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Vermeylen is a wealthy Dutch art collector, who lives in Amsterdam with his pretty daughter Dortje. Three crooks conspire to steal one of his paintings. The crooks are played by German actors but are apparently meant to be American gangsters (Morton and Kelly) with a French toff (DuFour) as their leader. Kelly is played by the great German actor Fritz Rasp, who must have felt he was slumming in this movie. Into this umlaut-fest arrives Niels Korff, one of those implausible fictional characters who could never exist in real life. Korff is a hugely successful author of detective novels who amuses himself as a flautist, but who acquires material for his novels by working (in real life) as an amateur detective! Korff takes it upon himself to save the Vermeylens and their painting. He is aided in this endeavour by two bumbling private detectives: van Gaalen and Schimmelpennick. —(🐰)IMDb Review Based on a Pirandello play, Vittorio De Sica plays a wealthy young social lion who has to constantly fight off a horde of women who are eager to marry him because of his position and money. He weds Elisa Cegani, a servant girl, who turns out to be a more appealing wife than any of the others could have been. Assis Noris decorates the screen well as one of the chasers and pursuers. In 1937, De Sica and Noris made a film, "II Signor Max," which, other than the setting and character role names, basically has the same plot as this film. 讲(🍲)述(🍇)狮(🔝)子请客，百兽云集，一头自作聪(cōng )明、自命(mìng )不(bú )凡(fán )、又好出风(fēng )头(tó(🏘)u )的(🚸)骆(🤴)驼(🤤)，当(🖊)众(👭)献(🍚)舞(🚟)，大出洋相，引起众兽(shòu )大(dà )笑，最后(hòu )被(bèi )赶(gǎn )下台。 树(shù )木(mù )茂密的原始丛林迎来了寒冷的冬(🍹)天(🆓)，厚(🎁)厚(📔)的(🔼)(de )白(🤾)(bá(🔯)i )雪(🔳)覆盖了(le )森(sēn )林(lín )的每一个(gè )角(jiǎo )落。猪小弟（梅尔·布兰克 Mel Blanc 配音）在树(📘)干(🧥)上(😶)(shà(📵)ng )钉(🕴)了(🗺)许(🧐)多(🔉)个(🈳)(gè(🔀) )警(🍯)(jǐng )示(shì )木牌，上(shàng )面(miàn )写着“禁止钓鱼”“禁止烟火”“禁止打猎(liè )”“禁止(zhǐ )设(shè )陷(🌥)(xià(🛒)n )阱(💾)”等(📸)字(💞)样(🤼)(yà(🔣)ng )。小(📞)动物们看了之后欢欣鼓舞，一起为猪小(xiǎo )弟(dì )鼓掌。可(kě )是(shì )没(méi )过多久，就(jiù )有(yǒu )一个邪恶的(🥒)家(🕠)伙(👥)涉(🤭)足(✍)森(🙇)林(🤕)，他藐视所有的(de )警(jǐng )示标志，将(jiāng )魔(mó )爪伸向无(wú )辜(gū )的小动物。接二连三有(🐪)小(🤮)动(🥨)物(⬅)遇(🤘)难(👔)，善(✅)良(🥂)的(🖤)(de )猪(❎)小弟东跑(pǎo )西(xī )颠(diān )，帮助小(xiǎo )动(dòng )物从陷阱中解救出来，并在森林急救站(💎)未(🛢)受(🐲)(shò(👅)u )伤(🚶)的(🚔)小(🎢)家伙(huǒ )们(men )上药疗伤。 安(ān )娜.霍尔姆小时候被火灾毁去了半边脸孔，从(cóng )此象个“科(kē )学(xué )怪人”一样(🗽)(yà(✒)ng )活(🍍)(huó(💕) )在(✖)世(✴)上(🏬)，受尽唾弃和鄙视。一个抢劫惯犯(fàn )不(bú )怀好意地(dì )收(shōu )留(liú )了她，安(ān )娜(nà(🐼) )从(🏑)此(👣)沦(🦃)为(🉐)罪(🦗)犯(😻)帮(🛃)凶(📪)，被(🔧)迫做一些不法的事情(qíng )。 美甲师莎(shā )莉(lì )、艾琳和玛(mǎ )丽(lì )希望成为百老(📗)汇(🌲)的(🎥)艺(🌉)人(🏨)。玛(🔏)丽(🍍)继承了一艘旧(jiù )渡船，他们(men )把(bǎ )它变成了一(yī )家(jiā )成功的晚餐俱乐部。 梁雪霏饰演贤淑女子'花(huā(🚲) )鸡(🚢)乸(🔰)', 下(🌚)嫁(🔬)(jià(🍁) )给(🈶)(gěi )邝(kuàng )山笑饰演的(de )体(tǐ )贴丈夫, 克尽为人妻子, 媳妇的本纷. 无奈梁偏(piān )偏(piā(🐨)n )遇(😝)上(😑)恶(🐨)家(📁)(jiā(🌹) )姑(🦇)(gū(🎱) )'扭(🐜)(niǔ(🦗) )纹柴'(大口(kǒu )何(hé )饰), 处处受尽虐待. 由于邝从不敢逆父母之言, 因(yīn )此今梁更(🈴)加(📍)(jiā(💶) )苦(🚆)(kǔ(💣) )不(🎱)(bú(🤵) )堪言. 何日(rì )夜(yè )吩咐梁干各种各样的家务, 把她弄至筋疲力竭(jié ). 生性怕老婆(pó )的(de )家翁(何大傻(shǎ(🐼) )饰(📵)(shì(🍹) ))一(👫)次(🚈)好(👇)心(🔶)慰问媳妇, 替她主持公道, 竟被老婆出(chū )言讥讽为(wéi )'扒(bā )灰(huī )'. 最后, 梁忍无(wú(🔹) )可(📲)(kě(♌) )忍(🌚), 决(♓)心(😞)反(🌂)击(🐓), 与(📒)何(🍏)开始一场婆媳之战. Sir Karell Borotyn appears to have been killed by Count Mora, a vampire believed to haunt the local village. Now his daughter Irena is the count's next target. Enter Professor Zelen, an expert on vampires who's sent in to prevent her death. At the same time, secrets are revealed surrounding the circumstances of Sir Karell's death. 蕾姬·艾(ài )伦（卡洛(luò )·朗(lǎng )白 饰）是(shì )一(yī )个美容(🦇)院(👧)的(♍)修(🚻)甲(🕥)师(♍)，她(🙎)从不相信爱情，以嫁(jià )给有钱人为(wéi )自(zì )己(jǐ )的人生目(mù )标(biāo )。艾伦·麦克林（拉尔夫·贝拉米(🤴) 饰(📉)）(🥘)是(🔮)一(🌎)(yī(🔄) )个(🎮)双腿残疾(jí )的(de )富翁，他对(duì )蕾(lěi )姬怀有好感，并告诉蕾姬，终于一天她会改(gǎ(📼)i )变(🍧)以(🔤)钱(🤣)为(🔸)(wé(🗝)i )重(🥝)(chó(📦)ng )的(👁)(de )想(🕙)法，与自(zì )己(jǐ )的真命天子坠入爱河。某天，蕾姬离开麦(mài )克(kè )林先生家(jiā )时(🍬)(shí(👥) )，偶(⛏)然(🐵)撞(🚷)上(🙁)(shà(🤛)ng )了(le )一个叫西奥多雷·德鲁（弗莱德·麦克莫瑞(ruì ) 饰）的青年(nián )，她(tā )以为对方(fāng )只(zhī )是个幼稚(✏)的(🏀)乡(🔠)巴(〽)佬(⛔)，不(🚲)料(🖋)最终却发现他是个(gè )身价不菲的(de )富(fù )二代，更让(ràng )她(tā )惊喜的是，对方居然(🎥)邀(😓)请(🚚)她(🤬)一(🔫)起(🍇)共(🌡)进(⬜)晚(🙏)餐(🚖)。蕾姬与德(dé )鲁(lǔ )度(dù )过欢快的一(yī )夜(yè )后，以为自己终于可以实现嫁给(🧠)有(👾)钱(✒)人(🐘)的(😂)(de )梦(🧟)(mè(🔎)ng )想(🕯)，却不(bú )幸(xìng )得(dé )知对方很(hěn )快(kuài )就要结婚了，更让她出乎意料的是，晚上喝(hē )了太多酒的(de )德(dé )鲁(⭐)(lǔ(🐇) )醉(💀)得(🍚)不(🏐)省(🦂)(shě(✊)ng )人(rén )事，蕾姬不得不把他搬到自己家中过夜，谁(shuí )知对方居然(rán )就(jiù )这么赖(👩)了(✈)下(🙏)(xià(🐂) )来(🥦)(lá(🐛)i )。