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After a four month absence, Sherlock Holmes returns to Baker Street following several attempts on his life. Holmes had been away on an important assignment for the French government - recovering the Mona Lisa that had bee stolen from the Louvre. He was successful in his task and appropriately rewarded by the French but he raised the ire of the crime's perpetrator - Professor Moriarty. On the morning of his return, the Professor visited Holmes in his flat and warned him to cease or he would have no choice but to take extreme measures. With several attempts on his life having already taken place, Holmes and Watson head for Switzerland. Moriarty is a relentless pursuer however and he and Holmes have a fateful encounter at the Reichenbach Falls. Written by garykmcd
Knowing that he is about to be arrested for murder, John Hector McFarlane asks for Sherlock Holmes' assistance in establishing his innocence. McFarlane is a solicitor who was visited the previous day by Jonas Oldacre who wanted to draw up a will. McFarlane was astonished to learn that Oldacre was naming him as the beneficiary of his fortune. McFarlane had never met the man who claimed to have known his parents long ago and having no issue of his own, wanted to leave everything to him. McFarlane drew up the papers and called at Oldacre's home that evening to have everything signed but sometime in the night the man was killed and the body burned beyond all recognition. Inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard thinks he has an open and shut case but after Holmes interviews McFarlane's mother, he thinks there is something else afoot. Written by garykmcd
懵妹(⏱)乃巨富爵士之(😫)独(🐣)女，承继大笔(🚨)遗产，下嫁(jià )大滚(gǔn )友，风流(liú )成(😥)性(xìng )，情(qíng )妇无(🚦)(wú )数。扮醒(xǐng )靓(😋)妹－懵妹之表(🌪)妹，偶然机会，揭(👯)发楚原劣性，遂(👷)教(🏈)(jiāo )懵妹骗走(🦂)老(🉐)公(gōng )，出(chū )嚟滚(🉑)(gǔn )靓仔(zǎi )，一(yī(🏥) )于报(bào )复送绿(👄)帽(mào )老公戴。谁(🛍)知！滚着……新(💂)扎(🐕)师兄、龟公(🎄)、(🚭)憨居佬、咸湿(🎰)(shī )佬、放蛇(shé(🍽) )警官(guān )及黐(chī(🐹) )线佬(lǎo )，最(zuì )后(💘)更(gèng )引来大贼(💀)绑(🍧)架。
While taking a holiday in the country with his mother, Dennis hits on a scheme to impress a girl so that she'll go away on a trip with him as his girlfriend. Although he fails to gain any interest from the girl, the police take a great interest in his story. From this point on, Dennis digs a deeper hole for himself at every turn. Written by Simon Rowell
Rick is a 17-year-old golden boy whose father wants him to became a doctor like himself. Lonnie is a problematic 16-year-old girl, who has just come out from a sanatorium after an attempted suicide. The families of both teens are very close friends. Right away, Lonnie and Rick fall strongly in love for each other. Meanwhile Rick becomes aware that his father betrays his mother, so he begins to show his uneasiness at home and do odd things. Thinking Lonnie's the reason of his son's behaviour, Rick's father forbids him to see her anymore. After an unsuccessful getaway the two adolescents realize their love is impossible, therefore they decide to commit suicide. From then onwards both o their families are destroyed, and their friendship as well. It'll be hard to reconstruct the family and retrieve the friendship.
七名表面(🥐)上被解雇的女警：豪放女、女(🍰)教(jiāo )徒、爱金(🌑)、福(fú )尔摩(mó(🙌) )斯、六尺(chǐ )三(💝)、肥妹(mèi )及沙(🙃)展蟹钳，原为一(🍞)名(✏)变态色魔案(⚽)件(🔰)，在日式夜总会(🍀)(huì )当卧底，在罪(🥦)(zuì )恶城(chéng )夜总(🐝)(zǒng )会中(zhōng )第一(😌)(yī )组妈(mā )妈生(♟)QE最(🕞)当(dāng )红，时常(🐷)为(🔹)难女警们，在龙(👙)凤榜宣传夜，蟹(👤)钳命令各人不(👋)(bú )顾一(yī )切尽(🎬)(jìn )力拉(lā )票，而(🐃)QE之(🍧)(zhī )弟大(dà )支(🌙)强(qiáng )诱骗豪放女外出拍照，并露(🏃)出真面目，向豪(🥓)放女施暴，并(bì(✋)ng )拍摄(shè )杀人录(🥦)影(yǐng )带，千钧(jun1 )一(💜)发(fā )之际(jì )，群(❗)(qú(💼)n )女赶到，救回(🌊)豪(🛩)放女……
剧组(🏧)到坟场拍鬼戏(👵)，演员唐(táng )宋（(📴)萧大陆饰(shì )）(✅)借(jiè )住看(kàn )坟(🚽)场(😟)(chǎng )的莫(mò )大(🔓)叔(🤗)(shū )家里，唐(táng )宋(🛸)从小父母离异(🚐)，自小就离经叛(🚲)变，鬼迷心窍，为(♉)了勾搭(dā )上漂(🍉)(piā(🦉)o )亮姑(gū )娘会(😾)(huì(🚱) )花言(yán )巧语(yǔ )，百般献(xiàn )殷勤(🍑)，很多姑娘在他(💱)的招式下折服(🛐)。比如晚上私会(🎟)刚丈夫(fū )去世(🐖)(shì )不久的玛(mǎ(🌑) )丽(🎴)家(jiā )，糟(zāo )蹋(🚉)人(🏠)(rén )家姑(gū )娘，把(📶)肚子搞大，让莫(Ⓜ)大叔冤屈替唐(📕)宋赎钱私了；(➖)还爬树(shù )偷看(💃)女(👡)演员换(huàn )衣(🤽)服(😅)(fú )摔断(duàn )腿，莫(🚓)大(dà )叔为(wéi )此(😉)不知道说教了(😟)多少次，直到遇(🍴)到了杨贵妃（(🎞)赵(🔕)天丽饰），唐(🧔)宋(📹)的(de )花心(xīn )才彻(chè )底改(gǎi )变。对(🥪)于(yú )看坟的莫(📺)(mò )大叔来说，几(🚝)十年跟死人打(💇)交道，没有看过(📅)不干净的东西(🚊)(xī(🐐) )，也(yě )不相信(💋)世(🐪)(shì )上有(yǒu )鬼，直(🧤)到(dào )有一(yī )次(🥇)不小心踩破了(🌄)一个骨坛，里面(🔊)散骨的化身就(💙)是(🕗)杨贵妃，她知(❗)道(👊)莫大叔(shū )是个(🛤)(gè )好人(rén )，特(tè(🎤) )意侍(shì )奉莫(mò(💐) )大叔。唐宋为了(🕜)接近杨贵妃每(💽)天(🛏)晚上在门口(🌜)等(🏓)她从莫大叔家里出来(lái )献花(💝)(huā )，接(jiē )送，慢慢(🦇)(màn )的两(liǎng )人之(🌼)间发(fā )生感情(⏮)。但杨贵妃作为(🕡)阴间无主游魂(🕘)，怎(🏵)可与凡人有(🔤)鱼(🎺)水(shuǐ )之欢(huān )，天(🚰)人相(xiàng )隔，注定(💀)(dìng )他们(men )在阳(yá(🚠)ng )间是不会结合(👶)的。最后唐宋因(🌩)为(⏸)思念过度，痴(🏒)情(🙊)而死。