远征远征 电视剧

This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before. Heather, Beth, Carla, Brea, and Heather's cousin Paula are five lovely young ladies who decide to spend their summer vacation at Lake Arrowhead. While at Lake Arrowhead the women hit the party circuit and get involved with various men in the area. However, things go awry when the gals find themselves the targets of a mysterious murderer A young woman becomes involved in the sex trade in Bangkok A young girl lives with her mother and grandmother. One day her estranged father returns home with a female companion he introduces as his fiance... 本片为(🕔)申江于1972年自编(🚺)(biān )自导(✨)的(de )战(😱)国时(shí )代(🐼)历史武侠片。故(⏲)事描述(🆑)，公元(💁)前(qián )二五(👥)七(qī )年，秦国图并吞六(♈)国，秦昭(zhāo )王发(🥃)兵(bīng )攻赵国(guó )。魏、赵(🙆)为邻国，倘赵被(🀄)攻(gōng )破(🔋)，魏(wè(🌱)i )自难保(bǎ(🌔)o )全，但魏王怕秦(💘)，按(àn )兵(💀)不动(🤷)(dòng )。后太(tà(🏺)i )傅被(bèi )杀(shā )，魏王纳其(🏬)女如姬（夏凡(🥏)）为妃，答应(yīng )代其复(🛃)仇。信陵君（宗(🤘)(zōng )华）门(mé(🔉)n )客朱亥(hà(🖐)i )（张(zhāng )斌）为(🈲)救国，乘(🐈)机代(🛫)姬(jī )报父(📉)仇(chóu )，以请(qǐng )姬(🕰)盗魏王(🍂)身上(🔣)的兵符令(🐷)牌，发兵却(què )秦救赵(zhà(📽)o )…… 来自南美(🤝)的马克斯·伯(bó )雷表(🏺)面(miàn )上是个(gè(😑) )海上贸(💼)易的(🏰)商人，暗中(🔹)却从(cóng )事军火(🐽)(huǒ )、毒(😡)品(pǐ(🕴)n )、绑架甚(🎑)至强迫卖淫(yín )等罪恶(💢)(è )勾当。某国(guó(❎) )接(jiē )连派出四名特工(♒)前往(wǎng )他所落(🤸)(luò )脚的伊(yī(🐪) )朗首(shǒu )都(🉑)德黑兰，却无一(🐔)例外(wà(🗾)i )，皆遭(⛅)(zāo )杀害。为(😨)避(bì )免公开行(⛷)动引起(📯)国际(🌰)纠(jiū )纷，该(💧)(gāi )国聘请(qǐng )神秘的杀(🚴)手“骷髅13”（高仓(👃)(cāng )健 饰）前去刺(cì )杀(🔠)马克斯。骷髅13本(🖱)名Duke·东(🥦)乡(xiā(💏)ng )，是一(yī )名(🎚)混血(xuè )儿。经过(🛌)慎重考(🌌)虑，东(⛱)乡接(jiē )下(🥥)这个(gè )任务，并和该国(🌫)女特工凯瑟(sè(📟) )琳假扮(bàn )夫妻潜(qián )入(📅)伊(yī )朗(lǎng )。他的(🌏)行踪不(⬆)久便(🥘)为(wéi )马克(🔷)斯(sī )的团伙(huǒ(👆) )所得(dé(🥔) )知，对(🎛)方相继派(🐟)出瓦尔(ěr )特、西(xī )蒙(⛺)、道(dào )格拉(lā(🚉) )斯等高手前来阻挠。高(🍸)(gāo )手对决(jué )接(🐰)连展(zhǎn )开…… An architect and his wife are flying from London to L.A. with an altar from an ancient abbey secured in the plane's cargo hold. Also aboard the flight are Buddy Ebsen as a pushy millionaire, William Shatner as a drunken, cynical ex-priest, Tammy Grimes as a nutcase, and Chuck Connors as the lantern-jawed pilot. Crew and passengers come into jeopardy when an invisible demon escapes from the altar, and threatens the plane in an effort to destroy the architect's wife.