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漁港石(shí )澳(ào )海(😵)灘上有不少形(🏯)似女(🖇)人的(de )石(shí(🔙) )頭，叫(💠)作「情人石」，據說(shuō(🍩) )是日日夜夜在(😦)海邊(🤓)盼望情人(rén )歸(🤦)(guī )來的少女所化。漁(👾)港(😐)富戶(hù )林(lín )金(👳)水的(♋)女兒秋子（鄭(⏹)佩佩）本與蘇大貴(🏒)（(🕙)黃宗迅）青梅(👧)(méi )竹(🏼)(zhú )馬，二人長大(🥨)，互有情意(yì )。大學生(🏐)秦(🕊)宇（喬莊）在(💛)漁港(🚬)(gǎng )邂逅秋子，暗(📺)中愛上了她，最(zuì )終(🤘)留在漁港。同時，漁港(gǎ(📖)ng )另(lìng )一姑娘曾(🤤)阿鳳(🐯)（文玲）(🧙)卻(què(🦒) )愛(ài )上了大貴。兩段感(🦋)情，四角(jiǎo )關係(👿)，飽經(🌰)波折，大貴與阿(🤔)(ā )鳳(fèng )、秦宇與秋(📄)子(🍴)終於走在一(yī(🏼) )起(qǐ(📜) )。怎料，一次出海(💷)，大貴和(hé )秦宇再沒(🍜)有(💜)回來，石澳海灘(⛳)(tān )又(🛃)(yòu )多了兩具「(🔛)情人石」。 On the advice of his girlfriend, an ex-con becomes a boxer. He hopes to become a well-recognized champion and use his fame to locate his long-lost mother. Syria is dominated by the Romans. During a summit of Tibullo, Jezel and Tisba, two very skilled thieves who "work" in the crowd, are pursued by some guards but are able to escape. Jezel takes refuge in Ammon's potter's house and invades his daughter, Miriam. As old Mannaen kidnaps the girl, Jezel and Tisba save her and go together in a cave, shelter of Syrian rebels. Near is the legion of the Vitellio console and the two thieves steal the imperial insignia. Mannaen, to attract the romance's sympathy, reveals their refuge and, after a furious battle, also Jezel is imprisoned. Condemned to death because he does not want to reveal where the insignia is hidden, he is about to be baptized when Tibullo recognizes his son in him, kidnapped him by the pirates. 朱(zhū )六(liù(📮) )姑将张家物业据(✍)为己(🏒)有，张(zhāng )四根不(🐌)知情来投靠六姑，六(⭕)(liù )姑逼凤偷取地契，后(🎻)发现根(gēn )没(mé(🥘)i )有地(🦁)契把他赶(😺)走。六(🗂)姑欲(yù )将(jiāng )凤卖给富(🍳)豪，根与德骗财(🧥)替(tì(🥀) )凤赎身，惜骗着(👣)六姑之女，二(èr )人被(🌔)打(💅)，混乱中，德发现(💞)(xiàn )地(🔑)(dì )契，根夺回业(😨)权与凤成婚。 武侠片(🖼)是(🧕)香港电影重要(📑)类型(🚜)(xíng )，尤其在五十(🐧)年代末、六十(shí )年(🐛)(nián )代初，平均每年(👗)近二(🍩)百部粤(yuè )语片(🕠)中，约有四份之一是(📦)武(wǔ )侠片。其中，由曹达(🚻)华、关(guān )海(hǎ(🌯)i )山、(🐆)柠檬、高(🈳)鲁泉(🥓)等主演(yǎn )的(de )《如来神掌(😔)》(1964年)系列更以其(🆗)(qí )曲(🚍)折的剧情、利(🏀)落的叙事、独(dú )突(💏)的(🙏)人物及朴素的(🏃)特技(⌛)，至(zhì )今仍为人(✝)津津乐道。由于电(dià(🏧)n )影(🙏)台多次回放，今(🤘)天的(😳)少年(nián )观(guān )众(🤛)亦有缘看得，可以说(🧗)，《如来神掌》己是香(🐦)港文(💣)化的(de )组成部份(🍻)了。 A young woman becomes the stepmother of four grown children. One daughter is jealous of the young interloper while one of the sons falls in love with her, but with patience she sets about winning their respect 作家民野（(🌮)茂(mà(😤)o )山千之丞 饰）和妻子(🔤)政子（川(chuān )口(🤬)秀子(🐡) 饰）、妻(💨)子的(🥠)妹妹(mèi )珠(zhū )子（川口(💜)秀延 饰）观看(🖐)舞台(🧛)(tái )剧《晶子抄》，主(💂)角肌肤雪(xuě )白(bái )，令(📶)民(🦖)野赞不绝口，而(🏀)政(zhè(👜)ng )子(zǐ )心生嫉妒(📼)。演出结束后，三(sān )人(🐜)来(🈲)到中华第一楼(♍)吃饭(♒)。席(xí )间(jiān )姐妹(💏)俩谈到正在上映的(🔩)话(huà )题(tí )影片《浴(🌪)池中(🏆)的魔女》，讲(jiǎng )述(🚒)的是一个娶了(🐋)艺妓(🤯)作老婆(pó )的失意画家(🔻)，担心自己不能(🈶)(néng )满(🐖)(mǎn )足妻子(📉)的需(🐂)要，只能通过(guò )绘(huì )画(❎)妻子的裸体来(🕖)宣泄(🧤)心中的(de )痛苦，而(🛂)同时，他也遭受着(zhe )浴(📳)(yù(🌼) )池中沉着妻子(🎇)尸体(🍦)这样幻(huàn )觉(jià(🦄)o )的困扰。好奇于女主(🥝)角(🔋)（柳(liǔ )美那 饰(🍉)）的(🐠)完美肌肤，饭后(✔)(hòu )民(mín )野独自前去(💭)观赏。