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李桂云女(🧠)扮(🧞)男装(zhuāng )，万里(🌐)(lǐ )寻兄，期(🛵)间当上财主(zhǔ(💴) )凌子材的镖师(🈺)，竟(jìng )惹(📤)来材(cái )女凤儿(🥍)(é(🚫)r )爱慕，并错将(🏻)(jiāng )冒认兄(⛓)长的黄霸天(🍧)(tiā(💨)n )带返家(jiā )中拜见(jiàn )母(🐱)亲…… 是好(hǎ(🤩)o )莱坞著名烂片(📘)导演(yǎn )伍德自编自导(💖)(dǎ(🔁)o )并化名(míng )自(➕)演的邪典(🤮)名片，混合了(🚒)(le )大(📼)量现(xiàn )成的资(zī )料片(🍎)镜(jìng )头（stock footage），手(🛤)法超级笨拙却(📴)制造出(chū(😃) )意想不(bú )到(🕉)的(🕯)“笑果”，比如(rú(🥂) )在讲解男(🅰)人阉割变(biàn )女(⛽)人时(shí )，配以(yǐ(🏬) )钢柱冶(🖥)炼的镜(jìng )头，十(🎩)分(🏝)搞笑。本(běn )身(👕)有异(yì )装(🆘)嗜好(hǎo )的伍(🌻)德(✏)(dé )借助当(dāng )时一桩轰(💬)动的变性(xìng )新(🏭)闻，解释了(le )变性(😀)和(hé )异装的(de )区别，并呼(🎱)吁(👨)大众(zhòng )宽容(🆗)这些社会(🥀)(huì )的边缘(yuá(🤤)n )人(🤨)。著名恐怖片演(📬)员勒古(📲)(gǔ )西的表(biǎo )演(🌍)极其(qí )夸张，梦(🛌)幻场景有(🎂)点痴人说梦(🔦)的(🤠)味道，解说词(cí )幼稚而(🔷)(ér )真诚。跟后来(📲)(lái )被“誉为”有史(🐉)以(yǐ )来最大(dà )烂片的(⬜)(de )《外(💳)星第九号(hà(📽)o )计划》相比(🍗)，本片(piàn )似乎(😎)略(🕤)(luè )胜一筹(chóu )。 An older doctor in a rural area takes on a younger physician as his partner. When the older doctor's wife is found murdered, the man becomes the chief suspect, especially when he suddenly disappears. His new partner doesn't believe he did it, though, and sets out to find the real killer 罗少(shǎo )祥(⏱)生性(xìng )风流,报(👩)馆编辑王德(dé(➿) )波对他(tā )口诛笔(bǐ )伐(😄),致(⏩)对(duì )簿公堂(🍝)(táng ),成为冤(📌)家.波女丽珍(zhē(🥐)n )因与男友斗气(🖐)(qì ),自制(🥇)爱(ài )祥假象,却(🌉)遭祥在报章上(🧑)大(dà )造文(🎡)章(zhāng ).波、祥(🤛)(xiá(🏹)ng )再度闹(nào )上法庭,法官(🌡)竟判祥、珍立(💑)即成婚(hūn ),为二(💔)人(rén )缔结良(liáng )缘. 梁勤(📻)和(🤦)区俭(jiǎn )是姻(🐫)亲,本是乡(🍠)下农(nóng )夫,渴(🦏)望(😚)(wàng )做生意(yì )却苦无资(🍕)金.这(zhè )时,律师(🥓)陈务法到访(fǎ(🚌)ng ),告知梁(liáng )勤其叔(shū )父(🌥)在(👦)外(wài )地过世(🍸)(shì ),留给他(👯)遗产百万,梁(liá(🏖)ng )勤便和(hé )区俭(🎻)到(dào )香(🚱)港领(lǐng )取.二人(🌭)(rén )初次出城,目(🏨)迷五色(sè(✖) ),又不幸在酒(🍅)店(🌇)(diàn )遇到坏(huài )人冯飞.冯(🤣)飞查知二人领(🔉)得(dé )巨款,于(yú(🏰) )是利用(yòng )他们的(de )无知(🌚)带(🗼)他们四出玩(🗽)乐,企图骗(🍕)取金(jīn )钱.梁(🐯)勤(🐸)(qín )与区俭(jiǎn )在街头帮(㊙)助被(bèi )抢钱包(♌)的名伶任剑(jià(👆)n )雄和白(bái )玉霜,剑(jiàn )雄(🐭),玉(🚅)霜乃提醒(xǐ(🗽)ng )他们提防(🎅)都市陷阱(jǐng ),于(🍻)是两(liǎng )人决意(🚎)(yì )回乡(🥉).冯(féng )飞一党(dǎ(🗨)ng )见机不可失,在(💺)他俩(liǎng )看(📪)戏后(hòu )将他(🐒)们(🔥)(men )缚走,还(hái )要胁他(tā )们(🐬)写支票提款,幸(🏮)二(èr )人机警,才(📓)将歹(dǎi )徒绳之(zhī )以法(⏬).二(🥉)人明白到钱(🎼)财也会(huì(🎙) )带来不(bú )幸(🔇),决(🚴)听(tīng )从剑雄(xióng )和玉霜(🎉)提议,将巨款捐(🐙)给孤儿院.此(cǐ(🛤) )时梁妻(qī )与区妻(qī )亦(🐩)自(⏺)乡间寻夫(fū(㊙) )而来,四人(⬇)遂决定靠(kào )一(🗽)己之(zhī )力创业(🎨)(yè ),同返(🍍)家乡. 法官(guān )辛(🚗)树正审一谋杀(🗄)案(àn )，女犯(🛶)(fàn )人贾兰(lá(🔎)n )芳(🍩)精神(shén )失常，无法答辩(🥚)，辛求教(jiāo )医生(🐣)，医生要(yào )先了(🎡)解(jiě )芳之过去才能着(🅰)手(💤)，其实(shí )辛一(👬)直怀疑芳(📆)(fāng )是前女(nǚ(🅰) )友(🐦)于小翠,因两者相貌极(👅)似。于是(shì )告知(🕗)医(yī )生。 (Includes spoilers) VILLA BORGHESE is a film consisting of six vignettes (cut to five in its U.S. release) that are all set in the Roman park that bears that name. All the episodes take place within one day. The first episode, taking place early in the day, is called "Servant Girls and Soldiers" and is a trifle about a couple of guys trying to put the makes on a couple of young girls. The second piece is called "The Greek Letter Pi" and is a poignant little anecdote about a schoolgirl (Anna Maria Ferrrero) who is urged by her classmates to approach their Greek professor (François Perrier), so that they can photograph them kissing and perhaps blackmail the prof for a passing grade. It turns out the professor has a sad story to tell the girl…that he is going blind. The tearful girl cannot go though with the plan. The third episode is the funniest and probably the best in the film. It's called "Incident at Villa Borghese" and features tour-guide Vittorio De Sica as an incorrigible over-cologned woman-chaser who comes between Giovanna Ralli and her furiously jealous boyfriend Maurizio Arena. The dramatics that ensue among the three…(🏛)and others…is absolutely hilarious. In one delicious moment, De Sica sits in the car with the boy on one side of him, screaming at the girl, and the girl's breasts on the other side, pressed against De Sica's face as he barely conceals his lust. In "The Marriage Arranger" Eduardo De Filippo is the father of a girl he is trying to marry off. The discussions between the relatives center on rather selfish interest…money, dowry. Then the increasingly ill-at-ease girl is revealed to have a handicap, involving her foot, and the young suitor comes to the emotionally distraught girl's side and, through simple humanity and kindness, saves the day in a way the crude relatives were not capable of doing. Of all the relationships we witness in the film, this is the only one that seems to have a future. "The Lovers" is a bittersweet episode about a man breaking up his affair with a married woman…as the woman's small children play in the park with their nurse and call out to their adulterous mommy. It is nicely acted by two great stars of the French cinema, Micheline Presle and Gérard Philippe. The final racy episode, "Beauty Contest," is a Felliniesque dissertation about two rival Roman street–prostitutes, who as they are about to be rounded up by the police, wind up at a Miss Cinema beauty contest taking place in the park. The younger of the women (Eloisa Cianni) eludes the police by going off with an older man in his car. The other and older one (Franca Valeri) is not so lucky and the episode and the film end as she is driven off in a police vehicle. It is late at night.