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An investigative reporter works to solve the mystery of a haunted house constructed from rooms of the deceased. This production has all the typical Italian beefcake trademarks - bad dubbing, over-acting (in some cases, under-acting), a midget, and men in loincloths. Richard Harrison may not have the biggest muscles but he certainly is the most titillating beefcake actor I've seen. And when it comes to loincloths you have to wonder why his "mini-skirt" is not mini enough. They must not have seen a good thing when they had it, and with too much loincloth neither can we. 杨尼（尤西·(🤐)瓦坦(tǎn )恩 Jussi Vatanen 饰(shì(🎡) )）是一个整天无(🧡)所事事游(yóu )手(🉐)好(hǎo )闲的无业(🏽)游民(👿)，靠(kào )着领(🕔)取(qǔ(📭) )政府发放的失(🚌)业救(jiù )济金(jī(🥢)n )生活，一晃眼五(📟)年(nián )就这样(yàng )过(📊)去(qù )了，杨尼的(⏱)女友依(yī )娜丽(🌖)（帕(🤔)梅拉·托(🌳)拉 Pamela Tola 饰(♍)）对男(nán )友如(🛡)今的现状感到(🍉)(dào )非常的(de )不满。一(🏰)天，依娜(nà )丽拜(🐬)(bài )托杨尼(ní )去(💅)买一(💧)台信号转(🐶)换(huà(📙)n )器，但杨尼给忘(🚯)记了，当他想(xiǎ(🥉)ng )起来的时候，商场(🚈)(chǎng )已经(jīng )关门(🗑)了(le )。依娜丽彻底(💜)的爆(🎏)(bào )发了(le )，她(🔗)向男(🐳)友发出了(le )最后(🥧)的(de )通牒，如果不(🚟)能在(zài )今天(tiā(⛅)n )买到数字转换器(❤)，那么他(tā )们就(🤮)(jiù )分手。 一个来(🍟)自古(🔕)(gǔ )老西部(🛡)(bù )的(🎳)牛仔，罗伊，他(tā(🐫) )自认(rèn )为是一(🐕)个牛仔，但(dàn )实际(😕)上(shàng )只是个一(🐟)身尘土带(dài )着(🧤)6个(gè(🤰) )杀手的(de )精(🛸)神病(🎏)患者。他走(zǒu )进(🔮)小(xiǎo )镇，破坏这(🏕)里的和(hé )平，激(jī )起混乱并迫使(🎾)当地(dì )人采(cǎ(🎌)i )取行(👷)动(dòng )。 I am Ancizar Lopez, Colombian. But I ain't no drug dealer. I am a cocaine exporter, which ain't the same thing. My heart belongs to two women who were my glory and today, are my downfall. This is 1971. A gang of robbers takes possession of a load of diamonds.. Only one of them, Mark Lemmon, is arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment. But before being captured, the gangster had managed to hide the loot in a sewer. Five years later, Mackenzie, an insurer, pretending to be a mafia boss, assigns three petty criminals to arrange his escape. Once free, Lemmon finds the booty but now he has to deal with his new 'partners'. Although they are only janitors at a detective agency, the boys pass themselves off as sleuths and are engaged to guard an inventor delivering a new bomb. They outwit enemy agents after the bomb and wind up sinking a Japanese submarine. 少年(🚣)汤米(😷)是一个(gè )很有(🐇)(yǒu )天赋的作曲(🔳)家，他(tā )一直希(🥊)(xī )望能进入著名(📂)的悉(xī )尼音(yī(🖱)n )乐学院进修。但(🎵)在(zà(🏀)i )澳大利(lì(🔙) )亚内(🆑)(nèi )地，汤米很难(🌪)找一(yī )支像样(🥖)(yàng )的乐队来演奏(🔣)自己(jǐ )的作(zuò(🐞) )品，以证明自己(📙)的(de )实(⚓)力。一次机(🕜)缘巧(⚡)合，汤(tāng )米遇(yù(🎰) )到了一(yī )群监(🐢)狱犯人，没想(xiǎng )到后(hòu )者的演奏(🐄)水平，正(zhèng )符合(🌅)他(tā(😕) )的要求…(📞)… 一(🐻)位从(cóng )越(🐳)南(ná(🍤)n )归来的(de )美国老(🐢)兵，在路易(yì )斯(🕴)安(ān )娜的家中发(🏂)现老婆(pó )与别(😪)人(rén )偷情。愤怒(🙅)的他(💸)受(shòu )到一(😅)(yī )种(🚝)奇怪的鸟叫声(🍵)驱(qū )使，杀(shā )死(❣)了(le )老婆与她的情(🍧)人，结果自(zì )己(⛔)也被怪鸟硬生(👈)生(shē(🤵)ng )啄去(qù )了(😼)双眼(㊙)。多年后，一群年(🚢)(nián )轻的大学生(🔨)到美国(guó )路易(yì )斯安娜(nà )某处(🤜)寻找一种罕见(🍮)(jiàn )的(🌽)鸟(niǎo )类，结(🧒)果被(🔼)困在一(yī(📉) )所荒(🥫)郊(jiāo )野岭的房(🔌)子里。而(ér )更令(🕶)(lìng )他们没(méi )想到(🧚)的是，那里除(chú(🧝) )了有(yǒu )怪鸟之(🕛)外还(🆑)有大量(lià(😕)ng )丧尸(🛡)！