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睹徒(tú(🗺) )祥走投无(❓)路，欠(qiàn )下大笔赌债。某(🚶)(mǒu )夜经过(🔓)野外，见(jiàn )有人(🧙)吊颈自尽(🐂)，想起(qǐ )传说-假若见(jià(🏥)n )死不(bú )救(💏)将可发财(🥂)(cái )…(😅)… 货车司(🌥)机小(xiǎo )文(⏱)（李灿森饰）从深(shē(👥)n )圳送货后(📴)回家，在与母亲(👱)一起吃(chī(🤡) )饭时发生意外，平时温(🚰)和善良的(🎚)(de )他竟突然(⏰)狂性(🚘)大(dà )发，活(🖖)活将母亲(💒)(qīn )砍死(sǐ )，被(👿)送入精(jī(🤴)ng )神病(bìng )院(✏)治疗，由(yóu )于其(🚂)(qí )病状奇(📌)特，医院(yuàn )邀请了著名(🖱)灵学(xué )家(👀)杨牧师（谢君(🤴)(jun1 )豪饰）为(🕴)其驱魔(mó )，终于令小文(🤫)恢(huī )复平(🤵)(píng )静；与(🔃)此同(🔽)(tóng )时，女学(❇)生阿YAN也(yě(🌽) )出现(xiàn )同样情况，无故(🍅)(gù )发狂，不(😩)停用刀(dāo )自残(🌛)，其家人无(🍛)(wú )奈，只有将其捆(kǔn )绑(🤼)于床上。电(❎)台(tái )DJ阿占(📩)（张(🔸)智霖饰(shì(⛷) )）所主持(🌜)的节目(mù )收视(shì )率下(🙏)降，他(tā )觉(🥉)得(dé )阿YAN的离奇(🈸)事(shì )件有(⛽)(yǒu )可能刺激收(shōu )视率(🏭)(lǜ )，于是邀(🔨)请(qǐng )杨牧(mù )师(🎑)为其驱魔(🤤)，并(bìng )对整个过程进行(🎨)(háng )现场拍(📌)摄，杨牧(mù(🥙) )师费(🎞)尽九牛二(⏯)虎(hǔ )之力(⏪)(lì )才将阿YAN体内(nèi )的邪(💃)(xié )灵逐出(🚡)，他(tā )还发(fā )现(🥣)此邪灵与(📵)侵入(rù )小文体内的是(🤛)同(tóng )一灵(👣)体。 一个发(♎)(fā )生(🥛)在纽约的(😵)现代(dài )爱(🐞)情神话。 莱奥(ào )内是一(🔰)个才华出(👘)(chū )众的野外摄(🐻)影家(jiā )，他(🥪)(tā )人到中年，既要(yào )忙(🈷)事业，又(yò(🏈)u )照顾(gù )孩子，忙(🔆)得(dé )不可(⬛)(kě )开交。女上司玛(mǎ )尔(㊗)塔曾经是(📯)他的(de )情人(🕸)，因误(⏳)会分(fèn )手(🍏)。莱奥内准(👆)备(bèi )重新追求玛尔塔(❕)(tǎ )。得(dé )知(🤴)玛尔塔手(shǒu )要(🏜)派(pài )人去(💅)亚马逊(xùn )拍摄(shè )野生(🐆)动物，为了(🤑)(le )得到这个(📪)难得(💧)的(de )机会，他(🦆)一方面(mià(🦍)n )大献殷勤，一方(fāng )面决(🥓)定送孩子(🛡)们(men )去夏令营。却(🖥)遭(zāo )到了(🔑)孩子们的坚(jiān )决反(fǎ(😲)n )对。无奈的(📭)(de )莱奥(ào )内改变(📻)了主(zhǔ )意(🚅)，决定带孩(🚍)子(zǐ )们回(huí(💄) )老家探望(🤙)阔别多(duō(📛) )年的(📡)母亲。孩子(🔗)(zǐ )们为终(🙇)于能和父(fù )亲在一起(🚭)而兴奋(fè(🤥)n )不已，而莱奥内(💦)(nèi )也开(kā(🤾)i )始体验到为(wéi )人父(fù(🚯) )的乐趣。一(🍂)(yī )次意(yì(🔐) )外的(🦋)旅行竟然(🎪)改(gǎi )变了(🤑)人生，这是(shì )莱奥内无(🕳)论如何(hé(🐉) )也想不到的。更(🕛)(gèng )令他惊(👂)讶的是，当他第一次为(🖐)家(jiā )庭、(🔞)亲情放弃了(le )工(⬜)作(zuò )的机(🛏)会，命(mìng )运(🍵)之(zhī )神竟然(🤹)向他(tā )露(🥦)出(chū )了笑(🛣)脸…(😵)… Al Caruso, John Gresco and Jack Amoruso are three gangsters working for the Genovese family. However, their efforts are more than headache-inducing, and when they are given one last chance: To protect the boss's aunt, she is accidentally killed and the three men are sentenced to death. They come up with a plan to sell the boss to the police and the FBI. However, Al suffers from short-term memory loss and has to be told the story by John and Jack. A lonely plumber poses as a director to meet women, and the writer whose script he's stolen builds on his ruse to get her movie made.