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This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before. 建(🐙)筑(zhù(😐) )师John Baxter（唐(🚌)(táng )纳(nà )德(dé )·萨瑟兰 Donald Sutherland 饰）与其妻子(zǐ(👗) )Laura（朱(📓)莉(lì(🙄) )·克(🛫)(kè )里斯(👮)蒂 Julie Christie 饰）育有一男一女。有一(yī )天(tiān )，女儿(😾)莫名(🕙)其妙(📡)地溺(🍄)水身(shē(🕳)n )亡。Laura沉(chén )浸(jìn )在(zài )悲痛中。John因为工作原因(🐑)，带着(🎅)Laura来(lá(🍦)i )到(dà(💇)o )威(😑)尼斯(👙)，进行一个教堂的(de )修缮工(gōng )作(zuò )。在那里(🍛)，Laura认识(🛬)了两(🚢)个老(lǎ(📵)o )妇人，里(lǐ )面(miàn )有一个盲人，据说能通灵(🔸)，能看(🦑)(kàn )见(🚤)(jiàn )Baxter夫(😙)妇的女(🎳)儿。Laura晕了过去，醒来之(zhī )后(hòu )却(què )摆脱了(😹)女儿(🎁)死亡(🚗)的阴(🐒)影(yǐng )。通(🏗)灵(líng )的(de )老(lǎo )妇人告诉Laura，如果John继续留在威(🎵)尼斯(🏗)(sī )的(⏳)(de )话，会(🔫)有危险(🚛)。Laura劝John赶紧离(lí )开，John却(què )不(bú )相(xiàng )信所谓通(😪)灵，继(🎋)续留(🤤)在威(🐖)尼(🤞)斯进(🧝)(jìn )行(háng )工作。果不其然，John在工作(zuò )中发生(🐝)(shēng )了(🚧)(le )意外(🚉)，而他们(🔜)在英国读书(shū )的儿子(zǐ )病(bìng )倒(dǎo )了。Laura急(🌻)忙搭(🥥)飞机(👓)回国(🌍)，而John却在(🥞)威(wēi )尼(ní )斯发现Laura跟那两个老妇人在(zà(✈)i )一起(🎍)。发(fā(🎰) )生(shē(🍿)ng )在威尼(👷)斯的这个故事变得越来(lái )越(yuè )扑(pū )朔(💭)迷离(🌮)......本片(🥣)在Time Out 2011“史(🥌)上最佳(🎏)100部英国(guó )电(diàn )影”中排名第一。 根据1952年(niá(😿)n )剧集(🌋)《The Adventures of Superman》中(zhō(👬)ng )的4集(🥅)编(👘)辑而成，分别是第95集"The Mysterious Cube"，第(dì )100集(jí )"Superman's Wife"，第80集"Tin Hero"和第82集"The Town That Wasn't"。 Stuart Whitman is Shatter, an international hitman who is hiding out in Hong Kong after he has completed a contract out on an African leader. Shatter soon finds out that everyone wants him dead, including the crime syndicate, the cops and the brother of the African leader he killed. Shatter teams up with a kung fu expert (Ti Lung) to try to get the money that is owed to him. Various double crosses and fight scenes ensue. Salvatore "Toto" Cangemi(Antonio Sabato) is a sicilian who has made it big in Milan as a crime boss, his area being prostitution. He is approached by a French crime boss know as "Le Capitaine" he wants to go into business with Toto using his hookers to sell his drugs, only problem is the French aren't giving Toto much of an option. He decides against it and this leads to a big gang war, with tit for tat killings and Toto's hooker being beaten and kidnapped. Toto's second in command Lino Carruzzi, proposes getting his American crime boss uncle "Billy Barone" involved, Toto has little option but to agree in order to save his business. Highly un pc film, that denigrates women all over the place, promotes racial stereotypes and its also homophobic, despite this its an entertaining ride, there's even time for Toto to have some liaisons with the mysterious Jasmine (…(🏘).but underused Marisa Mell). The violence is as you'd expect with Lenzi quite violent with breast slashings galore and even some genital electrocution…nice! Carlo Rustichelli's jazzy score is nice but a little overused. Harry is appointed as the bodyguard for a visiting Middle Eastern president but his ex-wife Laura turns up in a frantic state. The president's political opponent Kahan has had the Rule's son Johny kidnapped and he will be harmed unless Harry shoots the president. A charade follows in which Harry appears to do as he is ordered and Caroline then kills Harry. Written by don @ minifie-1 Rome, 1850. In prison, two young men, Bernardino and Mammone, condemned for murder wait their own death penalty to be executed, and pass their last hours telling each other lust and castration stories (4 flash-blacks). The first story involves a duc and a clergyman castrating themselves, while the lusty duchess and a lusty countrygirl are left alone. The second story is about a Calabrese shepherd who leads his unfaithful wife to eat her lover's testicles, supposing they were from cattle. The third story deals with the castration of a priest by the young man after whom he was lusting. And the last story is about a different sort of menage-a-trois.