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The Freebie centers on Darren (Shepard) and Annie (Aselton), a young married couple with an enviable relationship built on love trust and communication. Darren and Annie still enjoy each other’s company and laugh at each other’(🌎)s jokes, but, unfortunately, they can’t remember the last time they had sex. When a dinner party conversation leads to an honest discussion about the state of their love life, and when a sexy bikini photo shoot leads to crossword puzzles instead of sex, they begin to flirt with a way to spice things up. The deal: one night of freedom, no strings attached, no questions asked. Could a freebie be the cure for their ailing sex life? And will they go through with it? With a keen eye and fresh take, Aselton’s directorial debut shines with crisp storytelling and fine-tuned performances. THE Freebie is an insightful and humorous look at love, sustaining relationships A story of love, sex... and high school tuition. Meet Sam Lowell. Friend, lover, student, teacher... and owner of his very own escort service. Along with his "mother's little helpers" Sam learns about love and life in this sophisticated take on the classic high school sex comedy that explores a generation of kids growing up too fast and their parents who are desperately trying to stay young. Rosella Wu is convinced by her mother to kill her mobster husband Danny. But when Danny quits the mob and cleans up his act, she tries to cancel the hit. Except she's too late - the hit man crashes into the house, guns blazing. Now Rosella must stop the hit man, prevent Danny from finding out it was her, and stand up to her over-bearing mother who still wants Danny dead. ごく平凡(fá(👌)n )な女の子(🦔)のちはる（橘(jú(🎃) )ゆりか）(⏹)は、芸能(🏯)界にあこ(🥎)がれて(🐫)芸能(néng )プ(🖕)ロダクションに(📐)所(🍡)属(shǔ )していたが(👌)、日々の(🏊)仕(shì )事は理想と(🛬)はかけ離(🤭)れたキ(🛀)ャ(🥧)ンギャルの仕事(🏵)ばかり。お(✒)まけに、事務所(📼)の経営が(❇)傾(qīng )いて(😊)、社長も逃(táo )亡(⏫)寸前の状(👡)(zhuàng )態に。そんな中(🔝)、売れっ(💺)子のプロ(👩)デューサーと会(🏇)えるとい(🎇)うウワサが流(liú(🐀) )れ、ちは(🐽)るをはじ(👹)め女(nǚ )の(⤴)子たち(🚑)は色めき(😑)立つのだが……(🕞)。 哔(🥂)(bì )哩哔哩拜年(niá(⏸)n )祭2011，由Bilibili主办(📛)(bàn )，由B站UP主以(yǐ )及(🗣)哔哩哔哩(👺)(lǐ )视频(🎃)部(🍻)等创作分(fèn )段视(🎹)频，以(yǐ )共(👹)贺2011年春节(jiē )到来(⏬)。 奇艺(yì )坊(🎟)马戏团在(🐸)马来西亚巡(xún )回(🎀)演出，团员(♈)们(men )偶然听说二(è(🌞)r )战时期日(🐂)本(běn )人留(🕌)下的宝(bǎo )藏的消(🙍)息。在飞刀(🌀)高手张大初（邹(🌗)兆龙(lóng ) 饰(📒)）的带领(🥏)(lǐng )下，他们一(yī )行(🔼)五人杀害(🍺)(hài )寻宝者，一(yī )心(📆)想(😄)成为飞刀行(háng )家(♎)的小人物(💶)(wù )桑尼（郭富(fù(🔏) )城 饰）尾随(suí )前(🐹)来(🕡)，亲眼(yǎn )目睹大初(🕥)一(yī )众行(🐐)凶全过程。他被迫(🔴)随众(zhòng )人(🕹)下洞，却(què(✍) )无意开启日(rì )军(♿)留下的生(🥕)化武器。经(jīng )过一(🎋)番难以想(😠)象(xiàng )的艰(🥀)苦磨难(nán )，桑尼侥(➖)幸(xìng )逃生(📮)，却变(biàn )成奇怪的(🐿)摸(mō )样。 为(🐢)寻新经，师(💜)徒四人相(xiàng )聚在(🙎)当今社(shè(🌪) )会，但他们(men )俨然己(🦔)颠(👄)覆(fù )了原先人们(🤛)(men )耳熟能详(😗)的人物(wù )性格。唐(😃)僧(sēng )变成一个孤(🤵)(gū(🍵) )芳自赏的自(zì )恋(🎣)狂，孙悟(wù(🎌) )空则目中无(wú )人(👂)，成为了天(🈺)下(xià )老子(🆑)第一的(de )角色，越来(👦)(lái )越胖的(🔗)八戒(jiè )操一口流(➗)利的东北(🐥)话，色心依(♉)旧；而变(biàn )化最(🥙)大的当(dā(🗄)ng )属沙和尚，他变成(🤘)一个(gè )不(⭐)撞南墙不(👉)(bú )回头的狠角色(🥟)。中间还夹(🍤)杂(zá )了一个机器(🥧)(qì(🎋) )人布鲁，它(tā )从里(🥥)到外、从(🔋)上到下都(dōu )是冰(🖨)冷的，因为(wéi )热了(🅿)它(🥅)会产(chǎn )生短路。西(👪)(xī )行路上(🏿)碰上(shàng )地震加海(🧔)啸(xiào )，进水(🌶)的布(bù )鲁(💳)果真短路，成(chéng )为(🦂)癫狂的疯(😆)(fēng )子，一行五(wǔ )人(💪)在取经路(😚)(lù )上上演(💸)了一连串令人捧(⏫)(pěng )腹的笑(🧜)话，使观(guān )众忍俊(🆚)不禁(jìn )...... 《北(🏂)京草原(yuá(🐹)n )》是学院派(pài )新锐(➕)导演张(zhā(🐤)ng )敏完成的首部作(🔤)品(🏌)，讲述非(fēi )洲人在(🌍)北京(jīng )的(🌿)生活故事(shì )。片中(🥎)名为(wéi )“姚明”的(de )主(😞)人(😦)公在异国他(tā )乡(✊)梦想着自(⏫)(zì )己可以和大(dà(🔤) )明星姚明(😨)一(yī )样人(🍛)见人爱(ài )，于是为(🐢)了(le )这个梦(🏦)想而不断(duàn )努力(🍌)。 一个(gè )名(⏰)叫一辉的(⬜)(de )孤儿出生后(hòu )就(☕)被抛弃到(👊)一艘渔船上(shàng )，他(🛄)随船漂流(🔞)到(dào )亚洲(🐼)。当地(dì )的一个商(✈)店(diàn )老板(💆)收养了(le )他。长大后(😚)(hò(🅱)u )他迷上(💊)了忍术，并(📯)发现自己(🖱)(jǐ )有某种忍术(shù(🐡) )的天赋。但(dàn )道场(🍚)的(⬇)老师(shī )不接受他(🖊)进(jìn )行正(🔄)规学习，无(wú )意中(🕺)他发现(xià(🍟)n )了舞蹈与(🚈)忍(rěn )术的巧妙结(🥔)(jié )合。某天(😯)，道场的老师(shī )被(🎹)一名以前(😻)的学(xué )生(🌷)所杀，一(yī )辉发誓(👂)用自(zì )己(🐿)独特的舞(wǔ )蹈忍(🤔)术为老师(🏫)报仇。 A XXX parody based on the Saw series.