈸)醉和折磨(mó )自己。