斯(😾)(sī )蒂(📨)格(🛫)(gé )（(🛏)维(🚫)克多(🌥)(duō(⛳) )·斯(sī(❗) )约斯特(💞)洛(luò )姆(😃) Victor Sjöström 饰(💝)）是(shì(🌤) )一名小(🍉)提琴演(🍻)奏家，在(🕤)交(jiāo )响(👨)乐团中(⬅)(zhōng )，他邂(♏)逅了名(míng )为马塔（玛伊-布里特·尼(ní )尔松 Maj-Britt Nilsson 饰）的美(měi )丽姑娘，随着时间的推(tuī )移，两人渐渐坠入了(le )情网(wǎng )，最终，他们决定携手(shǒu )步入婚姻的殿(diàn )堂。婚(🕗)后的(de )生(🍟)活充满(🌴)(mǎn )了幸(💞)(xìng )福和(🛑)快乐(lè(👅) )，不久之(🗃)后(👼)，两人(🌽)有(🐐)了他(✒)们(💤)爱情(🥜)的(🥕)(de )结晶(jī(🚳)ng )。
任职于(😓)(yú )金融(🥢)(róng )机构(🐾)的周(zhō(🌁)u )定发（(♑)周润发(📗)(fā ) 饰）(💿)。他分别(🧗)认识了(🏥)(le )做空(kō(😈)ng )姐的Sally（叶(yè )倩文 饰）跟开(kāi )时装店的祖儿（王祖贤 饰(shì )）。周定(dìng )发面(miàn )对两位天(tiān )姿国色都无法(fǎ )下决定，难舍其一，于是(shì )分别在英(yīng )国及法国跟两(liǎ(🌧)ng )女子结(🦑)婚。婚(hū(🏛)n )后他们(👔)回到(dà(🤛)o )香港，周(🎺)(zhō(🔻)u )定发(😣)(fā(👢) )在好(🎊)友(🐾)志(zhì(💻) )雄(🍇)（李子(💎)雄 饰(shì(🔌) )）的帮(🍢)助下努(🤾)力周旋(🐏)(xuán )与两(🏐)(liǎng )个老(🚛)婆之(zhī(🙋) )间，笑料(🗽)百出(chū(🗻) )。可是事(🎲)情到(dào )了后来都是让两个老(lǎo )婆知(zhī )道了真相(xiàng )，Sally与祖儿气愤(fèn )不已，打算联合起来报复(fù )周定发。
Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio's sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren't for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels.
玉仪(yí )在同学聚(jù )会中重遇初恋(liàn )情人Roy Chan，现在警队当督(dū(🐤) )察，他比(🏰)当年(niá(😬)n )更英俊(⏬)潇洒，不(✏)禁令玉(👛)仪(🖥)心(xī(💧)n )起(🥣)涟漪(🍂)。事(🦍)(shì )实(🦏)上(👎)Roy Chan如今(jī(👢)n )风流(liú(📹) )成性，与(🎓)(yǔ )富婆(😦)金相恋(🕠)。金对他(🤤)十分爱(📿)慕，视他(👩)为(wéi )生(👿)命的一(💑)(yī )部分(🌶)(fèn )。一天他(tā )在查案时勾搭(dā )了一个女侍应，而那(nà )女侍(shì )应后来竟(jìng )被杀了，而Roy Chan又(yòu )收到一些恐吓信，叫他别(bié )再沾花惹(rě )草。他 开始怀(huái )疑这些是金干(gàn )的(😅)，而金却(⛴)在这个(🌰)时(shí )候(🤵)失(shī )踪(🏷)了
A writer for a pop culture magazine needs to come up with a "killer" story about online dating to save her job. After catching her shackup partner in bed with a bimbo from the marina she is a candidate for a new relationship. Her office buddies convince her to post her own .jpg and get into the cyberdating game. So, will she find a fulfilling relationship via email or could her true love be right under her nose?
卡洛(🌔)(luò(🎣) )琳（(🤝)莫(⭕)妮卡(🍹)·(🥣)博洛(🦈)克(🦑) Monica Broeke 饰）、(🕴)朱利安(🥞)（Inge Maria Granzow 饰(shì(🦃) )）和伊(💇)莲(lián )娜(🛶)（艾曼(👱)纽·贝(💨)阿 Emmanuelle Béart 饰(🏫)）是(shì(⚓) )感情十(🎎)分要好(🧀)的朋友(📭)，年(nián )轻而富有(yǒu )活力(lì )的她们向(xiàng )往刺激而又富(fù )有激情的生活，她们(men )驾驶(shǐ )着游艇飞(fēi )驰在波涛汹涌(yǒng )的大海之中，谁知道遭遇(yù )了暴风雨(yǔ )，游(🤚)(yóu )艇被(🦅)打翻(fā(🥢)n )，三人生(🐎)死未(wè(📹)i )卜。
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A writer for a pop culture magazine needs to come up with a "killer" story about online dating to save her job. After catching her shackup partner in bed with a bimbo from the marina she is a candidate for a new relationship. Her office buddies convince her to post her own .jpg and get into the cyberdating game. So, will she find a fulfilling relationship via email or could her true love be right under her nose?
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