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笨(🎿)(bèn )手(shǒu )笨脚的拉里（王牌(🥨)接(🦕)线(➕)(xiàn )员(yuán )拉(lā )里 Larry The Cable Guy饰）刚刚度(🍓)过(🌋)他人生中(zhōng )最(zuì )糟糕的一(👱)天(🗾)，极度郁闷的(de )拉(lā )里(lǐ )决定(🚰)约(Ⓜ)上(🕛)他的邻居比尔(ěr )（比(bǐ )尔(💍)·(🤼)恩格瓦尔 Bill Engvall饰）以及从(cóng )小(🎵)(xiǎ(🛁)o )玩到大的好友埃弗雷特（(🛍)DJ·(🧓)考尔斯 DJ Qualls饰）一醉解千愁，趁(🕊)(chè(🍸)n )这(🐅)(zhè )个周末好好散散心。正(zhè(🍾)ng )当(😔)(dāng )“蠢蛋三人组”喝到尽兴的(🎽)(de )时(🤙)(shí )候，他们居然被一个军官(🍟)(guā(🍥)n )误(📲)(wù )认(rèn )为是开小差的士兵(👆)而(💞)被(bèi )莫(mò )名(míng )其妙地赶上(👢)飞(♿)机，准备派(pài )到(dào )伊拉克战(🛒)场(⛓)作(🈴)战。更离谱(pǔ )的(de )是(shì )，“蠢蛋三(♿)人(💥)组” 被错(cuò )误(wù )地(dì )空投到(🛶)了(👑)墨西哥的陌生小(xiǎo )镇(zhèn )上(😊)，三(😄)人还信以为真以为(wéi )他(tā(🤹) )们(🐥)正(🈁)身处中东，决定大干(gàn )一(yī(🤚) )场(🏀)(chǎng )。当地军阀卡洛斯·桑(sā(📀)ng )坦(🍴)(tǎn )纳(nà )（丹尼·特乔 Danny Trejo饰）(🦑)残(🀄)暴(🌪)不(bú )仁(rén )，危害百姓。“蠢蛋三(🗾)人(🌀)(rén )组(zǔ )”在误打误撞下，竟然(🗼)阴(🗣)(yīn )差(chà )阳(yáng )错地从一伙强(📍)盗(🌛)手(🍇)中解救(jiù )出(chū )了被围困的(🎂)村(🍐)民。一时间(jiān )，三(sān )人成为了(🍗)小(🥄)镇人民心中(zhōng )的(de )大(dà )英雄(♋)。 After Aditya Roy, the Assistant Editor of a magazine, suffers a heart attack for a third time, his wife, Leela, has him taken by ambulance to Mumbai's Lilavati Hospital, where he is placed in the Intensive Cardiac Care Unit. While she anxiously awaits the prognosis, she meets with the wife, Shirin, and son, Altaf, of yet another patient, Shaukat Ali, an underworld gangster, who has suffered his first heart attack. Both women are drawn to each other in their sorrow and despair knowing fully well that their spouses may not live for long, and both may not be ready to accept the changes that are yet to come in their respective lives. 阿(🚱)昆（刘德华饰）长(zhǎng )年垄(📚)断(🎢)了(💕)海洛因市场，虽(suī )视(shì )追随(♒)8年(🗾)多的阿力（吴彦祖(zǔ )饰(shì(🌻) )）(💖)为接班人，但阿昆一向(xiàng )小(📡)(xiǎ(🦈)o )心(🌹)(xīn )行事，从没透露过“货仓(cā(🎱)ng )“、(💟)加工场的位置也未见过(guò(🔉) )其(🎺)(qí )他(tā )“同事”。阿昆打算把(bǎ(🧤) )自(⛅)(zì(🚴) )己(jǐ )的生意全权交由阿力(📁)打(🏫)理(lǐ )，阿力渐渐知道了更多(💀)毒(🎟)品(pǐn )市(shì )场(chǎng )中的秘密。 某(😊)户(❄)人家的(de )写(xiě )字(zì )台上，小猪(📶)造(🏗)型(🤚)的闹钟叮(dīng )叮(dīng )铛铛响起(🎣)。另(🍊)一边的书架(jià )上(shàng )，身披红(♐)色(🏨)斗篷、拿着长(zhǎng )矛(máo )盾牌(🏫)的(🔗)猪(🍇)仔勇士兀自站立(lì )。超(chāo )人(🚉)装(🐣)扮的猪仔飞进房间，却(què )让(🔃)勇(🆚)士很是烦心，于是乎(hū )勇(yǒ(🛵)ng )士(🌮)将(㊙)长矛抛了出去，超人(rén )应(yī(🧞)ng )声(🕎)(shēng )落地。与此同时，拉链猪(zhū(😨) )仔(🤐)(zǎi )跳下桌子，笨拙地朝着另(🖨)(lì(🎆)ng )一(yī )边前进。他居然想把猪(🎯)仔(🛬)(zǎ(🚺)i )造(zào )型(xíng )的扑满里面的硬(♿)币(🎡)取出来(lái )，当然这也只是痴(🚼)人(🌴)说梦罢(bà )了(le )。这时候，拉链小(📲)猪(💂)看(👊)到(dào )了(le )美丽的猪小姐的照(🐅)片(🏍)，不(bú )禁(jìn )心(xīn )驰神往。悠闲(😟)的(🛥)时间内，猪(zhū )仔们各自忙碌(🔐)着(🕑)。 华(🧗)裔杰(jié )森(sēn )（Terry Chen 饰）和白人(📉)女(🛑)子莎拉（Jaime King 饰(shì )）结为夫妇(📶)，常(🎺)年居住上海(hǎi )。为了参加一(🗄)场(🔻)葬礼，他们(men )带(dài )着年仅6岁大(🤥)的(🍺)儿(🎄)子山姆回(huí )到(dào )北(běi )美。但(😲)是(😰)离奇事件接连发(fā )生(shēng )，山(🎊)姆(㊗)不断撞鬼，最后更(gèng )在(zài )一(🖨)个(👑)夜(🎙)晚被鬼迷住，不省(shěng )人(rén )事(🏝)。杰(🏄)森夫妇四处求医皆(jiē )不(bú(🦇) )见(🦑)(jiàn )成效，眼见儿子病情越来(⭕)(lá(🌹)i )越(😕)(yuè )重，无奈之下他们向巫医(🥪)(yī(🗂) )求(qiú )救。从巫医处得知，当时(🤹)(shí(👟) )正(zhèng )值(zhí )鬼月临近，野鬼横(🙅)行(📿)，山(shān )姆(mǔ )的灵魂被一个冤(🐂)死(🧀)的(😾)鬼魂(hún )摄(shè )去。杰森只有帮(😇)助(🍫)鬼魂们(men )完(wán )成(chéng )心愿才能(🥄)拯(🅰)救儿子的性命(mìng )。杰森只得(👿)同(🏷)意(⛹)，却因此揭(jiē )开(kāi )了一个被(💂)隐(⏸)藏多年的残忍(rěn )血(xuè )案…(👆)…(🈁) 当恒星和行星掠过(guò )圣(shè(🦇)ng )保(📗)(bǎ(🍍)o )罗的天空，播撒着它们的(de )魔(🌧)(mó(🆚) )法，男男女女都在想着自(zì(🕟) )己(💴)(jǐ )内心中的愿望。已婚而寂(📹)(jì(🎨) )寞(mò )的(de )Gil；玩火不计后果的(💫) Lydia；(😖) 生(🕐)就(jiù )一(yī )颗女人心的 Josialdo；一(🙃)心(🤫)希望能(néng )在(zài )生活中做的(👚)更(😾)完美的 Mônica；在(zài )夜(yè )间的(📀)电(🈯)台(🚶)节目中占星家 Teca 会(huì )回(huí )答(🦈)许(🙌)多匿名听众的问题，也(yě )透(🏰)过(♉)自己的问题和其他人(rén )的(🕌)(de )愿(💈)望(❓)更准确的看清了自己(jǐ )。一(🐒)(yī(💆) )点一滴，每个人的命运交(jiā(🏥)o )织(🍅)(zhī )在一起，在挣扎着打破孤(🌊)(gū(💛) )寂(jì )和寻找救赎的路上…(🗿)…(🍌) 布(bù )兰(lán )克(kè )（西蒙·贝克(🚆) Simon Baker 饰(🌎)）拥有一(yī )份(fèn )稳定的工(🆕)作(🎹)和不菲的薪水(shuǐ )，更让人羡(😪)慕(📹)的是，他和感(gǎn )情(qíng )十(shí )分要(🌀)好(🤗)的女友即将踏入婚(hūn )姻(yī(😟)n )的(🚦)殿堂，而就在这个节骨(gǔ )眼(📒)(yǎ(🚊)n )上，一封神秘邮件的到来(lái )打(🏍)(dǎ(📕) )破了布兰克平静的生活。邮(🤥)(yó(🥏)u )件(jiàn )里，除了列出了101个名字(🐿)外(🧤)(wài )别(bié )无他物，而眼尖的布(🍮)兰(😼)克(kè )很(hěn )快就发现，那 些曾经(💷)和(🤫)自(zì )己(jǐ )上(shàng )过床的女人(🚗)竟(🚵)然无一例外(wài )都(dōu )被记录(🎦)在(😱)了这101个名字之中(zhōng )，那么，剩下(📳)72个(🏍)陌生的名字(zì )又(yòu )代(dài )表(💛)了(👇)什么呢？ After Aditya Roy, the Assistant Editor of a magazine, suffers a heart attack for a third time, his wife, Leela, has him taken by ambulance to Mumbai's Lilavati Hospital, where he is placed in the Intensive Cardiac Care Unit. While she anxiously awaits the prognosis, she meets with the wife, Shirin, and son, Altaf, of yet another patient, Shaukat Ali, an underworld gangster, who has suffered his first heart attack. Both women are drawn to each other in their sorrow and despair knowing fully well that their spouses may not live for long, and both may not be ready to accept the changes that are yet to come in their respective lives. 学习之余，亚(yà )瑟(👬)（(🕷)迈克尔·安格拉诺 Michael Angarano 饰(shì )）在(⏺)一(🔅)家中国餐馆里做着一(yī )份(📜)(fè(👏)n )兼差，一次偶然中，亚瑟(sè )遇(💸)(yù(😤) )见(jiàn )了名叫安妮（凯特·(👋)贝(👁)金(jīn )赛(sài )尔 Kate Beckinsale 饰）的女子，安妮(🌎)曾(🚢)是(shì )亚(yà )瑟家的保姆，而如(🈹)今(📆)，刚(gāng )刚(gāng )和(hé )丈夫格伦（(⛷)山(🈯)姆·洛克威(wēi )尔(ěr ) Sam Rockwell 饰）离婚(♒)的(🏵)她希望能够带(dài )着(zhe )女儿过(🅾)一(😞)段平静的生活。 黑(hēi )社(shè )会(🐤)老(🍫)大阿关（梁家辉 饰）事(shì )业(💏)不(🥍)错，家庭却一塌糊涂(tú )：儿(👘)子(😵)Sid（房祖名 饰）是个摇(yáo )滚(🐵)(gǔ(🍼)n )叛逆青年，一心想继承老(lǎ(🍧)o )爸(👍)(bà )的(de )事业；女儿Sina（何超仪 饰(📜)）(💽)是(shì )宠物医生，和同事Michael谈恋(🐞)爱(🍏)(ài )，和老爸的生活格格不入(😰)。