欢乐中国年伴奏

Henry Orient is a madly egocentric and overly amorous avant-garde concert pianist who is hilariously pursued all around New York City by two 14-year-old fans. The girls, Val and Gil chase a harassed Henry all over the city, thwarting his afternoon liaisons with a married woman and leaving utter chaos behind them - until Val's sexually promiscuous mother appears on the scene to put a stop to the girls' shenanigans 一(🤠)只(zhī(🈸) )无害(😡)的老虎从马(🕓)戏(xì )团(tuán )的卡(kǎ )车(🕤)上逃(🤢)出来，经过一(🥗)个小(📳)镇(zhèn )，藏(cáng )在周(🚠)围的树林(lín )里。这(📒)(zhè )让(🐄)整个小镇陷(xiàn )入恐慌，所有(yǒu )人(🧛)都(dō(⤴)u )希望(📳)这只动物(wù )被杀死(sǐ )，除了(🎷)警长(🔘)的(de )女(🏼)儿。她想抓住(🗼)老(lǎo )虎，把它放在(zà(🤶)i )动物(😴)园(yuán )，从而挽(➰)救(jiù(🕌) )老(lǎo )虎的生命。而国民(mín )警卫队(🗳)接到(🐀)命(mì(🥇)ng )令，他们一看到老(lǎo )虎(hǔ )就(🎶)杀(shā(💱) )死它(🌭)。警长的(de )女决(🌳)心在全国(guó )儿童中(🍘)发起(🔗)一场运(yùn )动(🚄)(dòng )，筹(⛸)(chóu )集资金从马(🏏)戏(xì )团购买老虎(😠)，但首(🐐)(shǒu )先，她、她的(de )父亲和(hé )一名印(🤣)度驯(🔁)虎(hǔ(🔷) )师必须在国民(mín )警卫(wèi )队(😋)之前(💥)找到(💸)老(lǎo )虎。 江(jiā(🕙)ng )户时代，武士(shì )之子(💥)名张(💘)信藏（大(dà(⚓) )川橋(😢)蔵 饰）剑(jiàn )法高超，可由于身(shē(🕧)n )为(wé(🔆)i )次子(🌮)，所以他终日(rì )无所事事，游(💉)(yóu )手(❤)好闲(🤨)，周旋在两(liǎ(🦆)ng )个(gè )美丽(lì )的女孩(😺)势以(🈲)（久保菜穂(👶)子 饰(🏑)(shì )）和ちの（(🔪)桜町弘(hóng )子(zǐ ) 饰(⛑)）之(🔒)间。偶然的(de )一天，他目睹(dǔ )一场(chǎ(🌽)ng )凶杀(⏹)的场(👘)景，继而卷(juà(🔨)n )入难以抽身的(🙏)(de )阴谋(🔛)角力(📮)中。原来(lái )ち(🐒)の来自一个(gè )神秘(❕)的(de )小(🌏)村庄安罗(luó(🏝) )井(jǐ(🚧)ng )，该村长久以来与(yǔ )世隔绝，隐藏(🛢)(cáng )着(🎷)惊天(🍜)的秘密。为(wéi )此(cǐ )与幕府对(🛷)立的(🌔)纪州(😚)(zhōu )派出人马(🆒)前去(qù )探听虚实，幕(✔)府方(🏠)(fāng )面(miàn )也闻(🧗)(wén )风(🕚)而动，更将(jiāng )信(👬)藏招致麾下(xià )，追(👤)查安(💀)罗井的真(zhēn )相(xiàng )。两(liǎng )方势力此(😂)消彼(🏚)(bǐ )长(🌓)，阴谋后面(mià(👨)n )有着(zhe )更大的阴(🍻)谋，一(🍚)切变(👏)(biàn )得扑朔迷(☔)离，危机四伏…… 原(〰)作(zuò(👅) ):黒岩重吾 Two young men come from a country village to Seoul with an aspiration to become actors. But their immediate challenge is to get food. They try to find a job, but all the classified ads say 'Women Only.' As a last resort, they decide to disguise themselves as women. The two are accepted by a female Korean classical opera. And they go through all kinds of adventures, trying to hide their true gender. A comedy film. Tyrannical but ailing tycoon Charles Richmond becomes very fond of his attractive Italian nurse, Maria. The nurse, in turn, falls in love with Charles' ne'er-do-well nephew Anthony, who plots ways to gain control of his uncle's fortune. A businessman organises a caper to steal the Crown Jewels from the Tower of London. 女(🔎)孩(há(🌏)i )Radha与男孩(hái )Sunder和Gopal两小无猜(cāi )地(dì )长(🗣)大，成(💓)年后(⏭)，Sunder参(cān )加了空军部队(duì )，Gopal到英(🍥)国去(😦)攻读(🏻)法(fǎ )律(lǜ )，学(🎄)成归国后成为(wéi )了(🔺)一名(❎)律师，两个长(🆎)大的(🐛)男孩都(dōu )爱(à(🏞)i )上了(le )Radha。而Radha只爱Gopal，当(dā(🚏)ng )Gopal得知(🕓)Sunder也喜欢Radha后(hòu )，他为了成全好友(yǒ(🏩)u )，以沉(🌋)(chén )默(📁)回答了Radha。Sunder随(suí(💁) )部队去作战，不(🐚)久(jiǔ(❣) )，传来(🆓)他牺牲(shēng )的(🔒)消息(xī )。这时，Gopal才没(mé(😡)i )有负(👈)疚感地与Radha相(🍜)爱(à(🎦)i )并准备结婚，但就在(zài )这时，Sunder回来(💸)(lái )了(💜)(le )，Gopal再一(🧓)次退让了。Radha与Sunder结婚了，婚(hūn )后(👽)，Sunder发现(🔼)了一(🐀)封写(xiě )给(gě(🙋)i )Radha的信，失去理智的(de )Sunder逼(🔒)问这(❣)封信是(shì )谁(🌮)写的(🔥)，Radha决定收拾(shí )东(🌐)(dōng )西出(chū )走，Gopal来了(🐂)，他(tā(👎) )告诉了Sunder实情，两个昔日的好友，面(🏊)对友(🦈)(yǒu )情(🧓)和爱情都陷(🎻)(xiàn )入了深深的痛(tò(🧡)ng )苦中(🧠)(zhōng )，最后，为了(🍁)(le )能让Sunder和(hé )Radha幸福地生(🏯)活下(xià )去，Gopal开枪自(😕)杀了(🚿)…… 1960年代初，胶(jiāo )东某地(dì )。小麦(🚫)的丰(🚃)(fēng )收(🚕)(shōu )引起了大家对余粮(liáng )处(📭)理的(🐃)议论(🌭)，支书赵五婶(🕟)（王玉(yù )梅(méi ) 饰）(📻)有着(⏯)自己的主(zhǔ(👟) )张。粮(☝)食的丰(fēng )收固然有广大社员(yuá(➰)n )付(fù(🌞) )出的(de )汗水，但与上(shàng )级领导的关(🐺)心(xī(📧)n )和国(💷)家方方面面(🕞)的(de )支援也(yě )无不关(🌛)系。她(⛵)(tā )主张多卖(🗯)余粮(liáng )支援(yuán )国家(👛)。大队长(zhǎng )、老伴(👟)(bàn )赵(🅰)大川（郭殿(diàn )昌 饰）却有自己(🤟)的(de )小(🚥)九九(🖼)，在别(bié )人的煽(shān )动下，他想(🏧)(xiǎng )用(📣)(yòng )余(🐜)粮换牲口以(✡)增加(jiā )集体财产。副(⚽)(fù )大(😶)队长王宝山(🍀)（高(😀)(gāo )如(rú )平 饰）是大川的支(zhī )持(🗿)者，他(😵)们未(wèi )经五婶同意，私自(zì )用(yò(🐀)ng )大车(🚵)(chē )拉(🏆)粮赶集换牲(👛)(shēng )口，车被闻讯(xùn )赶(🕵)到的(🍅)民兵队长赵(👻)(zhào )洪奎（邵力 饰）(🍾)截了(le )回去，双方发(🗒)(fā )生(🐱)僵(jiāng )持。五婶带领(lǐng )部分党(dǎng )员(😭)和积(💠)极分(⌚)子(zǐ )赶到现场，制止了(le )这一(🍾)错误(🍑)行为(💌)(wéi )，在号(hào )开(😵)的支部会(huì )上(shàng )，看(🌸)到王(🌬)老四（刘(liú(🧔) )子云(🎴) 饰）等人(rén )投机倒把的材料，大(👴)(dà )川(🥩)才知道自己被坏(huài )人利用了......