Lights Camera Dead is a dark-comedy that tells the tale of die hard filmmaker "Ryan Black" and an ever so pretentious screenwriter, "Steven Dydimus", who will stop at nothing to complete their self-proclaimed zombie masterpiece "The Music Box"
笨(🐆)手(shǒu )笨(🍇)脚的拉(lā )里（王牌(pái )接线员拉(🚆)(lā(🗒) )里 Larry The Cable Guy饰）(👓)刚(gāng )刚度过他(tā )人生中最(zuì )糟(😇)糕(🔀)的一(📶)天(🎻)，极度郁(yù )闷的拉里(lǐ )决定约上(🌷)(shàng )他(🏏)的(🔑)邻(🥌)居(jū )比尔（比(bǐ )尔·恩格(gé )瓦尔 Bill Engvall饰(🤐)）(🥢)以及从(🧢)小(xiǎo )玩到大的(de )好友埃弗(🚪)(fú )雷特(🀄)（(✝)DJ·考(👈)尔(🦉)斯 DJ Qualls饰）一醉解千(qiān )愁，趁这(zhè )个(💧)周末好(⛴)(hǎ(🛢)o )好散散心(xīn )。正当“蠢蛋三人(rén )组(🦗)”喝到(❔)(dà(🐄)o )尽兴的(🦅)时候，他们居然被一个(gè )军官误(😩)认(🥎)(rèn )为是(🗿)开小(xiǎo )差的士兵(bīng )而被莫名(mí(🏠)ng )其(🙃)妙地(⬛)赶(🐟)(gǎn )上飞机，准备派到(dào )伊拉克战(😣)场作(🐻)战(💲)。更(🤩)(gèng )离谱的是(shì )，“蠢蛋(dàn )三人组” 被错误(🔠)地(🏮)(dì )空投(🔹)到了(le )墨西哥的(de )陌生小镇(💓)(zhèn )上，三(💴)人(🍍)(rén )还(👂)信(🎌)以为(wéi )真以为他们正身处中(zhō(💚)ng )东，决定(🙇)(dì(🔤)ng )大干一场(chǎng )。当地军(jun1 )阀卡洛斯(sī(📈) )·桑(💄)坦(🥊)纳(nà )（(🃏)丹尼·特乔 Danny Trejo饰）残暴不仁，危害(👠)百(🌛)姓。“蠢蛋(👇)(dàn )三人组”在误打误(wù )撞下，竟(jì(👿)ng )然(⏪)阴差(⏮)阳(⛺)(yáng )错地从一(yī )伙强盗手(shǒu )中解(🐓)救出(〰)(chū(🤥) )了(🌳)被围困的村民。一(yī )时间，三(sān )人成为(⚪)了(🎭)(le )小镇人(🔭)民(mín )心中的大(dà )英雄。
Bud是(🌠)(shì )一个(👕)善(🐒)良(liá(🍴)ng )老(🍟)人的孩(hái )子，闻着(zhe )肯塔基蓝(lán )草(🥖)和钝叶(🎇)鼠(🔥)曲草的清(qīng )香长大成(chéng )人。Bud正在(🌺)(zài )干(🚮)大(👸)生意(yì(👲) )——向周(zhōu )边的郡县(xiàn )出口大(🏆)麻(😸)(má )。但这(🐰)并(bìng )不是他唯一的秘密，更见不(🎻)得(🎑)(dé )人(⚡)的(🚌)秘密(mì )在他肯塔(tǎ )基州东部(bù(㊙) )山上(🌨)一(🧙)处(🕙)(chù )小木屋里(lǐ )藏着。当(dāng )两个人妨(fá(🐶)ng )碍(🦏)了Bud的全(🤮)部生意，接(jiē )下来会发(fā(🦆) )生什么(🎤)事(🏫)(shì )情(😂)？(🦈)会死(sǐ )多少人……
It's turning out to be a pretty rotten Christmas for the Saunders family. Having just moved to a new city from Los Angeles, they have no friends, no money and, with the exception of the bright-eyed Mary, no Christmas spirit. To make matters worse, their mother is stuck in L.A., stranded by airline overbookings. So, the Christmas shopping duties fall on Dad and the gloomy kids. Things start looking a bit more like Christmas when 12-year old Brian and 6-year old Mary find a satchel of money at the local mall and they launch a Yuletide shopping spree...that is, until the crooks who counterfeited the money chase them through the mall packed with holiday shoppers.
有紀は自分(🐈)が社(shè(🛬) )会(🌞)から「不必要」だという事を(🀄)認識(🤩)し(🛂)ていた(🍫)－
年轻漂亮(liàng )受欢迎的(de )小学老(🦏)师(🍐)(shī )---埃玛(📰)和她(tā )的朋友们(men )参加了一(yī )趟(⛎)仅(🍋)限女(🐃)性(🦒)的圣地亚哥海滩之旅，在那(nà )里(👯)他们(♓)遇(🤽)(yù(🍰) )到了一个(gè )友善的当(dāng )地人，带(dài )她(🦆)们(🍌)一起(qǐ(💙) )游览当地(dì )度过不少(shǎ(🌆)o )欢乐的(🌼)时(⛪)光，也(📦)帮(🔟)她(tā )们拍了不(bú )少个人影(yǐng )带(😳)。过了(le )一(🌾)个(🕘)多月(yuè )，她发现(xiàn )她所拍摄(shè )的(😿)影带(🥟)被(🤔)(bè(💎)i )剪辑成不堪入目的影片在各大色情(😝)网(🕺)站(zhàn )播(🤣)出，而(ér )这些影片(piàn )将毁了她(tā(🏔) )的(🏐)声誉(🕝)也(🎽)(yě )让她失去(qù )原有的工(gōng )作，她(🏫)意识到(🏸)那(📂)个友善的当地人就是所(suǒ )有阴谋的(🤥)(de )主(🏛)导，她(tā(🌠) )必须要赶(gǎn )快阻止他(tā(🥓) )继续犯(🌺)案(😝)(àn )，在下(🦒)一(yī )个不知情(qíng )的受害者受害(🧕)之前…(🏣)
玛(🚝)丽是一(yī )位经验丰(fēng )富的点心(➰)(xīn )师(🕗)，努(🐐)力(🚛)(lì )维持着她(tā )的面包店(diàn )。面对窘(jiǒ(⛏)ng )境(😄)，她打算(🎡)和未婚夫Brent回老家挑选合适的(de )订(🚍)婚(🍨)礼物(🅾)(wù(✴) )，不料未(wèi )婚夫得了(le )
玛丽是一(yī(🌸) )位经验(🏓)丰(🕣)(fēng )富的点心(xīn )师，努力维持着她的面(🍌)包(🉑)店。面对(😐)窘境(jìng )，她打算(suàn )和未婚夫(fū )Brent回(👝)老(🏞)家挑(tiā(📋)o )选合适的(de )订婚礼物(wù )，不料未(wè(🍝)i )婚夫得(🐇)了(😱)(le )
1587年，一百多名英国人(rén )远渡重洋(🎴)(yáng )来(🐵)到(🤯)美(Ⓜ)洲(zhōu )罗阿诺克(kè )岛，准备(bèi )搜刮当地(🍇)(dì(❗) )土著，在(🍲)(zài )此建立殖(zhí )民地。然而他们却(💪)发(♍)现先(🍛)期(🏘)到来的人马(mǎ )全部离奇(qí )死亡(📲)。尚(shàng )未(🐲)容(⛅)这群(qún )男女从旅(lǚ )途中的疲(pí )惫中(🐖)解(💶)脱(tuō )，恐(👈)怖便随之而来，一些人开(kāi )始失(🛄)去(👍)踪(zōng )影(🕥)。
年轻(qīng )漂亮受欢(huān )迎的小学(xué(👄) )老师---埃(🔆)玛(🦏)(mǎ )和她的朋(péng )友们参加(jiā )了一(🚩)趟仅(🔕)(jǐ(✍)n )限(👠)女性的圣地亚哥海(hǎi )滩之旅，在那里(🍾)他(🏺)(tā )们遇(🧤)到了(le )一个友善(shàn )的当地人(rén )，带(🗼)她(😒)们(men )一(🍟)起(📽)游览(lǎn )当地度过不少欢乐的时(👮)光，也帮(❇)她(😰)们拍(pāi )了不少个(gè )人影带。过了一个(🅰)(gè(📿) )多月，她(💩)(tā )发现她所(suǒ )拍摄的影(yǐng )带被(😙)剪(🌜)辑成不(🔞)堪入目的影片在(zài )各大色情(qí(🥇)ng )网站播(👩)出(🍧)(chū )，而这些(xiē )影片将毁(huǐ )了她的(📓)声(shē(👅)ng )誉(🎱)也(🌷)让她(tā )失去原有(yǒu )的工作，她意识到(🤲)那(🎄)个友善(🤭)的(de )当地人就(jiù )是所有阴(yīn )谋的(🤾)主(🏸)导(dǎ(🌍)o )，她(💯)必须(xū )要赶快阻(zǔ )止他继续(xù(🛳) )犯案，在(🐮)(zà(🥈)i )下一个不知情的受害者受害之前…(💒)