婆婆来了 电视剧

文迪(💺)是一名漫(mà(👂)n )画(huà )家(jiā )，他(⛩)自小(🛥)生于(yú )贫民(🙏)区，小时候常(😧)被母亲无理(🐃)虐(nuè )打(dǎ )，因(👕)而变得缺(quē )乏(fá(✝) )信(xìn )心，所以(🥣)只能(néng )从幻(🎤)想世界重拾(🥨)自信。一天，文(♌)(wén )迪(🅱)(dí )母亲(🌹)被杀害，杀(shā(🌋) )人(rén )狂魔被通缉(🔔)。十(shí )八年后(🎡)他是漫画主(📨)编，他所创(chuà(🏹)ng )造的角色“大(💥)狂(kuá(😮)ng )魔(mó )”与“丑小(🥒)孩(hái )”依(yī )稀(⛽)很像他的童(😐)年往事，后来(🍠)自己更千方(🤡)百计找(zhǎo )出(📛)(chū )狂魔决一(👮)死战(⬛)(zhàn )；而(ér )狂(🧙)魔却告知文(📕)(wén )迪他母亲(🙇)的死竟与文(✍)迪有关连...... You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 乔(qiáo )夫(🕰)(fū )原为修道(🐬)院的(de )马(mǎ )僮(🚒)(tóng )，某日偶然(💼)发(fā )现一个(🌕)秘密(🌦)：原本(✅)已绝种的龙(🌺)，竟(jìng )然还有一只(🦁)还(hái )存(cún )在(🍋)(zài )，于是乔夫(🐇)和(hé )这(zhè )只(👊)名叫德瑞克(⛪)的龙(🥋)成为了好友(🥪)(yǒu )；此时，来(📋)自中(zhōng )国(guó(👲) )的(de )关师父和(📷)莉(lì )安(ān )，揭(🥘)露了龙的秘(💸)密，原来在双(🛫)尾彗(🚽)星返回之际(🆒)，一(yī )股古老(🔘)邪恶的(de )力(lì(🦇) )量(liàng )，将利用(🎑)龙的(de )心统御人类(📨)。德瑞克通过(🧗)了关师(shī )父(🚀)(fù )的考验，证(🏖)明(míng )了(le )他(tā(🕹) )的本质毫无(💃)邪(xié )恶的成(🎣)份，于是关师父开(📀)始训练(liàn )德(㊙)(dé )瑞克喷火(🔜)和喷(pēn )冰(bī(🔪)ng )，预备对付邪(🐃)恶(è(💂) )的(de )力量，但真(🛠)正可怕的秘(🔈)密，却(què )在此(🍜)时揭露……(㊗) 「或(huò )许得(🌰)开始承(chéng )认(🏊)(rèn )那(nà )些令(🈹)我们(🕰)无能为力的(➡)环境，我们自(🚿)己也得负上(😀)(shàng )责(zé )任。我(🤙)相信西(xī )方(fāng )人(🍫)(rén )的生活方(🐙)式抑(yì )制了(✝)人们的潜能(💃)发展。你看本(🌃)片(piàn )，应该明(🐫)白人类(lèi )的(🤜)(de )行(háng )为有多愚蠢(👤)。紊乱将人蚕(🔄)食，情况越来(🕝)越严重(chóng )」(🛥) ─导演 洛伊(🚹) 安(ā(💪)n )德(dé )森(sēn )（(📠)Roy Andersson） 故事发生(🕋)(shēng )在(zài )二十(🔤)世纪五十年(🈷)代的美国，巴(👳)迪（迈克尔(🧝)·瑞(ruì )斯(sī(🔗) )玻利(🗯) Michael Rispoli 饰）买了(le )一(😔)(yī )间(jiān )房子(🍁)作为新家，然(🌞)而，当他喜滋(🚙)滋地想要搬进(jì(🚒)n )去(qù )时，却发(💐)现原(yuán )来(lá(➿)i )租(zū )住在里(🌕)面的夫(fū )妻(🔛)玛丽（凯莉(⛸)·麦克唐纳(✴) Kelly Macdonald 饰）和(hé )吉(jí )姆(👞)（凯文·康(📀)(kāng )韦(wéi ) Kevin Conway 饰(shì(😝) )）夫妻两人(📵)不(bú )愿意搬(😕)走，并(🕷)且，怀孕的玛(⛅)丽即(jí )将生(🎋)产。 故事发(fā(😫) )生(shēng )在(zài )风(🐕)景如画的法(😁)(fǎ )国(guó )乡村(🌿)，在那里，医生查勒(🎭)斯（休·博(🔣)内威利 Hugh Bonneville 饰(shì(🍨) )）遇见了名(💭)为艾(ài )玛(mǎ(💢) )（弗兰西丝·奥(🌒)康纳 Frances O'Connor 饰）的(🖋)美丽少女，爱(😮)情火花(huā )被(🏝)(bèi )点燃，没过(🌘)多(duō )久(jiǔ )，情(🌊)投意合的两(🥝)(liǎng )人幸福的步入(💧)了婚姻的殿(🎪)堂。随(suí )着(zhe )时(🔁)间的推移，婚(🕸)(hūn )后(hòu )的平淡生(📠)活逐(zhú )渐成(🔙)为了压在艾(🍳)玛肩头的负(😴)重，就在她极(👸)度渴望(wàng )激(🆓)(jī )情(qíng )之时(😈)，一位名(míng )为(wéi )雷(🏨)翁（休·丹(🆒)西 Hugh Dancy 饰）的英(💷)俊男子出现(😫)在了艾玛(mǎ(🧠) )的(de )生命中。 Summer 1969 on the Mediterranean coast. Paul and Vincent are childhood buddies. On a beach one day, they meet Alice and her friend Eve. After a series of memorable adventures, couples fall into place but not quite in the right order. Alice blossoms elsewhere, Paul marries Eve and Vincent weds Marie. The 70s are in full swing. Thanks to the pill, women's lives change radically, sexology is in, feminists's voices can be heard loud and clear but unrestricted and free access to abortion has yet to be attained. Against the backtop of a decade marked by sexual liberation, these three girls and two boys will cross each other's paths, love one another, split up and reunite. 奋发(fā(🐧) )向(xiàng )上(shàng )的(🤪)医学院学生(💲)宝拉（FrankaPotente），好(💹)不容易获准(🕉)进入颇(pō )负(➰)(fù )盛名的海(🏰)德堡(bǎo )研(yán )究(jiū(⏯) )机构，她希望(🥓)(wàng )能继承祖(📅)父的衣钵，成(🍪)为一名出(chū )色(sè(😀) )的医生。在上(🐼)(shàng )解(jiě )剖(pō(🤛)u )课时，她发现(🔐)(xiàn )解(jiě )剖台(💺)上的尸体竟(🥖)是她认识的(🏾)人(rén )，便积极暗中(📍)调(diào )查(chá )尸(🍈)(shī )体的来源(🍒)，发(fā )现(xiàn )有(🤣)一个以残酷(🤭)手法研究活人的(🌆)神秘社团在(😗)学校(xiào )活(huó(🐡) )动，而班上的(👱)(de )同(tóng )学(xué )也(✒)一一离奇失(🍮)踪，她决定继(⬜)续挖掘真相。 卡卓(🛳)(zhuó )尔(ěr )和三(🧚)个孩子遇(yù(🥎) )到(dào )了(le )危险(🕒)，他们的(de )拉朱叔叔(📣)不见了，坏人(🍬)要霸占他(tā(🔶) )们(men )的一切并(🔥)要杀(shā )死(sǐ(🏤) )他(tā )们。谁会(🐻)去救(jiù )他(tā(📫) )们呢？卡卓尔现(🤔)实中的老公(🌠)扮(bàn )演了从(🚚)天而降的(de )假(📯)(jiǎ )拉(lā )朱叔(😰)叔，喜剧(jù )环(huán )生(🉐)，童趣非常，爱(👠)情之喜剧经(🗡)典老片不容(🐳)错过(guò )。 Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction.