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一(🎪)位貌似耶稣(🚩)的小(xiǎo )偷(tōu )（(🤒)Horácio Salinas 饰）(🛵)从(cóng )儿童们(🍩)的(🚰)石块击打中(🆓)醒来，与(🖱)(yǔ )一(yī )个无(😙)手(📉)无脚(jiǎo )的(de )侏(⏲)儒结伴(🍾)进入城市(shì )。城(🌝)中正(zhèng )进(jì(😟)n )行一场(📥)疯狂(kuáng )的庆典(⭐)，一些人被杀(📯)(shā )死，鸟(🔰)雀从(cóng )他们的(📉)枪口(kǒu )中飞(💽)出，大量蟾蜍(chú )穿(chuān )着印第安人(ré(🤶)n )以及欧洲殖民者的服(fú )装(🎷)在混战(😸)(zhàn )中(zhōng )被炸(🉐)的粉碎(suì )。小偷(🃏)从几个(🌫)罗马士(shì )兵(🏺)打扮的(de )人(rén )手(📋)中接过(🍴)十(shí )字架，又(⬇)被(📀)他们将(jiāng )自(🎮)(zì )身的(😅)形象制(zhì )造(🔦)成(🔒)无数模型…(⛷)…小偷(👮)在众目(mù )睽(kuí(🌦) )睽下爬上了(🎌)(le )一(yī )座(🔘)能生产黄金的(🍯)高(gāo )塔，塔内(👥)(nèi )的(de )术(🍎)士从小偷(tōu )的(🔍)粪便中提炼(📙)出了金(jīn )子。术士用(yòng )占星术确认(🥋)(rèn )了几位门徒，他们(men )是(shì )生(🏈)产面具(🙅)的(de )商人、武(🌙)器商、艺术(shù(🐯) )家、玩(⏳)具(jù )商(shāng )、(🈸)政府顾问(wèn )、(🈹)军队长(🍻)官和建筑师(⬜)(shī(🎂) )，七人分(fèn )别(🧐)(bié )代表(📖)不同的(de )行星(🦆)。术(🕢)士把这些(xiē(⚫) )掌(zhǎng )控(✒)国家的人(rén )物(🛸)积聚一起，抛(📤)弃一切(🚢)之后向(xiàng )传(chuá(🔕)n )说中的圣山(🤡)(shān )进(jì(✂)n )发寻找不朽的(🆗)秘密(mì )。 导演(🏷)：傅(fù )清华 A young model and her petty thief boyfriend find their way through the English fog to a backwoods manor in hopes of looting it. What they find instead is murder, and when the model attempts to find the house again, her efforts come to naught. 讲述了(le )两个孩子在寻(🥃)找风筝(zhēng )时所经历的(de )冒险(🔧)。 适逢(fé(🚁)ng )父亲的忌日，漂泊(bó )许(xǔ )久(🎌)的寅次(💬)郎(láng )（渥美(🥖)清 饰）返回家(🏜)(jiā )中，却(💜)玩(wán )笑(xiào )般(🐴)地(📌)大闹法(fǎ )会(🎦)。在家没(📬)有待上几(jǐ(🌮) )日(🌱)，又因(yīn )搞(gǎ(👠)o )错了满(🥀)男想(xiǎng )买钢琴(🗨)的愿望倍感(🌎)(gǎn )受(shò(👛)u )辱，转身又(yòu )踏(🤒)上旅途。这一(🛰)次他远(👏)走北海(hǎi )道(dà(📲)o )，信心满满(mǎ(🏽)n )地(dì )留在当地农家帮(🎢)忙(máng )，结果仅(💕)(jǐn )仅(jǐn )三日便一病(bìng )不起(🗨)，多亏阿(⛽)樱（倍(bèi )赏千惠子 饰(shì )）(📂)亲自将(🌄)他(tā )接回家(🈹)中。只不过(guò )阿(🍀)(ā )寅并(🍩)未吸取(qǔ )教(⛵)训(🤴)，正当他再次(😂)准备离(🥢)家的(de )时(shí )候(🌨)，他(⛱)重逢(féng )了在(🚵)北海道(🐟)网走市有(yǒu )过(👼)一面之(zhī )缘(🗨)(yuán )的茉(🏀)莉（浅(qiǎn )丘琉(🤽)璃子 饰）。茉(🎑)莉(lì )为(🎅)了成为歌(gē )手(💏)，孤身一人流(🎵)转日本各地，吃(chī )尽人(🐠)间之苦(kǔ )。如(🛋)今她逶迤来至浅(qiǎn )草，继续(xù )追(zhuī(🔭) )寻着她的梦(mèng )想，而阿寅是(🚺)否又将(🥥)(jiāng )迎来一段(🕜)(duàn )新(xīn )的恋情(🔅)呢？ In the wake of a Supreme Court decision to outlaw the death penalty, California passes an initiative that designates San Bruno island as a dumping spot for first-degree murder convicts, free to do what they like except leave. The main camp of convicts is controlled by the tyrannical Bobby, who rules with an iron hand, and the women are used as sex slaves. A.J. and a group of more free-minded murderers have escaped and gone into hiding. When A.J. and his men liberate the women from Bobby's custody, tensions mount to an all-out confrontation for control of the island. Rome, 1850. In prison, two young men, Bernardino and Mammone, condemned for murder wait their own death penalty to be executed, and pass their last hours telling each other lust and castration stories (4 flash-blacks). The first story involves a duc and a clergyman castrating themselves, while the lusty duchess and a lusty countrygirl are left alone. The second story is about a Calabrese shepherd who leads his unfaithful wife to eat her lover's testicles, supposing they were from cattle. The third story deals with the castration of a priest by the young man after whom he was lusting. And the last story is about a different sort of menage-a-trois.