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独自前(qián )往澳(🔨)大(👱)利亚(yà )旅行的李卫(wè(🚄)i )成(😝)（罗志祥(xiáng )饰(📲)），因为(🥥)(wéi )好友(yǒu )们的恶(🔚)作剧(jù(🍌) )，意外的与(yǔ )不顾(💯)家(👌)人反(🏊)(fǎn )对而出国的(de )杨(🏌)小(👯)羽（杨(yáng )丞琳(🧀)饰）拼(🍝)(pīn )房同(tóng )住；原(😽)(yuán )本互(🤐)看不顺眼的两人(🐤)，却因此(⏲)展开了一场充满(♊)谎言与(📍)意外的旅程。 中世(🐟)纪的英(💉)(yīng )格兰，诺丁(dī(🎵)ng )汉(🥩)舍伍德森(sēn )林内(nèi )，传(🖌)奇(👱)(qí )侠客(kè )罗宾汉（马(👃)(mǎ(🌷) )汀·瑟恩 Martin Thon 饰(shì )）声名(💍)远(😨)播(bō )。他与兄弟(🐁)(dì )们劫(👁)富济贫(pín )，深受百(⬛)姓(xìng )爱(🏝)戴(dài )，也受(shòu )到达(💟)(dá(🏧) )官贵(⏬)人的切(qiē )齿憎恨(🕍)。这(🤱)(zhè )一日，罗宾(bī(🎻)n )汉在森(👧)林里(lǐ )救下了被(🏞)追(zhuī )杀(😲)的美丽女(nǚ )孩玛(🥠)(mǎ )丽安(🚅)（雷蒙(méng )娜·库(🥊)恩 Ramona Kuen 饰）(🤫)，并将之带回自己(🦆)的营地(🏕)。玛丽安原准备(👿)探(💭)望父(fù )母，谁知中(zhōng )途(🚅)遭(🔲)遇了觊(jì )觎她财富的(🍛)(de )歹(🈵)徒(tú )。虽然(rán )她感(gǎn )激(😒)罗宾汉的(de )救助，可(🚮)是(shì )这(👼)个高傲并(bìng )有着(🎾)崇高信(👄)(xìn )仰的女孩根(gē(🚮)n )本(⬇)不认(🚏)同这(zhè )群绿(lǜ )林(🍒)好汉(hàn )的生(shēng )存(🐛)方式，她(🍰)(tā )与罗宾汉爆(bà(🌬)o )发连番(😬)争吵(chǎo )，一度想离(🔶)(lí )开此(😏)地寻找(zhǎo )父母。 The story revolves around Rajveer (Jackky Bhagnani) a hard-working rich youngster, who is the heir of his father Yashvardhan Grewal (Darshan Jariwala), and his company Grewal Motors Co. When Rajveer falls in love with Madhuri (Nidhi Subbaiah), he realises that she hates all rich people, and has much sympathy for poor families. Therefore, Rajveer starts a drama, in which he pretends to be poor along with his family to gain Madhuri's love. However, when Madhuri's elder brother Karan Singh Chauhan (Arjun Rampal), arrives to meet Rajveer's family, he begins to suspect him, and as the truth slowly foils out, mayhem strikes! 文(🛸)学(xué )教(😬)授(shòu )皮埃尔(ěr )与(🐫)生(shēng )活隔离，沉醉于翻(🐰)译(🦓)42岁自杀的波兰诗人斯(📈)塔(🍎)胡拉的作品。他辞(cí )去(📩)工(🎨)作、卖(mài )掉藏书想追(🥫)(zhuī )寻斯塔胡拉(lā(🕸) )的脚(jiǎ(🔽)o )步，父(fù )亲的(de )癌症(⌚)与突然(🎴)(rán )出现的女儿(é(🎄)r )让(😈)他不(🎄)得不(bú )面对他所(📮)拥(yōng )有的一切。本(🔉)片导演(🏋)伯(bó )纳德(dé )·爱(👙)芒(máng )德(😜)编(biān )剧的影片《生(♈)活必需(👛)品(pǐn )》曾获奥斯(sī(🎖) )卡最佳(🙃)外语(yǔ )片提名，在(🔓)(zài )这部他自编(biān )自导(🎰)(dǎ(👾)o )的新片(piàn )中，爱芒德充(🐰)分(🦉)利用他的文学功底将(👦)诗(⛪)歌与影像巧妙融合在(📘)一起，用沉静舒缓(☕)(huǎn )的镜(📩)头让观(guān )众感受(🎙)画面(mià(🙀)n )与语(yǔ )言之美(mě(🛴)i )。影(🐸)(yǐng )片(🉑)在加拿大(dà )深受(😞)好评，并获吉尼金(🧗)(jīn )像奖(🎋)、魁北(běi )克电影(🐩)奖多(duō(👗) )项提名。 Low-budget film about a comedian trying to become a success whilst battling against mental health issues and a drink problem Ho Wu is chosen among many other soldiers to land Mars. After 500 days, with the nation's expectation on his shoulders, Wu successfully planted the 5-star Flag of China on Mars.At that moment, a mission that heavily relates to the survival of the nation has started. 《堀桑(sāng )与(💷)宫村(cū(🦀)n )君》以片桐高校(xià(🌘)o )为舞台(⏯)，女(nǚ )主角是有着(🧀)(zhe )华丽的外表(biǎo )，同时成(🏕)绩(👯)(jì )优秀、家务(wù )万能(🛁)(né(🍼)ng )的人气(qì )美少(shǎo )女堀(🤛)京(🕗)子。某天，她弟弟创太受(💪)伤之后被陌生的(😟)“耳环男(🅾)”送(sòng )了回来，而(é(🌭)r )这(🚲)华丽(👫)耳环(huán )男的实体(🎱)竟(🐮)(jìng )然是(shì )班上“天然(rá(🏂)n )无神经”的(de )土气男(👘)生宫(gō(🏒)ng )村伊澄。堀(kū )被宫(💪)村在学(🥎)(xué )校与校外截(jié(🌓) )然不同(🌅)的形(xíng )象震(zhèn )惊(⛱)到了(le )。而(🍁)(ér )以关心不擅(shà(🌲)n )长与人交往(wǎng )的创太(🆓)为(🚫)契(qì )机，宫村开(kāi )始频(🏵)繁(🐝)的访(fǎng )问堀家，同(tóng )时(🍏)也(🎻)(yě )挖掘出(chū )堀“家庭的(🐪)抖S”的一面…… 邱(🎽)志宏（(👞)李承铉 饰）心高(🙁)气(🥒)傲，与(✉)岳琳(lín )（安以轩(🔭) 饰(⛹)(shì )）已相恋七(qī )年，但(🎯)岳母(mǔ )（周(zhōu )笑(❎)莉 饰(shì(🔠) )）始(shǐ )终看不上(🍥)自(zì )己(👛)。张文忠(zhōng )（洪剑(🔎)涛 饰(shì(👈) )）是志宏多(duō )年(🤖)好友，因(🆔)(yīn )网络经营问(wè(👞)n )题求(qiú )助志宏(hóng )，身(shē(🗽)n )为(🐔)策划奇才(cái )的志宏灵(💪)机(😇)(jī )一动，决定(dìng )利用这(🍱)个(🤱)机(jī )会给自己开(kāi )办(🍽)一场旷世(shì )网络(🚋)(luò )婚礼(🔀)，以得(dé )到丈母娘(🍻)认(💘)可。决(🌬)心既定，行动开始(🔛)，在(♊)新闻发布会上，他宣(xuā(🚰)n )布要直播自(zì )己(🖍)的洞房(👴)花(huā )烛夜，此言(yá(🥅)n )一出(chū(🐪) )，全场(chǎng )哗然(rán )，与(🌨)会记者(🥓)(zhě )对他的疯狂(kuá(😆)ng )举动深(🎁)感惊(jīng )愕，认为有(🤷)(yǒu )悖中国传统(tǒng )道德(🗾)观(👛)念。之后(hòu )，志宏(hóng )与岳(➡)(yuè(🥝) )琳平静的生(shēng )活被打(🍴)乱(🗳)，特别是岳琳(lín )，毎天不(🅾)知(zhī )要接多少污(🧖)(wū )辱人(💃)格的电(diàn )话，就连(🍽)身(🎈)(shēn )边(😲)的(de )男同事都向她(💜)伸(🌐)出了咸猪手。张文忠因(❤)策划网络婚礼，一(📃)夜之间(🤨)名声大噪(zào )，而事(😯)情的(de )男(👽)女主人公(gōng )则陷(🎖)(xiàn )入万(🙆)劫(jié )不覆(fù )之路(🕤)...... 以五岳(😼)(yuè )独尊的泰山(shā(🧣)n )为故事背景(jǐng )，讲述了(😦)因(🤱)(yīn )泰山独有的(de )“赤鳞鱼(👨)”而(🏦)引(yǐn )发的新(xīn )旧两(liǎ(🥚)ng )代(🈳)泰山人的(de )动人凄美的(🛌)(de )爱情故事。从风光(🍈)秀丽(lì(🍫) )的桃花峪到(dào )雄(🚗)伟(🚙)壮观(🚶)的(de )玉皇(huáng )顶，从(có(🤔)ng )朴(🙆)实(shí )神秘的古村落到(🐧)时尚气派的商业(🍋)街，从文(🤵)化遗产“泰山皮影(🧠)”到人间(🤟)天堂(táng )“花样年华(🍅)(huá )”，从风(🔜)土(tǔ )到人(rén )文，全(🤲)(quán )力展(⛏)(zhǎn )现泰山和泰(tà(💝)i )山人最美最(zuì )有魅力(📯)的(🥏)一(yī )面。 Chaika is a love story between a prostitute and a loser sailor, rebuilt between two seasons: the eternal winter of Siberia and the summer in the dusty steppes of Kazakhstan.