In the 1960s Oregon, two sheriff deputies arrest three teenagers for robbery but are overpowered and taken hostage while forest fires rage all around them.
根(gēn )据(🏓)广西壮族民间传(chuán )说(🏔)改编而成的(🕷)戏(xì(🍙) )曲电影。
一老(🕣)一年(nián )轻俩(liǎng )男科学(🦀)家兴(⏬)(xìng )奋的(🚷)(de )展开(🀄)最初的(de )登月计(jì )划（(🤵)他们的(de )飞船(🌩)(chuán )和宇航服我(wǒ(👽) )感觉都是象征性(🐒)的(de )要(🌂)真(zhēn )是这样(🕌)啊别他妈(mā )登月了，连(🚙)中国(👛)古(gǔ )代(🚈)火箭(🌘)和太空摇(yáo )滚的(de )戏服都不如）。不(🧣)(bú )料(🥔)月球上(🥀)满(mǎ(🔎)n )是金(jīn )子ROCK和友善(🐧)的(de )裸(🏼)体男(nán )女。原(🏧)来月(yuè )球是(shì )个首脑(😬)是女(nǚ )王的(🎎)(de )母系(🙈)社会，女多男(🌕)(nán )少，头上都带一(yī )个(🚘)长的(🦓)像啊同(🔗)蚂蚁(😌)(yǐ )那样(yàng )的触角跟昆(🐖)(kūn )虫或(huò )者(😸)无线电是(shì )的，每(💴)(měi )人只穿个闪(shǎ(🍙)n )光的(🎋)(de )小内裤大半(🈷)(bàn )姑娘还露个屁股沟(💺)(gōu )在(🎴)外(wài )面(😹)（不(⛑)知道是不(bú )是因为找来的愿意(yì(😹) )裸体(🚍)的女的(🚉)大部(🔕)(bù )分都(dōu )太肥胖(🕧)身材(🥒)狂烂，裤子拉(🏀)不上(shàng )去。。。）一开(kāi )始(🌬)他们(men )对突然(♈)出现(🥌)(xiàn )的两(liǎng )位(🎸)外星来客(kè )很迷(mí )惑(🤱)不知(📐)道他们(♌)是朋(🔱)(péng )友还是敌人（一(yī(👞) )个女的把俩(🌫)科学家(jiā )用魔(mó(🙈) )棒弄晕弄到(dào )一(🌗)个(gè(🥃) )石室里头）(🍔)女王就(jiù )召集居民开(💘)(kāi )会(🔉)（他们(🏇)不会(🍙)说(shuō )话好象都是用意念(niàn )交流(liú(🍈) )呢，其(🚨)实啊就(🆓)是(shì(🌔) )用个女的说旁白(🥡)，旁边(🚩)的其他男女(🏢)(nǚ )就摆(bǎi )出很傻的完(🚄)全没有(yǒu )演(👃)技可(🐶)言的(de )动作(zuò(🤖) )表情），最(zuì )后发现(xià(🤭)n )科学(🚡)家很友(📦)(yǒu )好(🍡)，就又自顾自(zì )己的(de )玩(🚤)去了。两位科(🐖)学(xué )家记录了大(📸)量月(yuè )球裸体居(🚊)民的(⤵)生活(huó )状况(🕤)(kuàng )，年轻的科(kē )学家(jiā(🌚) )就用(👳)一个老(😮)(lǎo )式(🖐)相机(jī )拍啊拍，老(lǎo )教授(shòu )就指点(🥨)月球(⚪)(qiú )江山(👹)是的(🤸)让他拍女(nǚ )人嬉(🍲)(xī )戏(🥧)男人嬉戏小(🛐)孩(hái )嬉戏（娘啊，简直(😇)(zhí )是原始的(🕡)极乐(🧠)世(shì )界，纯真(🏓)到了滑稽的地(dì )步，实(⛺)际上(⌛)(shàng )也可(🐢)(kě )以(🌐)说看着看(kàn )着就觉(jià(🔯)o )得乏味到了(👖)(le )一定(💅)(dìng )程度了，有(⛅)(yǒu )烂片(piàn )之风范(🎉)，不亚(💷)于死(sǐ )人的(👧)狂欢里跳脱(tuō )衣舞）(🕎)值得(👏)一提的(🦓)(de )是年(♐)(nián )轻科学家还(hái )和女(nǚ )王一见钟(📘)情(qí(🦎)ng )。女王(wá(🍯)ng )知道(🆑)他不得(dé )不回(huí(🍾) )地球(📀)于是还(hái )是(🔚)用小魔棒（不知(zhī )道(👵)什(shí )么烂东(🤵)西做(🏼)的一(yī )棒子(🖖)，有个花形状(zhuàng )的顶部(🍵)，月球(😓)好(hǎo )多(🥁)女(nǚ(🐶) )的都拿一个）一点(diǎ(🌯)n )，年轻科学(xué(🧙) )家就(✨)(jiù )晕了。在返(🚹)(fǎn )航的飞(fēi )船上(🚔)，年轻(🕸)(qīng )科学(xué )家(❗)还对女王(wáng )念念不忘(❇)，更可(👔)气的是(👉)(shì )他(🏙)还发现他的相(xiàng )机没拿。。。。。。（GO TO THE MOON AND BACK操这不(🅰)是野(🎧)(yě )人花(☔)(huā )园(⏸)的歌么）回到科(👄)(kē )学(📁)研究室，他又(〰)(yòu )打电话什么(me )的，最后(🗡)发现在影(yǐ(🗑)ng )片开(🙅)(kāi )头莫名其(🎟)妙的介(jiè )绍他们去之(👬)前的(📎)情(qíng )况(🖥)（在(🤤)莫名其妙(miào )的声音的(👅)实验室里他(🈴)在(zà(🕹)i )弄莫名其妙(🛢)(miào )的仪(yí )器，还开(🐓)个(gè(🥕) )车子他(tā )和(⬆)老教授说(shuō )话啊(ā )兜(🏋)风啊(🐙)交流(liú(🚕) )啊还(✌)一女秘书的拿他照(zhào )片出来看啊(🆓)看的(🥪)(de )为他出(🍔)行很(🌿)担心）里的(de )那女(🍀)秘书(💪)居(jū )然是(shì(🏏) )和月球女王长的一(yī(📦) )模一样（我(❣)(wǒ )看(🤗)了(le )一半就发(💃)现(xiàn )是一个女的演的(🏩)，但真(🍳)(zhēn )的不(🚔)怎么(✌)样长的(de )），看着看着就变(biàn )成裸体(🛌)然后(😺)又复(fù )原成(🎷)穿个白大褂，然后(💱)(hòu )俩(🚄)人就拥抱(bà(🌳)o )了。又开始了和(hé )开头(🔨)一(yī )样的老(🏚)男人(🍶)(rén )的情(qíng )歌在月球背(bèi )景下就没(💗)了（(🐋)开头结(⬛)尾(wě(🔢)i )就放这个就分别(🙈)(bié )有(🌉)一分钟）
方(⬛)菲在(zài )宴会(huì )上盗去宾客(kè )的财(😙)(cái )物(🥉)，适丁立在席(🚵)间(jiān )表演戏法，于是(shì(🏫) )首先(🛂)被探员(👰)(yuán )搜(🌖)身。立受查后，菲暗(àn )把赃物放进他(➗)口(kǒ(🗣)u )袋里，成功脱(🆒)身。立返家发现赃(🕡)物(wù(🌠) )，怀疑是菲所(💁)为，追查(chá )之下得悉菲(🖥)(fēi )受方(fāng )永(🤡)馨胁(🎸)逼作(zuò )案。立(lì )曾当扒手，但已(yǐ )改(🔲)邪归(🆕)正，知菲(🍢)有意(🍧)改过，愿助她(tā )脱(💤)离魔(🔍)掌，岂料(liào )双(🔱)双被馨擒获。菲(fēi )为救(jiù )立答应为(🌫)馨(xī(💹)n )盗取(qǔ )宝石(🛩)，下手之际，立出现阻止(🥕)(zhǐ )。馨(🤐)(xīn )从后(👥)击倒(🌸)菲(fēi )，并以膺品嫁祸立(lì )盗窃(qiè )。幸(🔖)事主(🌠)辨(biàn )明真(zhē(🍢)n )伪，警方将馨逮捕(🤦)(bǔ )，搜(❔)出真赃。菲(fē(👌)i )、立患难见真情，共堕(🔋)(duò )爱河。
男人(🐑)(rén )对(🕢)女(nǚ )人说：“世(shì )界上最(zuì )快乐的(🚌)事就(🍶)(jiù )是求(🔇)(qiú )知(🧣)”女人才(cái )不听呢(🔢)
Living in the remote tropics are two oil explorers, one of whom is married to a very attractive woman. One night, she tries to stab her husband and he is convinced by his partner that she is sick with tropical fever. They agree that she needs to see a head shrinker. En route to the doctor however, she convinces her husband's partner to help her kill the husband. Fortunately, the husband's trusted manservant is also with them and protects his master's interests in a very unusual way.
根据(👤)还珠楼主同(🦂)(tóng )名小说改编的台(tái )湾电影
朴老(🏓)爹靠(🌍)修(xiū )理灶(zà(😨)o )炉养家糊口(kǒu )，带(dài )大(💯)兄妹(🏠)三人。目(🕑)不(bú(📬) )识丁且固执(zhí )的朴(pǔ )老爹不失为(🔓)(wéi )善(👖)良可亲的家(🔼)长，但他(tā )始终对(🛶)长女(🐇)(nǚ )容
During the Baekje period, the Silla Kingdom, another country in Korean peninsular, was watching for an opportunity to unify the two regions. In the royal court of Baekje, with the destiny of its country already in decline, the royal family and its subjects passed their time singing and dancing. When the Silla army invades Baekje, loyal subjects like general Gye-Baek fight with all their might to protect the country. King Uija of Baekje tries to find a way to save the castle, but ultimately fails. Over three thousand court ladies who would rather die than be put to shame run to Nakhwa Rock and throw themselves into the waters of the Baengma River below.