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实(shí )习(💧)医(yī )生方洁（林(lín )青霞）是(💻)位(wèi )俏佳人。许(xǔ(🔌) )多男(🥪)(nán )“病人(rén )”慕貌而(🌤)来。路(🧜)一鸣（邓光(guāng )荣(😔)）真患(🤳)感(gǎ(🛠)n )冒，来找方(fāng )医生(🚚)看病，也被(bèi )当成(🔈)捣(dǎ(🎆)o )乱者(zhě )……邂逅(🌛)相识(🌚)，路(😊)一鸣(➖)(míng )开始追(zhuī )求方(🌲)(fāng )医(🕗)生。但方(fāng )医生拒(😭)之千(qiān )里。无奈下(🌪)(xià )，路(🎛)(lù )的朋友(yǒu )屡次(cì )使用(⚪)“狼来(✡)了”的招数(shù )，诓(kuā(🌒)ng )骗方(🚳)医(yī )生给路看“病(🤞)”，以求(qiú )一见(jiàn )……其(qí )中，误(🏍)会接二连(lián )三，情(🍧)节颇(🥉)(pō )为戏剧。整(zhěng )个(💌)影(yǐ(💯)ng )片节奏(zòu )明快，搞(🕎)笑不断(🎁)。是一(🔅)(yī )部十(shí )分好看(💓)的电(diàn )影。 In all likelihood, a one-off revival of Wakayama's 11 film GOKUDO (SCOUNDREL) series, which originally finish in 1974. 老夫子(🈯)(zǐ )（(⚓)王沙）一(yī )觉醒(🚌)(xǐng )来(🔰)，见(💣)(jiàn )已(🏓)是(shì )日上三竿，急(🙅)忙催(😉)醒仍(réng )熟睡的(de )大(⏭)蕃(fān )薯（矮冬瓜(🕘)(guā )）(🏘)。二人忙(máng )乱一番，便(biàn )去(💒)做(zuò(😄) )晨运。 　　在树林(🤽)旷地(💱)中，老夫子(zǐ )打出(🌊)(chū )少林拳(quán )招式，挥拳踢腿之(🎫)际，裤裆(dāng )突然裂(✏)(liè )开(🕢)，情状至为狼(láng )狈(🐬)。幸而(🌚)大(dà )蕃薯早就为(🚽)(wéi )他备(🏿)(bèi )有(🔐)另一(yī )条裤子，让(⤴)他换上，始(shǐ )未贻(📪)(yí )笑(⏪)大方。时(shí )有一漂(🥗)亮女(🏞)郎(🥏)在附(👌)近做(zuò )柔软(ruǎn )体(🛡)操，一(🍪)飞(fēi )仔对之蠢蠢(👗)欲动。老夫(fū )子立(💐)即(jí(🧑) )上前(qián )负起「护花(huā )」(🚫)之责(👋)，但(dàn )反被飞仔打(🚗)(dǎ )得(🛥)天(tiān )旋地转(zhuǎn )。幸(🛰)(xìng )好该女郎功夫不凡，将(jiāng )飞(💽)仔(zǎi )击退。 　　老(🎳)夫子(🖼)坐在公园长(zhǎng )椅(🥚)上(shà(🙏)ng )休息，无意(yì )间坐(👴)於旁一(🚷)(yī )位(✉)文弱书生(shēng )，居然(🚩)亮刀(dāo )向他(tā )行(📬)劫。老(🍫)夫子乃交出一张(🕔)五百(🚭)(bǎ(👡)i )元大(🥐)(dà )钞，书生接(jiē )得(💖)钱即(👮)飞步离去。老夫(fū(🕚) )子见(jiàn )计得酬(chó(😖)u )，开(kā(🅿)i )怀大笑，盖那是伪钞也(yě(🍆) )！岂知(🕦)(zhī )，未(wèi )几又有一(🐅)名(mí(🚰)ng )歹徒前来行(háng )劫(📔)，老夫子(zǐ )只得(dé )把身上(shàng )的(🏸)真钞交出，好不懊(⛳)丧！ 　(🦀)　老夫子前(qián )往(🏥)公司(🦔)上班，由於很多(duō(🌌) )人抢(qiǎ(⛰)ng )著搭(🔯)巴(bā )士，老夫子时(🏣)而帮助妇孺，时而(🚹)又被(🌫)壮(zhuàng )汉挤开，弄(nò(⛽)ng )得来(♒)过(🦃)好几(🎄)辆巴士都搭(dā )不(🔶)上(shà(🍾)ng )，反而闹出(chū )连场(🗜)笑话。迨去到赵氏(📩)(shì )洋(🚺)行(háng )时，已(yǐ )迟到十五分(🔉)钟，遭(👣)赵经理严(yán )词指(🔢)责(zé(🈶) )。 　　赵经理垂(chuí(🎰) )涎职员陈小(xiǎo )姐（李菁）的(🏳)姿(zī )色，特(tè )将她(🏠)叫进(🤺)经理室去，色迷迷(🚪)(mí )加(🏬)上一番甜(tián )言蜜(👯)语。老夫(🕹)子却(🈸)偏偏(piān )藉故(gù )作(🌁)梗。赵经(jīng )理怒不(🤓)可遏(📸)，声称要开(kāi )除老(⛰)夫子(🥑)。老(🚨)夫子(🈺)不惧(jù )淫威，谓他(😒)昨晚(🏗)曾目睹(dǔ )赵偕(xié(🐈) )一女子进某(mǒu )酒(😨)店，当(⚾)向赵妻报告。争持(chí )间，赵(🐃)(zhào )妻(🎌)来到，赵经理当即(🥙)换上(🔦)另(lìng )一副面(miàn )孔(📎)，对妻子谓老(lǎo )夫子如何解(jiě(🕺) )救了他之遇(yù )劫(🛄)之(zhī(🍢) )类，且(qiě )声言除给(🍃)老夫(🕋)子加薪五百大(dà(🐯) )元外，还(🙆)升(shē(📩)ng )他当主任，老夫子(🎬)闻言(yán )好不(bú )高(🎯)兴。怎(🏃)知(zhī )赵妻一走，赵(🎫)便向(😏)老(😎)夫(fū(🚕) )子施以拳脚(jiǎo )，直(🎦)把他(🗯)打(dǎ )得遍体鳞伤(🏹)，并将他开(kāi )除。 　(🍋)　老(🍥)夫子(zǐ )前往大蕃薯跌打(➕)医馆(⏱)求(qiú )医。大蕃薯(shǔ(🏟) )专医(🚨)奇难杂症，医术果(🐏)也了(le )得。老(lǎo )夫子(zǐ )身上之伤(🎓)痛(tòng )，当然很轻(qī(📘)ng )易便(🚣)被他治(zhì )好。大蕃(🈚)薯(shǔ(🙈) )且对老夫子之被(⛩)开除安(🎵)慰一(♑)(yī )番，约他同(tóng )去(👜)跟秦先生（刘陆(🐪)华）(📷)饮下(xià )午茶聊(liá(🤭)o )天以(🦎)(yǐ(🔫) )解不(👼)快。 　　秦先生年(🚧)(nián )近(❎)三十，虽(suī )对林小(🚏)姐（庄莉）甚是(🕶)爱慕(📪)，但始(shǐ )终无(wú )法追到手(🈺)。大蕃(🐭)薯又鉴於陈小姐(🏷)对(duì(🍛) )老夫(fū )子的印(yì(🔄)n )象甚佳，乃鼓励他们二人积(jī(💶) )极向意(yì )中人(ré(😐)n )展开(📄)追求攻(gōng )势，且认(🔤)为(wé(🍟)i )追女子需讲(jiǎng )究(🙁)策(cè )略(👇)，有(yǒ(🦏)u )的放矢，乃特授以(🧥)「锦囊妙(miào )计」(🙂)。秦先(⏱)(xiān )生与老夫子俱(👻)依「(❣)计(😟)」去(📹)做(zuò )，不料(liào )同告(❔)(gào )碰(🚞)壁，盖彼此之「锦(🧠)囊(náng )」调换了也(💅)(yě )！後(⬜)查出失(shī )败症结，重整旗(📵)鼓，秦(🛺)(qín )先生(shēng )与老夫(🌖)子遂(🏂)(suí )得以跟各自的(🐣)意中人把(bǎ )臂同(tóng )游(🥤). 　　一(🚒)日，老夫子与陈小(🎯)姐在(🛒)树(shù )下喁喁(yóng )谈(⚪)心(xī(🔓)n )，树上突然(rán )跳下(🙂)一位又(🏙)(yòu )胖(🚭)又丑的女(nǚ )子来(🕕)(lái )，一把(bǎ )将老夫(🐀)子搂(🍘)住。原来，那是(shì )老(🥁)夫子(🎗)的(👤)表(biǎ(🍙)o )妹，一直痴缠老夫(🚵)子，老(🤯)夫(fū )子对她(tā )非(🐛)常(cháng )讨厌。现她居(🛶)然搂(🙈)住老(lǎo )夫子，状似(sì )亲热(🚈)，陈小(🌺)(xiǎo )姐误以为老夫(🚇)子另(🌗)有心(xīn )上人(rén )，怒(🤯)而离去(qù )，声称与老夫(⬇)子的关(♋)系(xì )一刀(dāo )两断(🎡)。 　　(📻)老夫子失去陈小(🚗)姐，闷(📄)(mèn )闷不乐(lè )，大(dà(🥪) )蕃薯与(🏘)秦先(🏍)(xiān )生约他一同(tó(☔)ng )去钓鱼解闷(mèn )。没(🧦)(méi )想(😝)到赵(zhào )经理也到(🛣)湖边(🕔)垂(🚗)钓，却(🚸)遇一(yī )帮飞仔打(🍞)劫(jié(🐳) )，老夫子奋起营救(🍸)，赵(zhào )乃有(yǒu )惊无(🚠)险(xiǎ(🌶)n )。因(yīn )此，赵在感激之中，叫(🗃)(jiào )老(😡)夫子重新(xīn )到公(🐼)司去(🦖)上(shàng )班，老夫子喜(🛢)不自胜。而陈(chén )小姐在(🛅)(zài )老夫(🍆)(fū )子的「愿以一(⛏)死明(🦊)志」下，也恢复(fù(❤) )了跟(🥐)老夫子相爱至笃(📷)。 　　老(🥜)夫子(❄)(zǐ )与陈(chén )小姐结(💦)婚之(zhī )日到了，秦(🐍)(qín )先(🛅)生当伴郎(láng )，林(lí(🎇)n )小姐(🔋)作(🚯)(zuò )伴(🌘)娘，大蕃薯是证婚(📨)人，一(🌆)(yī )齐乘著一架(jià(🚚) )大花车去接新娘(⏭)，不料(⛳)(liào )一帮(bāng )歹徒居(jū )然以(💓)(yǐ )奇(🤡)谋妙计劫新娘车(📺)，因(yī(🥑)n )而引起一波(bō )三(⛎)折，险象(xiàng )纷呈。最後老(😠)夫子和(📂)大(dà )番薯(shǔ )开溜(🌅)了(le )。 江(🍒)(jiāng )湖奇侠梅星河(🉑)（王(🏺)羽 饰(shì )）武(wǔ )功(🎂)高强(qiá(🎼)ng )，其绝(⛪)招夺命流星神乎(🔮)其神(shén )，人所(suǒ )共(🀄)惧(jù(📌) )。某日，剑(jiàn )侠柳青(💈)衣邀(🤶)(yā(🌧)o )请梅(😊)星河，前去(qù )拜访(🔼)名(mí(🥤)ng )震江湖的另一高(📖)手——天魔(mó )星(🧤)花无(🔑)病（成龙 饰）。花无病（(🐼)成(ché(🤧)ng )龙 饰(shì )）武功(gō(📃)ng )绝伦(👨)(lún )，其妻花雨夫人(🏍)颇喜男(nán )色。为防止(zhǐ(🎆) )丈夫阻(🖖)挠，她在花无病体(🎞)内下(🖖)毒，毒发(fā )之时，痛(⛸)苦(kǔ(🍣) )难忍。每年花无病(🎅)须向(xià(🐡)ng )妻子(🥏)(zǐ )乞求解(jiě )药，因(🥑)此他言听计从，好(😏)不(bú(😚) )愤懑。 S13E21-26 A man accidentally runs down a young girl and has a curse placed on him by the girl's father, an occultist. He goes to a spiritualist for help in fighting the curse. Song Dea-Kwan, a young man in the country, wanders from place to place from the moment of arriving at Seoul. But as he meets a friend of hometown and lives in a house, he gets a chance of success. He meets his old lover in Changkyeongwon and becomes a singer with the help of a composer. At last, his song named of 'The day of success' is recorded with the help of the president of the company. On the banquet of his mother's 61st birthday, he wins the first prize. 理查(chá )王临(🎶)死前(🏸)放(🔛)(fàng )罗(🥩)宾汉和小(xiǎo )约翰(🏸)自由(📕)，两人(rén )再次回(huí(🏨) )到老家英格兰的(💤)舍伍(🚵)德森林(lín )。罗宾汉昔(xī )日(🙀)的情(🔤)人玛丽安对罗宾(🚊)(bīn )的(📮)归(guī )来并没(méi )有(🚣)感(gǎn )到吃惊，因为她已(🚀)经皈(guī(😃) )依上帝，没(méi )有任(🏂)何世(⏰)俗(sú )烦扰了。罗宾(🦐)汉救(🛫)下了(le )被诺(nuò )丁汉(🗒)州(zhōu )长(👔)追(zhuī(👁) )捕的玛丽安，并集(〽)合了(le )当地(dì )的村民(mí(🚈)n )对州长的暴虐发(✈)起了(🏾)反抗，最(👒)后罗(luó )宾汉(hàn )战(🕵)胜了(📕)他的(de )老敌人-诺丁(😀)(dīng )汉州长，但(dàn )自己(jǐ(🍠) )也身负(fù )重伤，玛丽安和小约(🛌)翰搀扶(fú )着罗宾(🕗)汉来(😴)(lái )到修道院上药(🈷)，结果发(fā )现罗(luó )宾汉(🚇)中(zhōng )了(📢)剧(jù )毒。罗宾汉知道自(😫)己快(kuài )要不行了(💳)，他拿(😷)出弓和(hé )箭说道(💄)：“当箭(😐)落地(🎦)的(de )时候(hòu )，把我(wǒ(🆙) )葬到(dào )那里。”随即，箭射(🔕)向(xiàng )远方(fāng )，越飞(⛑)(fēi )越(➗)高……玛丽安也吞下了(🖤)毒(dú(🕧) )药，追(zhuī )随着(zhe )罗宾(🖱)。 大宋(sòng )仁宗年间，风调(📼)雨顺，国泰(tài )民安，惟天子皇叔(🚍)里阳王赵珏心存(🦗)(cún )歹(🚩)念，勾结(jié )君山飞(❇)钗太保钟雄、黑(hēi )狼(🙏)山(shān )金(🖋)面神(shén )蓝萧(xiāo )据水旱(😦)两路，意图不轨(guǐ(🌙) )。里阳(🛶)王义(yì )子杭州霸(🅾)王(wáng )庄(⛺)庄主(📮)罗强特派庄内高(❇)(gāo )手花(huā )蝴蝶花(huā )冲(🔓)带(dài )人潜入大内(👫)盗取(🏕)金龙珍(zhēn )珠冠(guàn )待事成(📴)(chéng )之(🚦)后作为献礼以取(🦖)悦襄阳王(wáng )。 Although pretty much forgotten, The Last Round aka Il Conto é Chiuso is a good example of a familiar story made fresh by the quality of its execution, as a stranger drifts into a decaying Italian industrial looking to settle an old score. But this violent modern-day (well, 1976) poliziotteschi is closer to Dashiell Hammett's Red Harvest than the first two films it inspired, Yojimbo and Fistful of Dollars, set in its own Italian Poisonville divided between two rival gangs that he soon sets against each other. Surprisingly, despite being directed by the sometimes more adequate than inspired Stelvio Massi, it's shot with striking visual imagination and remarkably fluid camera-work from Franco Delli Colli. The two leads are impressive too, with Luc Merenda a wonderfully effective and dapper villain and undefeated middleweight champion boxer and offscreen wife-beater and murderer Carlos Monzon a surprisingly effective leading man in the mould of a young Charles Bronson.