Married loser works at a radio shop, wants to bang the hot co-workers but they don't, goes to hindu guru who teaches him the technique of "substitution" so he can magically get to frolick with any girl he wants.
The travelling sideshow 'Lady Divine's Cavalcade of Perversions' is actually a front for a group of psychotic kidnappers, with Lady Divine herself the most vicious and depraved of all - but her life changes after she gets raped by a fifteen-foot lobster... Written by Michael Brooke {michael@everyman.demon.co.uk}
故(❤)事发生(🛫)(shēng )在北宋年(🔮)间，岳(yuè )飞北上讨(🙂)伐金兵(bī(💵)ng )，奸臣秦(👱)侩和金(jī(🖤)n )人勾结，假(jiǎ )传圣旨(🍄)，伪造(zà(🧖)o )了(le )金牌想(🌠)要送给岳(👮)(yuè )飞，迫(😘)使岳飞带(🎎)(dài )兵回朝。华(huá )山剑(⚪)侠苗龙(🏻)（岳(yuè )华(🏓) 饰）得知(🕝)了秦(qí(🤙)n )侩的阴谋，于是带领一帮(bāng )能(🌿)(néng )人志(🉐)士在半路(⏮)(lù )拦(lán )截(😨)金牌，并(👎)且阻(zǔ )挡了(🎤)聚贤堂派出刺杀(⌛)岳飞(fēi )的(de )杀手。
After a cavalry group is massacred by the Cheyenne, only two survivors remain: Honus, a naive private devoted to his duty...
鬼(🥂)太监桂(guì(🍕) )德海将(🌗)楚王及王(wá(🍘)ng )妃杀死，更(gèng )追杀(🎰)世子朱锦(🍈)(jǐn )，朱锦(🥪)得青竹叟(📵)相(xiàng )救才幸免于难(🕍)。桂当年与哑(yǎ )巴(🗄)月仙诞下(🎟)一(yī )女(🗳)(nǚ )燕燕，桂(🍣)恐此事(shì )外泄，竟派(🛶)人去(qù(🐹) )杀月仙母(🍪)(mǔ )女(nǚ )。燕(🐂)燕得青(🐁)竹(zhú )婆(pó )相救，带她住见(jiàn )青(〽)竹叟及(📮)朱锦。朱锦(🔉)与燕(yàn )燕(🤔)(yàn )相处(👹)日久，感(gǎn )情(📍)(qíng )渐深；桂竟利(🚘)用(yòng )父女之情，假(🏾)借燕燕之(🍓)手(shǒu )杀(🚼)(shā )朱锦......
与三(🤺)郎（佐(zuǒ )々木功(🕌)）は、女(📫)(nǚ )道楽(🈺)のほかに(⏩)能のないぐうたら(🏘)者で、母親(qīn )（(🗒)三田登喜(🈂)子）に(🐂)もあいそ(🖕)を尽かされて勘(kā(⛸)n )当の身(🕖)。半年前(qiá(🤨)n )にお鈴（(🛸)二本柳(🥦)(liǔ )敏江）と結(jié )婚したもの(🚤)の、借(🌨)金のため(👮)に遊(yóu )ぶ(✨)ことさ(🌕)え出来なか(🕟)った。そこで、与(🎲)三(sān )郎(láng )は植木(👑)職人の仙(🕰)(xiān )之助(♓)（長谷川明(🔯)男）と組(zǔ )んで(🏉)、自分が急死(sǐ(🚀) )したこと(💜)にして葬式を挙げ(🥄)、香典を巻き上(😿)(shàng )げよう(🗨)とたく(🚹)らむのだ(🛁)った。
蘇(sū )珊‧宋塔(🤮)(tǎ )是(shì(🍮) )美國著名(👢)女性(xìng )主(⛲)(zhǔ )義評(👖)論家及作(👙)家(jiā )，《卡爾兄弟》是她(🉐)1971年在(zà(✂)i )瑞(ruì )典執(🚤)導的作品(🍚)(pǐn )，片中(🤷)主角是四個(gè )各自面對生命(🐇)難題的成人(rén )，凱(🔺)倫因此女(🤛)兒(ér )患(🏤)(huàn )有自閉而(📈)心煩不(bú )已，蕾娜(🐼)想試圖挽回昔日(💪)(rì )愛(ài )人(🛋)馬丁的心，馬(mǎ )丁遇(😜)上創作的瓶(píng )頸(🚧)，卡爾則(zé(🧣) )是受不(💫)了壓力(lì(🗯) )而(ér )陷入痛苦封閉(💬)的(de )深淵(🚩)，這四人共(🤩)(gòng )同來到(🚧)島(dǎo )上(😸)(shàng )，雷娜向(👗)馬丁(dīng )求(qiú )愛遭到(🤺)拒絕，她(🕖)(tā )因此憤(🦂)而自殺，她(🤭)的死讓(😉)(ràng )凱(kǎi )倫及卡爾大受(shòu )打(dǎ(🏨) )擊，最後卡爾來(lá(😛)i )到凱倫的(👛)家，並與(🕛)凱倫患(huàn )有(🕞)(yǒu )自閉症的女兒(🗨)培(péi )養出奇特的(🔎)情誼(yì )。