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Arthur and Anatole are two little robbers. They want to rob money, money that will travel in a special train from Paris to Bruxelles. They don't know that other people have planned to do the same thing. The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. 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However, it doesn't pay the bills, so they offer their services to whoever needs it and occasionally get involved with all sort of adventures. In the first season, they worked primarily for Gordon, a man who used to work for the government and who's the godfather to the daughters of numerous important individuals. So occasionally, one of his god-daughters is in trouble, or someone he knew from days of government service needs something done, so he sends Mick and Joey to help them and he occasionally leaves a detail which usually involve danger, because of this they are reluctant to do the job most of the time but in the end they always do the job. In the second season, they own a surf shop in Santa Monica, and they run into people who need help or someone they know needs their help. During the third season, they closed their surf shop and were offered a job by an old friend of Mick's, who's a bail-bondsman in ... Written by rcs0411@yahoo.com 得过(guò )普立兹(✔)奖的(📳)(de )美国诗(shī )人伊(yī )丽莎白(bái )碧许，曾(💥)被(🍃)(bè(🤢)i )誉(👁)为(🏿)20世(shì )纪最伟大的(de )女诗人(rén )之一，本片(🔳)(piàn )即(🥡)根据(jù )她的爱情故(gù )事与创(chuàng )作(🌹)历(lì(🏑) )程(🍠)改(🌿)编(🙎)(biān )。为寻求灵(líng )感，伊(yī )丽莎白到(🥍)里(🍔)约探(👐)访(fǎng )旧识玛莉，认识了(le )她的女友―建筑(🆎)师(shī(🌄) )萝(🍯)塔，没想到伊丽莎白当上「小(xiǎ(👡)o )三(🎟)」(🍑)与(🗝)萝塔相恋。而这段禁忌的爱，亦激发了她(😞)源源(✔)不(bú )绝的美(měi )丽诗作。《九月的(de )某四(📊)(sì(❗) )天(♐)》巴(🤲)(bā(🍉) )西名导布诺(nuò )贝瑞多(duō )回归巴西力(😺)(lì )作(🕹)，《魔戒》女星(xīng )米兰达(dá )奥图诠释女(🔰)(nǚ )诗(🐞)人(🚮)的(🙋)(de )灿(🖱)烂(làn )生命。 一个大航展(zhǎn )的前几(💯)(jǐ(👋) )个星(🧝)期，一个年轻(qīng )的SU-27战斗机准备一个(gè )骑(❕)士的(📲)飞(🎩)机竞争。 但战斗机忘记时，爱上了(🚅)迷(🍢)人(🗯)的(🤑)(de )光芒飞机雷电，不(bú )知道它是一个真正(❗)(zhèng )的(👈)残忍和邪恶的助(zhù )理给雷(léi )霆战(🔬)机(🗾)类(☝)。 年(🤥)轻(💄)的(de )SU-27必须(xū )设法消(xiāo )灭的邪恶计(jì )划(🚌)的迅(🔃)(xùn )雷，最重要(yào )的是赢(yíng )得了骑士(😈)航(há(☝)ng )展(⛸)。 11 min