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前(qián )两部远在(✖)(zài )8、9年(⬛)前(🥝)，当时(shí )尚(shàng )未与瑞斯(sī )·维瑟斯(🛂)彭(🤤)订(dìng )下(🔁)终(🕸)身的雷恩·菲利普(pǔ )，贡(🔃)献了正面(🎞)全(🎶)(quán )裸的(🏪)帅哥(gē )出浴戏；而萨(sà )拉(🤗)·米歇(🍘)(xiē(🌴) )尔·盖拉(🛄)也正(zhèng )因(yīn )为参演该系(🥕)列(🥣)被封为(♉)“惊(😶)叫皇后”，才有缘出(chū )演(yǎn )了其后的(🚺)《诱(😥)(yòu )惑性(🦖)游戏(xì )》和《咒怨美(měi )国版》。 度(🚝)过艰难的(📀)日(🥂)(rì )子(zǐ(👔) )已经走了，一个精明的(de )女服(❎)务员为(🏹)“四(🛒)季玫瑰(guī )”，WHA-SIM卡仍然保(bǎo )留(liú )了一些(✈)她(🐫)(tā )的纯(📪)洁(📨)心脏。到了那里，她继续她(🔤)平(píng )时(shí(😺) )的(🏄)日常生(🗣)活(huó )的(de )地方，俊(jun4 )智来通过类(🎓)似(sì )事(🐔)故(🗿)。一(yī )旦一(⏭)个作家，俊(jun4 )驰遇到Whasim而他一(🎟)直(🥏)徘徊从(💼)(có(⚪)ng )地方到另一个(gè )地方，他(tā )们(men )就成(🍻)为(💎)共同(tó(🕋)ng )生(shēng )活在一个(gè )小出租房(🕥)内。从那时(🥇)起(📁)俊志和(🈺)Whasim都沉迷(mí )于(yú )声色犬马彼(🌞)此犹如(🦎)是(🛂)安(ān )慰的一种手段(duàn )。在此期(qī )间(🤓)，一(🔜)个年轻(🎺)(qī(🍈)ng )的(de )女服务员(yuán )，朗逸谁是(⬅)连(lián )接到(⚾)WHA-SIM卡(🗒)就像一(⤵)个姐姐来(lái )的(de )地方...... 这部根(🎅)(gēn )据(jù(💿) )真(🍝)人真事(shì(😧) )改编，讲述一(yī )个12岁的贫(🙂)(pí(⏫)n )民区女(🌝)孩(🤼)的苦(kǔ )难(nán )生活，深刻揭露当代巴(🤧)(bā(🍆) )西社会(📁)的童妓(jì )问题的影(yǐng )片(pià(🆙)n )获得了当(📥)年(😣)(nián )加(jiā(🐭) )拉马多电(diàn )影节的七项大(🎥)(dà )奖。 Lé(💡)on est un homme seul qui n'a pas d'occupation et aucun contact avec personne. Il ne fait que s'occuper de sa vieille mè(🔋)re malade. Pour tromper sa solitude, Léon a pris l'habitude de voler le courrier de ses voisins, écouter les conversations ou suivre les allers et venues des passagers de la petite gare voisine. 玩爵士的(de )玩(wán )到Chris Botti这个程度其(🏣)实(👬)就算成(🚰)(ché(🔧)ng )功了，要不在(zài )这个媒体(🌧)(tǐ )时代，没(🍍)有(🚑)偶(ǒu )像(🧚)(xiàng )与八卦。大家岂不被闷(mè(🐜)n )坏。尤其(🕓)在(🌷)一些中产(🌟)阶(jiē )级(jí )无聊的小资(zī(🔰) )趣(👻)(qù )味里(♒)，Chris Botti这(🥝)(zhè )种略显苍白的(de )素雅可谓(wèi )百发(🌃)百(🈸)中。这(zhè(🌯) )点(diǎn )和某些ECM狂热份子十分(👕)类(lèi )似。个(🍱)人非常(chá(🚔)ng )不敌Chris Botti每每(měi )将(jiāng )其越发见(😫)老(lǎo )的(👺)(de )帅(🧡)哥脸作(zuò )封面。说到这(zhè )，发现这些(🐀)似(🕟)乎和音(🍇)乐(⌚)(lè )都(dōu )没啥关系，罪过、(😏)罪过(guò )、(⚽)还(🍅)是听音(🍘)乐(lè )为主。 玩(wán )爵士的玩到(🔯)Chris Botti这(zhè )个(🗣)(gè(🐆) )程度其实(🐃)就算成功了，要不在这个(🔣)媒(😨)体时代(🌜)，没(🤟)(méi )有偶像与八(bā )卦(guà )。大家岂(qǐ )不(🧢)被(🎬)闷坏。尤(💜)(yóu )其在一些中产阶级无聊(🌹)(liáo )的(de )小资(⛅)趣味里，Chris Botti这(👍)种略显(xiǎn )苍白的素雅可(kě(🆕) )谓百发(📤)百(😨)(bǎi )中(zhōng )。这点和某(mǒu )些(xiē )ECM狂热份子(🧐)(zǐ(🙃) )十分类(🕗)似(🌂)。个(gè )人非常不敌Chris Botti每每将(🥟)其越(yuè )发(📘)(fā(😨) )见老的(🤯)帅哥脸作封面。说到这，发现(🍖)(xiàn )这些(🤳)似(⚪)乎(hū )和音(🥊)乐都没啥(shá )关(guān )系，罪过(🌦)、(😫)罪过、(🌑)还(🎚)是(shì )听音乐为主。 叶树生碌(lù )碌(lù(👑) )无(🏌)为，在胡(❌)(hú )同(tóng )中无人理(lǐ )会。一天(🎩)他在(zài )修(🏅)自来水时(🔤)，意外地挖(wā )出(chū )一块祖传(🎃)古玉。他(❇)公(🚪)开(kāi )表示要永久收(shōu )藏，为此(cǐ )在(🎯)(zà(🔒)i )胡同中(🐺)名声(shēng )雀(què )起，赢得(dé )了尊(⚡)重。此后(hò(💞)u )，有(🌒)人来收(🏎)购这块古玉(yù )。树生夫妻与(📻)邻居们(🛃)在(🤪)买(mǎi )与卖的选择中(zhōng )发生了争(zhē(🌦)ng )执(👼)。树生表(🐱)示(🍢)(shì )不(bú )卖。可逐渐地人们发现(xiàn )叶(🌫)树(🎗)生家发(🕓)生了变化，购(gòu )置了很多新(🙈)(xīn )家(jiā )具(💩)。原来(lái )他(🎗)已把古玉悄(qiāo )悄的卖了。于(🖐)是叶树(🌁)生(🥏)(shēng )又(yòu )成了胡同中公认没有出(chū(🔣) )息(🔅)又不可(🤲)救药(yào )的人…… 80年(nián )代的(🏭)欧洲高(gā(👂)o )校(🖱)(xiào )，同性(🌹)恋(liàn )、娘娘腔永远(yuǎn )是被(🏬)欺负的(😪)对(❕)象。然而(ér )有(yǒu )个瘦弱漂亮的男孩(📵)，他(🖍)(tā )的目(💚)光(😉)没有停(tíng )留在人们(men )带给他的伤口(👸)(kǒ(💴)u )上(shàng )。他(🛀)艳羡的看着粉红吊(diào )带，红(🈁)唇眼影—(💴)—这个(gè(🦈) )叫(jiào )强斯（泰德(dé )·希根(⏮)布尔(ě(🕐)r )克(🤦) Tad Hilgenbrink 饰）的男孩(hái )梦想有天成为这场(🔸)视(📙)觉(jiào )盛(🔈)(shèng )宴的主角。 Alfred lives with his mother in a small village, keeping chickens and selling eggs at the local market. He doesn't speak, except to his mother and to children. He has a girlfriend of sorts, although he shies away from any physical contact with her. But more than anything, Alfred wants a child. As natural fatherhood is out of the question he takes the next best option, and makes an application to adopt. With a very un-French lack of bureaucracy Alfred's adoptive son arrives, but turns out not to be the bouncing baby he was hoping for. More quietly oddball than Delphine Gleize's first feature Carnages (winner of the BFI's Sutherland Award in 2002), and filmed using a more muted palette, this is still a distinctly bizarre tale. The absurd comedy of the situation makes Alfred's efforts to be a good parent all the more touching, and our hearts go out to him as he struggles with learning how to give and receive love. Despite being almost wordless throughout, Darry Cowl succeeds in giving a wonderfully expressive performance as Alfred, but it is veteran actress Esther Gorintin who steals the show as his unconditionally loving mother. 约瑟芬国王(wá(⤴)ng )（Christopher Gaze 配音）(💌)膝(🏕)下(xià )有(📒)十二个(gè )如花似玉的女(nǚ(🐔) )儿(ér )，在(🤞)享(😇)受(shòu )天伦之乐之余(yú )，国王开始担(🔑)心(🔼)起这十(💁)(shí(👙) )二(èr )个过分活泼好动的小公(gōng )主(😭)的(📀)未来命(🐶)运(yùn )了。为了(le )让公主们健康(🚾)(kāng )成(chéng )长(😿)，国王找到(😃)了公爵夫(fū )人罗薇娜（凯(📖)瑟琳·(🏴)欧(🧞)(ōu )·哈拉 Catherine O'Hara 配音），让她做她(tā )们的(🍆)“教(🎱)导老(lǎ(🧟)o )师”，希望这位真正的(de )贵(guì )族(🎒)淑女能够(🅿)带(🐒)领女孩(⏩)们(men )走上正途。