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艾(🚘)莉娜博士(🚝)发现婴儿(➰)在(zà(😧)i )诞(dàn )生时(🐳)(shí )都是天才，直到两岁(🎲)之后(hòu )开(🔮)(kāi )始使(shǐ(😂) )用成人语，才丧(🥨)生这(zhè )种天(tiān )赋(🥤)。博(bó(🏃) )士企图运(😠)用婴儿能(💘)量(liàng )来统(tǒng )治(🙈)世界(jiè )，一(🌕)场大人与两岁小(xiǎo )孩(🐆)之(zhī )间斗(❕)智(zhì )斗勇(🌩)的战(🍢)争开始了(📕)！
某年(nián )，日本(běn )超(🍗)人气(🌺)偶像组合(👯)SMAP的演(yǎn )唱(🔥)会(huì )召开在(zà(🥈)i )即，但是5名成员木村(cūn )拓哉(zāi )、(🗳)香取慎吾(🎪)、中居正(🏙)广、(⚫)草(cǎo )彅刚(👡)(gāng )、稻垣吾郎却忧心(🏪)忡忡，若(ruò(🔓) )有所(suǒ )思(🔠)。在此之前，工作(🎨)人员(yuán )之(zhī )一的(de )富樫(💼)明男（宇(🥀)梶刚士(shì(🕕) ) 饰）狠抓阿(ā(🤾) )刚的痛脚(🚯)，其行径足(zú )以导(dǎo )致(⛳)SMAP解散(sàn )，他(🤞)狮子大张(🧞)口勒(👿)索(suǒ )阿刚(🕳)(gāng )1000万日元(yuán )。协商(📩)无效(⬜)的情况下(😝)(xià )，5个(gè )好(🔄)兄弟(dì )精心设(🌘)计了一套详细(xì )周密(mì )的谋杀(🍕)(shā )方案。这(⚽)边厢，SMAP的演(💖)(yǎn )唱(🎚)会(huì )准时(🌂)召开，那边厢富樫吊死(🈵)(sǐ )密室(shì(👍) )。突发命案(🚑)，古畑任三郎(lá(🔇)ng )（田村(cūn )正和 饰）和(⛸)今泉（西(💆)(xī )村雅(yǎ(🧀) )彦(yàn ) 饰）隆重(🎹)登场。虽然(😀)表面(miàn )上富(fù )樫死于(⛩)(yú )自杀，但(📄)现场种种(📃)能(né(🏆)ng )够蛛(zhū )丝(🌀)马迹(jì )则令古畑(🤲)疑窦(✡)丛生，面对(🕉)(duì )团结一(🎗)(yī )致的SMAP，他该如(⚪)何各个(gè )击破(pò )……
A romantic comedy about Marcelo, a new immigrant from Argentina, and Anat, his Hebrew teacher at the Raanana Absorption Center. Marcelo is trying to improve his Hebrew accent so he can get an acting role in an Israeli Soap Opera. Anat, who could help him, has her own issues.
A vampire artist forces her brother to bring her victims so she kill them then paint them with their own blood. The brother falls in love with a young hooker, the vampire's next intended .
七(qī )七事(🖇)变前，邓颖(💝)超（黄薇(🚰)(wēi ) 饰(✌)）因患病(🦑)化名李知凡太太(tài )住(😁)进(jìn )北平(♒)西山疗养(🏄)院，与病友清(qī(😇)ng )华女(nǚ )生胡杏芬（陈(⏰)莎莎 饰）(👝)结(jié )下(xià(🚎) )深厚(hòu )友谊。卢(🕠)沟桥事变(😌)后(hòu )，李(lǐ )太太与(yǔ )住(🎤)院病友积(😯)极募捐，慰(🎠)劳(lá(🚭)o )二十九(jiǔ(〽) )军抗敌负伤将士(🌎)。不(bú(🥗) )久，杏芬等(🕛)(děng )人远走(💂)陪都重庆，李(lǐ(😈) )太太(tài )则(💶)来到(dào )战时中的武汉(🍜)，从事(shì )抢(🦍)救(jiù )难童(㊙)等(dě(🤪)ng )抗日救亡(🚜)运动。两年(nián )后，杏芬与(📋)地下党负(⬆)责人郝君(🗿)（徐晓(xiǎo )东 饰(🙀)）在重庆见到日夜思(😾)念(niàn )的李(🦍)(lǐ )太太，方(🚨)知她是周恩来(💘)（王(wáng )铁(🍺)成(chéng ) 饰）的夫人邓大(😻)姐，崇拜(bà(🆒)i )之情油(yó(🚷)u )然而(💪)生。周恩来(💀)把杏(xìng )芬安(ān )排(💣)在苏(🐾)(sū )联驻华(🍩)使馆工作(✊)，一(yī )度对(duì )现(💵)实丧(sàng )失(🚕)信心的杏芬重新鼓(gǔ(🆔) )起了(le )生活(⛎)的(de )勇气。郝(🐗)君突(🃏)然与他(tā(🌝) )人结(jié )婚，杏(xìng )芬脆弱(🔡)的神经受(📁)到致(zhì )命(🕢)打(dǎ )击......