纽约州人民集体控告克劳蒂心(🅿)智(zhì )不(🏴)(bú )健(jià(🛒)n )，行为威(🔃)胁大(🐮)(dà )众(zhò(👡)ng )安(ān )全(🧠)。可怜的克劳蒂完全被(🌵)吓坏了(✒)，她的坦(♐)率(lǜ )直(zhí )言(📸)，竟被形(🏟)容为(wé(👚)i )具(jù )有(🌪)(yǒu )杀伤力，目中(zhōng )无(wú )人，于是她振(🌺)作精神(🏗)；全力(🍂)(lì )反(fǎ(🌠)n )控，一场法院(💶)里(lǐ )的(🦇)(de )审判会，与法院(yuàn )公(gōng )设辩护(📅)人员展(🆕)开精彩(💱)辩论……
清(👾)代唐山(💶)人周(zhō(🥀)u )成(chéng )，告別妻子、父母(mǔ )前(qián )往臺灣做生(🌼)意灣實(🤕)現掏金(👲)夢，抵台(🙋)後結識周(zhō(🏑)u )敏(mǐn )並(🔊)(bìng )合伙開起香燭(zhú )店(👠)(diàn )，正值(🍥)生意興(😀)隆之際卻迷(🤷)戀上煙(🤬)花女，後(🌽)來並(bì(😏)ng )娶(qǔ )了煙花女為妻。在(zài )唐(táng )山苦等卻得(🚌)不(bú )到(🧥)(dào )任何(🧤)消息的元配(👌)月里，因(🏛)周(zhōu )成(chéng )的父母相繼過世(shì(🧀) )無(wú )所(🖕)依後渡(🙀)海來台(tái )投(🤪)(tóu )靠夫(📄)君，卻不(🐑)幸遭到煙花女(nǚ )毒(dú )計所害，棄屍(shī )古(gǔ(🕞) )井(jǐng )之(🌲)內，最後(🦔)陰魂(hú(🏑)n )不(bú )散的月(📽)里，終以(🌂)附身周成手刃煙花女(🚽)報仇雪(📷)(xuě )恨(hè(🛸)n )。
A sadistic rapist is atacking female students on a college campus. The college enlists the help of wealthy record producer Craig Merkel who hires his old friend Don Potter to teach the students self-defence. Don meets waitress Eve Campo who has her heart set on a singing career, so Don introduces her to Craig. However Craig has much more than her career on his mind.
某一流企業(🌛)に勤(qí(🌐)n )める矢(🤹)野文男(🏷)は、会社では冴えない軽金属部(bù )の社(🔨)員。とこ(👳)ろがい(😓)ったんゲレ(🕙)ンデに(😧)出れば(🚨)、誰もが舌を巻く名(⛔)(míng )スキ(🍻)ーヤー(😠)である。今日(🍕)も会社(⏫)を定(dì(🌔)ng )時(shí )に上がり、仲間とクリスマススキ(😁)ーへ出(🛂)かける(👭)。奥手の(📟)文男はなか(🤶)なか女(🌙)の子と喋れず、仲間(💀)が用意(🍚)した女(♎)(nǚ )の子(zǐ )に(🥢)も全く(🕛)興味(wè(💨)i )がない(👼)。
清朝末年，世道纷乱。八旗子弟乌世保(bǎo )（(🌳)陈道明(🚧) 饰）没(🛅)能(néng )袭(xí )得(🧥)(dé )爵位(🏼)，终日走(📼)(zǒu )街(jiē )串巷，游手好闲(🍾)。某天在(💮)天(tiān )桥(🌞)(qiáo )一带，他遇(🎓)见当(dā(🙊)ng )年(nián )府(❓)上的旗奴徐焕(huàn )章(zhāng )（马和平 饰）。徐小(🕐)人得志(👰)，趾高气(🔦)扬，被(bè(🏦)i )世(shì )保(bǎo )当(⛔)街训斥(📁)，从此(cǐ )种(zhǒng )下祸端。及(🏙)至八国(🥁)联军杀(🍶)入北京城，徐(⏲)因会(huì(🎴) )说(shuō )几(🥚)(jǐ )句日(🚛)语当上侦(zhēn )缉(jī )队(duì )队长，遂公报私(sī )仇(😜)，将世保(📶)定下死(🐐)罪。乌妻(qī )四(🍔)(sì )处奔(⏩)走，令世(⭕)保(bǎo )暂(zàn )脱(tuō )一死。坐(🏝)牢期(qī(⏬) )间(jiān )，世(🎞)保结识古月(🖼)轩鼻烟(🤼)儿壶(hú(🚏) )制(zhì )造名家聂小轩。聂(niè )为免手艺失传，将(🍑)(jiāng )一身(🤗)绝学过(🍖)给世保(🏤)。不久，世(shì )保(⛴)重获自(🐂)由，却(què )得(dé )知妻子受(🍞)辱自尽(🕠)(jìn )，家破(🎏)人亡。最终他(👆)住进师(🧀)傅家中(🎈)，与师妹(🤤)柳(liǔ )娘(niáng )（李殿馨 饰）共(gòng )同(tóng )继(jì )承(😂)了古月(🌄)轩的手(🚰)(shǒu )艺……
林(🛴)秋雲，天(🎤)生一頭(🐧)叛(pàn )逆(nì )表徵的頭髮(🌉)，生(shēng )活(⬜)(huó )在(zà(🚔)i )父好賭、母(✂)纖(xiān )弱(🤨)(ruò )，姐姐(🍝)墮落，弟弟不長進的(de )問(wèn )題家庭，一心想(xiǎ(👟)ng )脫(tuō )離(🎋)這個集(🚘)他人成(🐇)(chéng )見(jiàn )於一(👾)身的枷(🌱)鎖。考上高中後，原以為(🚵)可以重(🤙)(chóng )新(xī(🦁)n )的(de )生活，不料(🙃)，滿(mǎn )頭(🎱)(tóu )的捲(🔘)髮語姊(🐙)姊的陰影，在法禁的年代裡，無(wú )端(duān )惹來(👒)學校師(🥟)生許(xǔ(👮) )多(duō )的(de )罪則(🏂)，幸而，生(🚡)(shēng )物老(💥)師了解他且多方誘導(🤜)。一(yī )日(😣)，無意間(🚈)發現(xiàn )一(yī(🔶) )株白色(🤙)酢漿草(✂)，透(tòu )過生物老師的鼓勵研究，終(zhōng )有(yǒu )所(🗺)成，不僅(🌃)對環(huá(💛)n )境(jìng )、(💝)遺傳、突變(🔨)有(yǒu )了(⏹)(le )新的啟示，更換回全體(😠)師生的(😽)諒解，終(🦍)於艮(gèn )訂(dì(💂)ng )自(zì )我(📼)。
留学生(🏜)李琪(qí(🈲) )（钟楚红 饰）独自一人从香港到纽约读(🏗)书，满(mǎ(📴)n )心(xīn )以(🚾)为接机的会(👂)是(shì )自(🦋)(zì )己(jǐ(❎) )的男友（陈百强(qiáng ) 饰(🛠)），来到(🏢)却是一(〰)位远方亲(qī(🔔)n )戚(qī )和(🗻)一位在(🕵)唐人街(jiē )打(dǎ )工的船头尺（周(zhōu )润(rùn )发(🤧) 饰）。原(😧)来自己(🏢)的男友(🌙)已(yǐ )经(jīng )移(⛩)情别恋(🌱)了，令(lìng )李(lǐ )琪伤心不已，把(bǎ(🤗) )自(zì )己(📖)关在房内。船(👑)头尺不(📒)放心前(🚒)往询问(📰)，闻到(dào )煤(méi )气(qì )味便以为李琪自(zì )杀(shā(⛑) )，原来只(🗂)是煤气(🥧)泄漏。船头尺(🔖)鼓励李(✔)琪就算(🦍)(suàn )一(yī )个人也要好好(🐱)生(shēng )活(🕐)(huó )读(dú(🏔) )书，李琪得到(🏜)了(le )他的(⬅)鼓励及(🙌)帮助，便开始专(zhuān )心(xīn )读书和工作。当(dāng )中(🌓)(zhōng )船头(📥)尺也屡(🏧)遭不(bú(⛺) )顺(shùn )，两人互(🐴)相帮助(📿)之余，船头(tóu )尺(chǐ )也爱上了李(🖖)琪……(🎟)
西南边疆某(🛏)地，我(wǒ(🕠) )武警战(🏪)士发现(🐳)了一桩重大的走私案的蛛丝马(mǎ )迹(jì )，然(👹)而，派去(🏕)侦察(chá(👁) )的(de )杨参谋却(😶)被暗害(🏔)。武警大(✳)队得知这一消息后(hò(👗)u )，断定此(🥦)案与在(☕)这(zhè )一(yī )带(🏝)(dài )活动(🌇)频繁的(🚑)“黑(hēi )蝴蝶”有关。经暗中搜寻，在(zài )果曼子街(🚉)上发现(🤵)(xiàn )了(le )一(🤹)个眉清(♓)目秀，形(xíng )迹(🤕)可疑的(😋)瘦男人啊大和随从(cóng )胖(pàng )汉(🏩)，识破了(☕)他们(men )贩(fàn )运(🌲)走私的(😉)身份。为(🖨)(wéi )将“黑(🔶)蝴蝶”一伙一网打尽，侦察参谋勤刚(gāng )化(huà(🎿) )妆(zhuāng )成(🧙)买刀小(🍊)贩，混(hún )入(rù(🐌) )了阿大(🗨)的马帮(🍷)。马帮中除秦钢这个侦(〽)察参谋(👺)(móu )外(wà(🧠)i )还有专门为(🔅)破获(huò(😘) )“双(shuāng )头(🗨)鹰”集团而来(lái )的个案股长杨洪魁。在阿大(🗜)(dà )和(hé(🕞) )同伙接(✂)上头后(💡)，杨(yáng )洪魁和(🥎)勤刚分(✌)清(qīng )敌(dí )我，与敌人展开殊死(📢)搏斗，终(❓)(zhōng )于使“黑蝴(🕧)蝶”和(hé(🏧) )“双头鹰(🐶)”双双(shuā(💡)ng )落(luò )网。
This was one of the very first VHS tapes I hunted down. Here we have what I consider the worst film of all time. Not only is it shot on video, but the editing, padding, acting, etc. are absolutely awful. There is no part of this film of any value other than the nostalgia it brings 25 years later. The cover is classic, with Ms. Alden decked out in her nurse outfit lifting a knife with a grin across her face. This is one of the very few slipcases released from Video City Productions (most were released as clamshells) and also bares the awesome “Chop ‘em Ups” logo. But what I find so interesting is that Millard was actually able to find someone to release this thing. Between the title, goofy art, and a reputation for being one of the worst films ever, this is sure to be a great addition to any collection. - See more at: