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来(📒)自南(nán )美的(🎦)马克斯·伯(🌿)雷表面上是(🤬)个海(hǎi )上贸(👮)易(yì )的(de )商人，暗中却从事军火(➿)、毒品(pǐn )、(🅾)绑(bǎng )架(jià )甚(🐟)(shèn )至强迫卖(🏎)淫等罪恶勾(🐋)当。某国(guó )接(🏚)连派(📊)(pài )出(chū )四名(🖕)特(tè )工前往(🏻)他所落脚的(💂)伊朗(lǎng )首都(⏪)德(dé )黑(hēi )兰，却(què )无一例外，皆遭杀害。为避(🌽)免(miǎn )公(gōng )开(⏹)行动(dòng )引起(🕵)国际纠纷，该(⏹)国聘请神秘(📫)(mì )的(📍)(de )杀手“骷髅13”（(🦇)高仓健 饰）(⤵)前去刺杀(shā(🏫) )马(mǎ )克斯。骷(💆)髅13本名Duke·东(🐕)乡，是一名混血儿(ér )。经过(guò )慎(🈯)(shèn )重考虑，东(📀)乡接下这个(🍑)任务，并和(hé(🤕) )该(gāi )国(guó )女(⛹)特工凯瑟琳(❓)假扮(➗)夫妻潜入伊(🔓)(yī )朗。他(tā )的(🦕)(de )行踪不(bú )久(📊)便为马克斯(🐍)的团伙所(suǒ )得知，对(duì )方相继(jì )派出瓦尔(💡)特、西蒙、(📜)道(dào )格拉斯(🐬)(sī )等(děng )高手(🔉)前(qián )来阻挠(🥛)。高手(🚚)对决接连展(😵)开…… 马克(🤟)斯(sī )（吉恩(👬)·哈克曼 Gene Hackman 饰(🍽)）和莱恩（(🤰)阿(ā )尔·帕(pà )西诺 Al Pacino 饰）都觉(🎰)得彼此相见(🔺)恨晚，因为个(🎂)(gè )人(rén )原因(☕)不得不分手(😰)的两人约定(🗄)了(le )再(😏)次(cì )相(xiàng )见(🕓)(jiàn )的日子。莱(🕋)恩是一名船(🕞)员，在(zài )结束(🚩)了(le )长(zhǎng )达七年(nián )的海上漂泊作业后，他(tā(🐞) )终于可(kě )以(🅰)(yǐ )回到家(jiā(✏) )乡，回到思念(😷)多年的妻(qī(😮) )子身(🐰)边(biān )。马克斯(🔒)(sī )是一名囚(🕛)犯，在监狱里(🌵)服完刑(xíng )的(💋)(de )他决定(dìng )开(🎑)一家洗车店，并且修复他和(hé(😧) )妹(mèi )妹可莉(🔽)(lì )（桃乐茜(🚮)·崔斯坦 Dorothy Tristan 饰(🃏)）之间的亲(🌝)(qīn )情。 Alvin Purple, the world's most unlikely sex symbol stumbles from woman to woman and job to job in this zany, sexy Australian comedy. This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before. Little Dick, the well-endowed dwarf servant of Master Limpcock is being pursued Nymphomania, an ugly witch who must have 69 orgasms to turn herself beautiful again. 中(zhōng )日(🌼)(rì )混(🖌)血少女李红(😨)龙（志穂美(🚷)悦子(zǐ ) 饰）(🦕)的(de )哥(gē )哥李(🍾)万青（宮内洋 饰）表面上(shàng )是一个(gè )所(🚭)(suǒ )向披靡(mí(🏄) )的拳王，私底(🍋)下则是香(xiā(💵)ng )港皇家(jiā )警(🍃)(jǐng )察(🙋)派往(wǎng )日本(🕔)稽查毒品的(🍛)密探。但在某(💖)(mǒu )次(cì )侦查(💱)时(shí )，李万青(🥃)神秘失踪，香港警方(fāng )万(wàn )般(🎆)无奈(nài )，派李(🐉)红龙前往日(💃)本横滨调查(🏢)(chá )。 东京新(xī(💊)n )宿某个破烂(🏉)的角(💋)落，生活着一(🌃)对(duì )姐妹(mè(🚧)i )。姐(jiě )姐福井(📯)明美（大山(✨)節子 饰）经(jīng )营着(zhe )名(míng )为(wéi )“郁金香”的小(🌌)酒吧，兼带做(🚬)(zuò )着皮肉(rò(🈲)u )生(shēng )意，其(qí(⏱) )情夫小泽健(🌬)次（(🏂)益富信(xìn )孝(🛶) 饰）日(rì )常(🏉)则担(dān )任酒(📵)吧的保镖。明(🦏)美的妹妹绰(🍾)(chāo )号(hào )“金丝(sī )雀”，智商低下的(😡)她是姐姐的(💺)(de )员(yuán )工。每(mě(🔠)i )日迎来送往(🤬)，虽在泥沼之(♓)中却(què )仍(ré(➡)ng )保持(🕖)着(zhe )单纯天真(🏍)的本性。 小辣(🍇)椒和繡花(huā(👹) )枕受(shòu )一(yī(🕐) )位(wèi )億萬富翁林某所託，飛往美國(guó )三藩(🎴)(fān )市(shì )追(zhuī(😦) )尋他的獨生(🕌)女兒林秀鶯(🤙)的下落(luò )，並(🦊)囑(zhǔ(🍐) )二(èr )人將此(🕋)(cǐ )行任務保(🚽)持秘密。抵達(😴)(dá )後尋找(zhǎ(〰)o )林(lín )女期間(🕚)(jiān )，因義助一女子免被小偷扒去(qù )巨(jù )款(🎬)，而(ér )與武館(🚋)中的教頭張(👙)得標結為好(🛷)(hǎo )友(yǒu )。兩人(🐬)(rén )終(🍖)在嬉皮士聚(❣)集的地方發(🕞)現了林(lín )秀(📥)鶯，可惜她誤(🍬)入歧途，結識了黑社會(huì )歹徒(tú )羅(luó )拔(bá(🦖) )吳。小辣椒和(⛵)繡花枕表明(🤳)來意(yì )及說(🚈)服(fú )她(tā )回(📴)港，不料羅拔吳獲(🤧)悉秀鶯是(shì(🤰) )香港富(fù )豪(🐁)(háo )之女，即與(🍶)其黑社會首(🚦)領大哥(gē )合謀，將(jiāng )秀鶯擄(lǔ )去，小辣椒和(😣)繡花枕為拯(⏬)救她(tā )，聯同(📯)教(jiāo )頭張得(🍏)標一起前往(💌)歹徒(🥎)基地……