香奈儿的秘密情史

A series of comic sketches revolving around the "mania" in people's deepest personality. In "The Elaboration", a hearse driver has his favorite hearse made out to perfection for his "clients". In "Sport" a bossy office supervisor loses a sports bet to co-workers and is forced to pimp out his wife, while one colleague decides to take advantage of it. In "Overtaking" a man tries to outrun a set of lights on a highway late at night... not realizing that it's an airplane. In "The Hobby" two best friends, Barbara and Carla, team up to find where one's husband is going to every weekend and being secretive about it. In "Advice" a bickering couple out for a drive bicker about one's well being which leads to a traffic accident. In "The Protest", Pasquale and Mario are two men who cannot seem to pass up every attempt to protest against the government from 1943 to present day 1964. In "The Antique", a couple travels to a remote monastery to shop for antiques and seek which ones to buy or leave. In "The Swear Word" Ilario Boietti is a writer who seeks advice about work for his latest book by consulting with a brash has-been author, who advices Boietti to embrace his wild side. In "The Strip-Tease" a lonely Lothario ventures to strip clubs in search of his true carnal pleasures. In "The Interviews", Micozzi is a government spin doctor who spins his tails to avoid the questions of government corruption. In "Hitchhiking", the thoughts of a off-duty policeman and a Sicilian hitchhiker whom he picks up, are displayed in this collision of cultures tale. In "Bill of Exchange" two couples, the Brugrolis and the Bonfanls, seek to out-spend the other in a war of wealth. In the final hilarious tale, "The Weekend", two thieves, Franco and Ciccio, break into a mansion to rob it thinking that the owners are out of town, only to have the unfaithful wife with her soldier lover, and the unfaithful husband with his foreign mistress, arrive wanting to spend time alone, and all parties try to avoid direct contact with the other. 故(👿)(gù )事叙述父子三鼠住在河边过(guò )着平(píng )静的生活，原以(yǐ )为(🎖)能在河(✳)畔眺望(🐣)河光(guā(🍗)ng )度过一(🤶)生，死后(🛫)(hòu )化成雨(yǔ )、汇(huì )成小流，与喜爱的河(hé )川永远融合(hé )一体(🌤)(tǐ )。不料(🌃)(liào )，东(dō(🏗)ng )京都建(🍩)设局打(⏩)算兴建(🤠)(jiàn )工程(chéng )将河川(chuān )铺成(chéng )暗渠，它们只能离开家园，展开(kāi )漫(💨)长(zhǎng )惊(🚧)险的(de )旅(🛣)程(chéng )。 匹(🚧)兹堡的(🖐)文学教(🧔)师约翰(🚾)（罗素(sù )·克(kè )劳 Russell Crowe 饰）本来(lái )有个(gè )幸福的三口之家，但这(😌)天警(jǐ(📟)ng )察突(tū(🚊) )然登门(🧦)，将(jiāng )他(😂)的(de )妻子(🚛)劳拉（伊丽莎白(bái )·班克斯 Elizabeth Banks 饰(shì )）以(yǐ )谋杀罪(zuì )逮捕(bǔ )。几(📕)乎所有(🎫)证据都(🍧)指(zhǐ )向(🦄)劳拉是(🤜)杀(shā )害(🐜)自(zì )己女老(lǎo )板的(de )嫌凶，连律师也认为(wéi )翻盘(pán )无望，劳拉(lā(🏼) )压力过(🐅)大甚至(🐐)尝试自(🤬)杀。约翰(😭)执(zhí )着(🚊)的(de )相信(🐊)妻(qī )子的(de )清白，他不需要妻子的解释，他(tā )信任(rèn )妻子，这就(jiù(🍒) )足够(gò(🔋)u )了。想要(🆕)救出妻(👤)子的约(😌)翰开(kā(⏱)i )始筹(chóu )划越狱，他(tā )请教(jiāo )曾经多次越狱的越狱(yù )专家，仔细(🤞)(xì )观察(🏞)(chá )匹兹(📖)堡(bǎo )监(🏋)狱(yù )的(🚿)所有角(💸)落，一个越(yuè )狱计划开始(shǐ )逐渐(jiàn )成型。然而(ér )监狱方面突然(😫)准备提(✴)(tí )前转(📱)(zhuǎn )移劳(🔤)拉(lā )，约(🤼)(yuē )翰的(🎒)时间，只(🦆)剩下了三天。眼看(kàn )出卖(mài )房屋筹(chóu )集资(zī )金无法实现，约翰(😱)决定铤(🏆)而走险(🐴)(xiǎn )抢劫(⛩)(jié )毒贩(📯)，这个(gè(🚞) )平时(shí )温和的男人，要为拯救妻子(zǐ )变身(shēn )为强悍的战(zhàn )士(👴)！ 老拽（(🍋)陈晓东(🔚) 饰），一(📋)个在职(🈸)场(chǎng )商(💱)界(jiè )还算吃(chī )得开(kāi )的小白领，相貌英俊(jun4 )，能力突出(chū )。在(zài )这(♒)个物(wù(🛤) )欲横(hé(🔐)ng )流崇尚(✂)享乐的(🖐)时代，放(🧡)荡(dàng )不(📗)羁的(de )老拽(zhuài )显然是一个游刃有余、万花丛中(zhōng )过半(bàn )点不(🛀)沾(zhān )身(💕)的(de )情场(⬜)老手。他(🔚)经常和(👺)哥们老(😆)莫（徐啸(xiào )力 饰）在夜(yè )店寻(xún )欢作乐，各式美女周游身边(🎌)(biān )，却(què(🍒) )没有一(🤣)个能(né(🤷)ng )闯入(rù(😿) )他的心(🚿)田。虽说早已(yǐ )品阅无数的(de )美女(nǚ )，可是(shì )有两(liǎng )个女人让他(🎲)顿感左(♎)右(yòu )为(🧦)难。一个(⛩)(gè )是清(🙅)(qīng )纯可(🕞)人(rén )的(📱)职(zhí )场新人悦儿（吴佩慈(cí ) 饰），一个(gè )是霸(bà )气逼人性感(🆗)妩媚的(🦀)女老板(⤵)采韵（(😳)孟广(guǎ(🏳)ng )美 饰）(🌍)。情(qíng )海泛舟几多年，老拽不仅面临职(zhí )场重(chóng )大的考验，也到(🎾)(dào )了该(💘)考虑上(🗜)岸的时(📜)候了…(📁)… 为抗(🔅)(kàng )日而落难的(de )东北(běi )军二0六师卫队长邓天(tiān )野，这天来(lái )到(📅)上(shàng )海(📀)十里(lǐ(🐙) )洋场(chǎ(👅)ng )，寻找被(🗜)拐卖到(👿)上海(hǎ(⏱)i )大世界春乐(lè )园的(de )妻子——著(zhe )名的评剧皇后欧阳秋(qiū )凤。邓(🥩)天野(yě(📑) )刚下(xià(🚛) )轮船，就(🌬)被人监(🍕)视。来到(🏦)春乐园(yuán )后，班头看其来(lái )者不善，指使人来围攻邓天野。邓天(🎗)(tiān )野摆(🏗)脱了他(💇)(tā )们的(💭)(de )纠缠后(💢)，来到城(🌳)隍庙九曲桥，与(yǔ )上海利得大(dà )舞台(tái )的南国歌星李秀丽相(🕵)(xiàng )遇，向(🔝)她打(dǎ(🕔) )听秋(qiū(🚸) )凤的下(🆚)(xià )落。这(🎺)时，上海(🧣)警察局的(de )探长张成远(yuǎn )来到(dào )他的身后，转眼间李秀丽已不(♓)知(zhī )去(🦃)向(xiàng )。邓(🚙)天(tiān )野(📧)来(lái )到(🧓)李秀丽(🚂)演唱的台下，看到受大(dà )世界(jiè )老板徐福鉴(jiàn )指使的一伙警(🏉)察来抓(🕣)舞台老(🎣)板邱(qiū(🎻) )致。邓天(🉐)野趁乱(🐃)(luàn )施展(zhǎn )超群武功，救出李秀(xiù )丽。随后来(lái )到福天楼，救出(chū(🍶) )被关押(👌)在此的(🌭)秋凤。警(🅱)卫涌来(🚱)，因寡(guǎ(📶) )不敌众(🚟)(zhòng )，李(lǐ )秀丽、秋凤又被抓回(huí )，秋凤为保(bǎo )贞节(jiē )跳楼自尽(🤚)。邓天野(😖)救出李(😪)秀丽后(🎓)(hòu )，发(fā(🕹) )誓要为(😒)(wéi )秋凤(fèng )报仇。邓天野杀上春乐园，结果(guǒ )被警(jǐng )察抓住。在(zà(⌛)i )遣返原(🙌)籍的火(🍲)车上，他(👯)跳车断(🤤)镣(liào )，再(🙉)(zài )闯大世界。但刚(gāng )推开福天楼的大门，就被枪顶住(zhù )太阳穴(👔)，邓(dèng )天(🥇)野(yě )与(🀄)徐福鉴(🐜)的众打(🍮)手展(zhǎ(🆑)n )开殊死(⌚)搏斗(dòu )。当(dāng )他将枪(qiāng )口对(duì )准徐福鉴时，警察局(jú )杜局长的(🧒)枪(qiāng )已(🛠)对(duì )准(⤴)了他。一(🗑)场枪响(🚕)后，倒下(✋)的不(bú )是邓(dèng )天野，而是(shì )杜局长。原来是张成远探长开枪(qiā(🎮)ng )打死(sǐ(🚊) )了这个(💩)与黑(hē(✝)i )社会勾(🎦)结的败(🔭)类，徐福鉴终成邓(dèng )天野(yě )的刀下鬼，随后(hòu )张成远使用“苦肉(🥂)计(jì )”放(🐓)走了邓(➗)(dèng )天野(🚹)。邓天(tiā(👯)n )野挥(huī(😌) )泪离开(😓)了上海，奔向(xiàng )东北抗日前(qián )线。 随着歌(gē )舞片(piàn )回潮，影坛掀(🅰)起了一(🥡)(yī )股重(💱)拍七八(🖕)(bā )十年(🚌)(nián )代歌(🔮)舞片的热潮，《名扬四海》（Fame）、《浑(hún )身是(shì )劲》（Footloose）都是其中倍(💵)受瞩目(🎩)的代(dà(🌘)i )表，现在(😭)另一部(🤫)(bù )经典(❕)《辣身舞》（Dirty Dancing）也要被狮门(mén )公司(sī )回炉了。 The story of the rise and fall of the infamous Chicago gangster Al Capone and the control he exhibited over the city during the prohibition years. Unusually, briefly covering the years after Capone was imprisoned. Freebie and Bean, two San Francisco police detectives, have one goal in life: to bring down Red Meyers, a local hijacking boss. After many fruitless months they finally collect an important piece of evidence. However, before they can get an arrest warrant, they hear the news of the hitman being hired to kill Meyers. 起(qǐ )初，我不相信是(😀)真的。我(⏯)(wǒ )以为(🍛)其他人(🧖)(rén )看不(⚽)见我是(💔)(shì )因为(🐧)(wéi )他们没有注意到我，或是因为他(tā )们对(duì )我不感(gǎn )兴趣(qù(❤) )，归根结(🗻)底，我是(👒)微(wēi )不(🥠)足道的(🧒)。直到(dà(🤸)o )后来，我才意识到我是隐形的，我的(de )确存在(zài )着，而他们却看不(🍯)见我。我(🆎)身上正(🏨)在(zài )发(🍁)生(shēng )一(🚤)些事情(⛄)…… It's a tension filled weekend for Tommy Lynley when he and Helen go the family estate to hold their engagement party. Tommy is estranged from his mother owing to the time he found her in bed with their family physician, Dr. Trenarrow, while his father was dying of cancer in the next room. He's on less than good terms as well with his brother Peter who feels that Tommy abandoned him when their father died. When Mick Cambrey is found dead in his shop in the village, the police arrest his father-in-law John Penellin, the Lynleys long-time estate manager. Lynley and Haver soon determine that the death is related to drug smuggling. When one of the weekend guests, Justin Brooke, is found dead on the estate, they realize something other than heroin was being smuggled.