鸟人战队

真琴(🥟)（桑野(yě(😮) )美(měi )雪 饰(🥚)）是个叛(🍐)(pàn )逆的女(nǚ )高(💋)中生，一(yī(🔵) )次(cì )搭便(📨)车时她险(🗑)(xiǎn )被车主(🔴)(zhǔ )非礼，幸(😤)好被(bèi )路(🔛)过的藤井清（川津(jīn )祐介 饰）救下(xià )。次日二人再次相(xiàng )遇(😙)(yù )，相约到(🤱)水边(biān )游(😼)玩，然而阿(⛏)清却(què )粗(🦈)(cū )暴对待(🚇)真琴并(bì(😋)ng )企图强(qiá(🏟)ng )暴她。事后(🍼)真(zhēn )琴并(🌉)没有迁怒(♏)(nù )于阿清(🍌)(qīng )，还给他(🚌)留下(xià )了(🥙)联系方式(🐲)。 余娜(nà )除(😡)(chú )了管理(🕑)一个附(fù(❣) )带妓院的流行(🅿)夜总(zǒng )会(🕷)(huì )外，她还(🐭)为几(jǐ )个(🔣)犯罪(zuì )组(🏌)织和情报(🔎)(bào )局(jú )工(🏞)作。在一次(cì )严刑拷(kǎo )打后，余娜变(biàn )成了性冷感，她试图(tú )注(📺)射药物入(🈳)下(xià )体来(🕣)恢复性欲(🔳)。她(tā )憎(zē(🦊)ng )恨男人，对(✒)于(yú )落入(🌦)她手里的(📤)政客(kè ), 间(🏩)(jiān )谍或其(💰)他人，她和(🌺)她(tā )的女(🍺)同性恋性(🈵)(xìng )奴隶都(🦍)毫不留(liú(🈺) )情地对(duì(🕧) )待。 纽约街(⚽)头(tóu )接连发生残酷杀人(🛀)(rén )事(shì )件(⌛)，被害者死(🏄)(sǐ )状恐怖(💽)，令人不忍(🌽)(rěn )卒(zú )睹(👧)。所有目击(😕)(jī )者都指(zhǐ )证凶手系一(yī )身(shēn )传警官制服的(de )男子(🎗)。随着死者(🖖)数量(liàng )持(👴)续增加，市(😩)政厅决(jué(🙁) )定对此事(🐔)件进(jìn )行(⏹)彻底抽查(🎏)，并派(pài )出(🍻)(chū )得力干(🌹)探弗兰(lá(💸)n )克（Tom Atkins 饰）(🎗)负责此案(🐖)(àn )。 11集短片(🔄) 一大一(yī(🆔) )小两只(zhī(📷) )鸬鹚常到(📓)池塘(táng )偷(🚢)吃渔人养的(de )鱼，非(fēi )常气(😊)恼的渔人(👐)(rén )遂做了(🏂)个草人插(🎩)在池(chí )塘(🔠)中，这招果(🐛)(guǒ )然奏效，鸬鹚好几(jǐ )天(tiān )不敢再下水偷(tōu )鱼，可是渔人的好(🚔)(hǎo )日(rì )子(🆓)没过几天(👡)，一动不(bú(🕧) )动的草人(🥞)便引(yǐn )起(🎄)了鸬鹚的(🥑)怀(huái )疑，它(🉑)(tā )们将草(👓)人嬉耍(shuǎ(🐦) )一番，又开(🐴)始了大(dà(🕋) )摇(yáo )大摆(🧡)偷鱼吃的(📈)(de )日子。 The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. Recommended.