A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
After a cavalry group is massacred by the Cheyenne, only two survivors remain: Honus, a naive private devoted to his duty...
Married loser works at a radio shop, wants to bang the hot co-workers but they don't, goes to hindu guru who teaches him the technique of "substitution" so he can magically get to frolick with any girl he wants.
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一部“叛(pàn )逆的(⛽)青(🌕)少年电影”，讲述了一(🍎)个(🔉)(gè )16岁(suì )叫lone的少女前(➖)往(🛎)(wǎng )他(tā )的养父母家，在(🍪)(zài )途中发生了很多事..
化(🚂)學(🚡)教師陳子(zǐ )風(fēng )（(🙅)陳(🈷)厚）在一(yī )間(jiān )保(💝)守(🐡)的女校任(rèn )教(jiāo )，與(🥤)青(🛳)梅竹馬的李海倫（李菁(🥡)）(📌)共(💈)(gòng )事。陳在醫務(wù(⏱) )所(🐶)(suǒ )拾得棄嬰，後(hòu )把(⚽)(bǎ(📥) )棄嬰帶到學校照顧(🦌)，卻(🐷)被學生謠(yáo )傳嬰孩乃陳與(🍨)李(lǐ )之(zhī )私生子。陳(🔭)不(💞)(bú )但(dàn )輕鬆面對，還(🥇)將(♍)(jiāng )朝氣帶入校園，大(🤚)受(❣)學生歡迎，李(lǐ )亦漸漸(🏴)愛上陳(chén )。但保守派對陳(✅)(ché(🖌)n )之(zhī )作風不滿，侍機(🙌)剷(🗺)除陳……
天香(xiāng )公(🌴)(gō(🙍)ng )主国色天香，一(yī )身(👠)绝(🥅)技，暗中(zhōng )却(què )被人所迫(🚦)，终(💺)身只能以一身奇装(🙊)(zhuā(✒)ng )走(zǒu )江湖，而将那(nà(🍓) )艳(🔛)(yàn )绝人寰的美貌(mà(😱)o )掩(🧢)(yǎn )在面具之后。在伪君子(🛋)万(🧔)家生佛(fó )万人豪的(🆗)设(🐢)计之(zhī )下(xià )，他与天(👗)香(🐋)公(gōng )主(zhǔ )——一龙(🏨)一(🌿)凤发(fā )生了一场雾惨(🥢)云愁的龙凤大搏斗(dòu )，二(✨)人(🍖)两败俱伤(shāng )。然而回(😁)天(🎏)丹自(zì )有(yǒu )回天力(🌟)，他(💈)与天香公主非但大难(🚼)(nán )不(bú )死，伤势痊愈(yù )，且(🐷)在(💋)生死之际(jì )萌(méng )发(📥)出(🌲)最为璀灿的爱情火(💌)花(🍗)，成为(wéi )江(jiāng )湖侠侣(🌷)。灵(😢)燕(yàn )、天香公主等诸(zhū(🔆) )人(💊)(rén )的攘助下，终于(yú(🕌) )查(💖)出在江湖中最(zuì )负(💰)盛(⏮)名的二正二(èr )邪(xié(🧡) )。