故(gù )事(⏮)围绕着(🥎)一男(🐉)两(liǎng )女(🦉)(nǚ )的三(🎆)角恋爱(🤹)，一(yī )个(👪)无业(yè )游(yóu )民的知识分子，却有两(😡)个女郎(🍨)争相(xià(🚷)ng )爱他，一(📖)个是(🐱)年(nián )轻(🧞)护士(shì )，以美妙的性技巧(qiǎo )和情色笑话令他(🌂)得(dé )到(🎖)感官(🐉)的满足(💺)；另(lì(😿)ng )一个是(💮)(shì )徐娘半老的女友(yǒu )，却供应他的(👵)食宿(xiǔ(🕢) )。他们(men )以(⛺)为享受(✂)(shòu )齐(qí(😦) )人之(🚾)福(fú )，三(💛)人大被同眠(mián )，结果搞得大家痛(tòng )苦(👚)不堪(kā(🖲)n )，最终(🕕)一个试(🍆)图自(zì(🔵) )杀，另一(📍)个以结(🕥)(jié )婚(hūn )作为回心转意的(de )条件，筋(jī(🕧)n )疲力尽(🌺)的他只(🌝)好(hǎo )向(✈)婚姻(💗)投降。
高(🦗)中(zhōng )女生江雁容（林(lín )青霞 饰(shì )）文采出(🈺)众，数理(💶)(lǐ )化(✡)却常常(🎟)挂科，身(👙)(shēn )为家(📭)中(zhōng )长女的她(tā )，总是被(bèi )狡猾的(📩)弟弟欺(🌰)负(fù )，被(🅰)偏心的(🤚)父母责(🚟)(zé )骂(🍩)，得(dé )不(🐪)到丝毫(háo )的(de )温暖。步入高三，全校(xiào )最(🍘)(zuì )好的(🕷)语文(🌚)老师康(🗑)(kāng )南（(🥫)胡(hú )奇(👪) 饰）担(🛠)任本班导(dǎo )师，他从雁容的(de )周(zhōu )记(🧟)中发觉(📄)了她的(🤔)(de )文学才(🎡)(cái )华(📒)(huá )，也了(🍄)解到她的(de )苦闷悲哀，康南开(kāi )始给这名细腻(🤷)感(gǎn )性(⏹)的学(🤷)生(shēng )以(🔐)无微不(😃)至的关(🐨)(guān )怀，而雁容也对他(tā )渐生情(qíng )愫(😦)，一段(duà(🔢)n )师(shī )生(😉)恋就(jiù(🐍) )此开始(⏮)。然而(✒)，这对情(🦋)投意合却相(xiàng )差20岁的(de )爱侣终究难(ná(🕋)n )逃流言(😾)(yán )蜚(🤨)语。康南(🛰)被学(xué(🛀) )校(xiào )开(🤹)除，雁容(🌤)则被(bèi )父母管(guǎn )制起来，两人只能(📓)(néng )偷偷(🛷)见面，直(🥣)到康(kā(🤺)ng )南因(💟)此被江(🥥)母控(kòng )告而不(bú )得(dé )不远走他乡。此(cǐ )去经(😯)年，雁容(🐀)在母(☕)(mǔ )亲的(🀄)压力下(🏜)嫁给(gě(🌔)i )了年轻的(de )追求者李立维（秦汉 饰(🏄)），而康(📢)南(nán )则(🎤)在乡(xiā(👗)ng )村学校(🛏)里(lǐ(👷) )迅(xùn )速(💂)凋零(líng )衰老，两人说好(hǎo )的一年之约(💧)还能否(🌑)(fǒu )实(🥢)现……(🍃)
The TARDIS arrives in the year 2540 on board an Earth spaceship, which then comes under attack. The crew perceive the Doctor, Jo and the attackers as Draconians, whose empire currently rivals Earth's for control of the galaxy. The Doctor and Jo, however, see that the attackers are really Ogrons.
An ugly girl undergoes plastic surgery and becomes beautiful. She then takes revenge on all the people who mistreated her when she was ugly.
Valerie, a beautiful young girl, watches over her cousin's place while he is away for six months. Not one to take advantage of her new "digs", she spends her first night there reading, playing records and. calling her girlfriend Sophie over for some hot lesbian sex! Later that night, members of a crazed sex cult break in and mistakenly kidnap Sophie. It seems Valerie's cousin, a member of this cult, has some incriminating photos and the leader wants to ruin his life. Realizing the mistake, the cult leader sends over a sultry French maid to seduce and kidnap Valerie (only AFTER some steamy sex, of course). Once the kidnapping plot is uncovered, Valerie and Sophie's horny friend Fred head over to the cult's mansion stronghold to put a stop to all this madness!
岡ひろ(😞)みは“お(✔)蝶夫人(🅱)”と呼ばれる竜崎麗香にあこがれ(🏣)てテニ(🏋)ス部に(🥤)所属(shǔ(📍) )した(🍒)、普通(😒)の女子(zǐ )高生だった。だがいきなり鬼コー(🧗)チ宗方(🕕)(fāng )仁(🚒)に可能(❤)性を見(⛓)出(chū )さ(🚁)れ、テニスの資質を伸(shēn )ばして(🛍)いく。先(🍬)(xiān )輩や(♒)同期の(🥡)妬みを(🍱)買い(🗿)ながら(👞)も、親(qīn )友の愛(ài )川マキや男子部(🔨)(bù )員の(🔢)藤堂(🌕)貴之た(🎑)ちに励(🦇)まされ(🎼)彼女は(🍔)成長していく。そして、コーチと(🗽)の絆も(⛱)深まる(👹)のだが(🤧)…。
加拿大(dà(🏛) )小姐（Carole Laure 饰）在贞操(cāo )带基金会主办的(de )世界(🔇)小(xiǎo )姐(💃)(jiě )大(🧤)赛中胜(🦊)出，得(dé(🦉) )以同基(🌬)金会主席身(shēn )价五百亿美元的(de )富翁儿子(🧞)(zǐ )成婚(👉)，新婚当(🐯)晚(wǎn )，加(🍠)拿大(🛅)小姐惊(🐵)见(jiàn )对方的(de )阳具闪耀(yào )着(zhe )金属的(de )色(🚹)泽。与此(🌓)同时(shí )，一艘(🛑)名为幸(🥏)存者(zhě(🤰) )的船在(✂)(zài )河面摇曳，一位英(yīng )俊水手被美(🌨)艳的(de )船(🈲)(chuán )长安(🐓)娜（Anna Prucnal 饰(🕟)）吸(xī )引，沿(👓)(yán )河岸追逐；加拿大(dà )小姐欲终止婚姻，反(🕝)被富翁(🎬)的母(🌀)亲(qīn )交(🗨)给一(yī(🔶) )名(míng )健(😹)硕黑人处理，黑人把加拿大小姐(jiě )邮寄到(😎)了埃菲(👦)尔(ěr )铁(👃)塔下。在(🥚)那里(🕍)，加拿大(🍹)(dà )小姐遇到了一位西(xī )班牙歌(gē )手，两人(ré(🀄)n )发(fā )生了关(🍓)(guān )系之(🐾)后却一(🐒)时无(wú(🔜) )法分离；水手终于(yú )登上了(le )安娜(🦃)的船，安(🍇)娜称(chē(💪)ng )他为波(🙀)坦金号的(de )难(🥡)(nán )民，船(🐝)上有数不(bú )清的糖(táng )，安娜与水手纵(😁)情(qíng )享(🗽)受，又(✌)引诱了(➿)一(yī )些(🎪)儿童上(💨)船；加(jiā )拿大小(xiǎo )姐(jiě )被一群嬉皮士收(😪)(shōu )留，他(🈹)们疯狂(🌪)的行(há(⚫)ng )为令(🌿)加拿大(💣)小姐(jiě )失魂；最(zuì )终安娜杀死了水(shuǐ )手，被(🌋)警察带走。加(🕛)拿大(dà(📨) )小姐则(💼)拍(pāi )摄(🏒)(shè )了一则(zé )色情巧克力广告(gào )。
The classic English fairy tale about a boy named Jack who sells the family cow for some magic beans.
马(🐂)修饰演(🌭)报社的(🧙)(de )新闻版(🗃)(bǎn )主编，莱蒙(🥦)(méng )是他(🤚)手(shǒu )下的王牌记者。这(zhè )一天莱蒙正(🎇)要离(lí(🔊) )开芝(🕓)加(jiā )哥(⛺)到纽约(🛳)去跟他(🤱)的(de )女友展开新生活，但临时发生了一(yī )宗(🌡)政治(zhì(👷) )丑(chǒu )闻(🕯)，马修用(🚋)尽各(➡)(gè )种方(🏸)法来挽留莱蒙(méng )采访这段新闻。整个情节(jiē(🚛) )就在两人的(🦉)拉扯(chě(⚫) )之间来(🔨)表现报(🚳)界中(zhōng )人对突(tū )发新闻的(de )停(tíng )不(🧟)了的(de )热(⛰)爱心理(🚪)，由此(cǐ(💇) )延伸了互相(🛸)勾心斗(🍮)(dòu )角、你(nǐ )躲我寻的游(yóu )戏。