二(🥃)(èr )战(zhàn )期(🏭)间(jiān )，纳粹占领下的罗马(mǎ(⛎) )尼亚(yà(💘) )村(🔳)庄中德军(💡)士兵被杀，德军(jun1 )限令村人(🥍)第二天交(🍓)出(🧖)凶手(shǒu )，否(fǒu )则(zé )将杀害(🐉)村中十位(🔮)头(tóu )面(mià(🤤)n )人物(wù )。危急之际，众人想到(♌)让(ràng )村(🥜)里(🐋)(lǐ )的疯子(😚)伊普冒名顶罪(zuì )，一场(chǎ(🙏)ng )混(🧀)合着笑(🎻)与(🙁)泪的战争(zhēng )喜剧(jù )便由(yóu )此开始(🅿)……本片(🐊)翻(📊)拍(pāi )自(zì )1972年的(de )罗马尼亚(🏧)影片《伊(😟)普(🌭)(pǔ )之死(sǐ(💁) )》，演员阵容豪华，除(chú )由(yóu )法(🐮)(fǎ )国影(🧖)(yǐ(🐢)ng )帝大鼻子(🎈)情圣德帕迪(dí )约领(lǐng )衔(🍚)外，更有老(🛩)戏(🤒)骨哈威(wēi )·凯(kǎi )特尔（(🕗)《落水狗》、(🐽)《钢(gāng )琴课(🆗)(kè )》）及威尼斯影后劳(láo )拉(🏈)(lā )·莫(🏝)(mò(🏳) )瑞特（《心(📻)之归属》）倾(qīng )情助(zhù )演(🏧)。影(📔)片画面(⏹)精(💒)致，结(jié )局最(zuì )是出人意料。
Cranston博士是(🔮)(shì )洛杉(shā(👒)n )矶(✔)一(yī )位出色的整形外科(😎)医(yī )生(😼)(shē(🕟)ng )，他(tā )的女(🚁)儿在一次可怕的(de )车祸(huò )中(🌠)被毁容(🛥)。出(📹)于自责，他(💑)(tā )想(xiǎng )尽办(bàn )法来为自(😯)己的女儿(🤱)恢(🍫)(huī )复被(bèi )毁的部位。并发(Ⓜ)誓要他(tā(⤵) )的女(nǚ )儿(🙈)是完美的(⏯)，于是Cranston博士为(wéi )了(🎧)他(tā )的(🐹)(de )女(🥗)儿开始四(🕑)处寻找(zhǎo )那(nà )些拥(yōng )有(🧓)“完(😁)美鼻子(📠)”，“完(🌅)美(měi )眼睛(jīng )”或“完美乳房”的(de )女(nǚ )人(🕹)......
阳(yáng )光明(⛰)媚(✝)的一天，天道(dào )一家(jiā )和(🤯)早(zǎo )乙(🕘)女(🤮)父子享受(😌)着这惬(qiè )意(yì )的时(shí )光。小(🚣)茜在收(❤)拾(🥁)房间(jiān )时(🏗)，偶然发现一本妈妈生前(🆘)(qián )留下(xià(🚩) )的(👫)笔(bǐ )记本，里面全是妈妈(🏔)(mā )精心(xī(🐾)n )总结的菜(🎃)谱，它包含(🎙)了(le )小霞(xiá )和父亲(✋)、妹妹(🍣)的(🍓)所有美好(📆)(hǎo )回忆(yì )。小茜有感而发(🌩)，想(🏰)(xiǎng )起(qǐ(➡) )了(🏩)童(tóng )年时代和母亲的约定。适(shì )逢(⏪)此(cǐ )时，小(👯)霞(🌑)姐姐感冒病(bìng )倒(dǎo )，小(xiǎ(🐕)o )茜自告(🍴)奋(🍐)勇担负起(🕣)全(quán )家饮(yǐn )食的重任。虽然(🌌)有妈妈(🔫)的(👛)(de )菜(cài )谱作(🚈)(zuò )后盾，但小茜做出的(de )饭(♑)菜(cài )还是(🚋)足(🍻)以杀死所有人。众人(rén )各(🔺)逞其能，指(💵)望逃过一(👒)劫(jié )。危(wē(🔊)i )急时刻，乱马（山(👳)口勝(shè(🎸)ng )平(🔖) 饰(shì )）的(🎚)妈妈突然出现，承诺(nuò )为(🎺)众(🎠)(zhòng )人做(💰)出(📵)美味的饭菜……
A misguided father (Cameron Mitchell) wants to make his shy, sensitive son "into a man" (and it's about damn time since the young character, played by Mitchell's real-life son, looks to be about twenty five). He decides to take him on a hunting trip with his buddies, two of the sorriest excuses for "men" around. (Even in Texas this pair would be regarded as fat, dumb, redneck losers). The hunting trip/rite-of-passage involves getting drunk and driving into the 120 degree Texas summer heat to shoot at beer bottles and bunny rabbits (if this makes one a "man", then my friends in Wyoming and I would have achieved manhood at about ten). Later they go to a honky-tonk bar where the most pathetic wet t-shirt contest you ever saw is taking place, and a Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds-style bloodless brawl breaks out every five minutes. There the boy meets a pretty young barmaid and aspiring prostitute (Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick)and takes her back to the hotel room. They suffer some traumatic coitus interruptus, however, when the two redneck friends bust in a force themselves on "Marcia", I mean Maureen. The movie then turns into a REALLY tame and bloodless (in every sense of the word) rape-revenge flick.
故事(shì )发生在南(🕗)宋末年。良(🧘)臣(🎸)焦(jiāo )赞（一真 饰）因不(👡)满朝廷(🤖)(tí(🐀)ng )黑(hēi )白不(🔣)(bú )分、忠良频频遭陷，一气(💴)(qì )之下(♋)杀(🔂)了御史谢(🍝)金吾。朝(cháo )廷(tíng )念其(qí )抗(🌨)辽有功，免(🙎)其(💢)一死(sǐ )，差(chà )人送他沙门(🌽)岛充军。三(😍)(sān )岔口(kǒ(💇)u )客栈是去(👈)沙门岛必经之地(♒)(dì )，店(dià(🧐)n )主(⏩)人刘利华(😰)（吴樾 饰）以卖(mài )驴肉(🏆)招(🚒)待投宿(🎂)的(✅)客人，店(diàn )内雇(gù )一驼背伙计（赵(🍹)亮 饰(shì )）(💴)打点(diǎn )。这天，谢金吾的妻子(🌓)（时代(🍙)(dà(🍄)i )美 饰）找(🏝)到刘利华，她(tā )用色(sè )相跟(⏫)其达成(💉)协(➗)议，要(yào )他杀(shā )掉路过的焦赞，以夫(🗨)报仇(chóu )。解(🕋)差(🍘)(chà )押着带枷的焦赞来客(➗)(kè )栈歇(xiē(🦁) )脚，焦一眼(🌏)发现店主人(rén )正是(shì )先前(👧)被自己(📥)搭(🐟)救过的刘(🌶)利(lì )华。焦赞深受一路铁(💲)枷(🥗)之苦(kǔ(🗳) )，求(👗)(qiú )刘利华给自己一刀，来个(gè )了结(💒)(jié )。刘本来(🤒)下不了手，但(dàn )见焦(jiāo )赞生(🕞)不如死(🕌)的(🥅)凄惨状况(💭)，只好(hǎo )遂了大哥心愿，刀刚(💣)(gāng )举(jǔ(🤸) )起(🙉)，意想不到的奇迹出现(xiàn )了......
继(jì )在(🍜)西南电影(🌳)节(😩)对谈之后，有(yǒu )消息(xī )称(⤴)瑞恩·高(👿)斯林正在(💠)(zài )商谈(tán )加盟吉尔莫·德(🆑)尔·托(⏹)(tuō(🎛) )罗的(de )迪士(🏀)尼新片[新幽灵鬼屋]，早在(🏠)(zà(🤙)i )2010年动漫(🐞)展(⤵)上，吉尔莫曾(céng )提及(jí )这个计划，并(🐘)表示要打(😦)造(zào )全新(xīn )的3D真人版，不会(⬅)延续(xù(🤝) )旧(🍧)(jiù )版风(fē(🥈)ng )格，而是实打实的惊悚+有(yǒ(⛔)u )趣。不过(💾)此(🏗)后这个计划就(jiù )没(méi )了消(xiāo )息，高(👦)司令如果(🔤)加(👓)盟(méng )，会(huì )令本片更具话(🤨)题性。
A vibrant account of immigrant Jewish life (and loss) as told by denizens of Manhattan’s Lower East Side (including The Living Theatre cofounder Judith Malina).