一位中年的(de )情色(sè(🍼) )小说作家(🚙)爱上了一名(míng )16岁(🏳)的女学生(😗)。一开始(shǐ )并没有(🏎)什么，但当(㊙)他(tā )们(men )结为夫妻(🍉)并移居美(🎯)(měi )国(guó )后，有趣的(😒)麻烦才(cá(💴)i )真(zhēn )正(🚛)开(kāi )始。
绅(🛰)士部长赵(📅)(zhào )敏赫(🌓)(hè )。30年如一(🏉)日，老(lǎo )老(🤳)实(shí )实(🏄)工作到现(⏩)在的他离(♓)(lí )退休还有30天。从(🌻)来都(🛢)(dōu )不(🕠)(bú )懂得巴结别人(🔨)也不(㊙)(bú )关(guān )心升职的他，面(🏔)对(duì(🛄) )着(zhe )那些拼命往上爬的(de )后(hò(🚃)u )辈们(men )，只会(👚)“哎呀，哎呀(ya )”的叹息(🗂)之后被他(📓)们(men )撵在后面。一心(🗓)只为(wéi )了(🅰)养家糊口坚持到(🍼)现(xiàn )在(zà(🐠)i )的他，唯有一个心(🐞)(xīn )愿(yuàn )没(⏭)有达成，那就是(shì(💏) )成(chéng )为一(💹)(yī )个鼓(😡)手。 他(🦌)(tā )偶然(rá(➖)n )间发现(📟)比自己晚(🥒)(wǎn )两个(gè(🗃) )月退休的赵部长(🌇)具备(🏩)(bèi )超(🎈)强的萨克斯实力(🍅)，还(há(🐊)i )有每(🌾)天早上都要打(dǎ(😥) )招(zhā(😤)o )呼的警卫崔石元还(hái )潜(qiá(🤘)n )藏着惊人(🛑)的吉他实(shí )力(lì(🤪) )。加(jiā )上整(🌌)天游手好闲(xián )，严(📫)(yán )重乐天(🔰)派的哥们儿后(hò(⭕)u )辈朴科长(😞)体内竟还流(liú )着(🚈)主唱的热(🌫)血……
高(gāo )中(zhō(🦕)ng )生阿薰在(⏯)一次放(🖇)学(xué )后(hò(⏸)u )偶然看到(🧖)了学校(💹)游(yóu )泳(yǒ(😽)ng )池边(biān )的(🔗)园子，对她一(yī )见(🏊)钟(zhōng )情。也(🅰)不管自己(jǐ )是个(🙂)(gè )旱(🐌)鸭子(⬛)，阿薰当即加(jiā )入(🃏)了游(🥇)泳部。园子对(duì )他(tā )根本不(📋)感兴趣，阿(ā )薰(xūn )却并不放(🤽)弃，借了(le )辆(😟)(liàng )自行车，每天早(🗡)上(shàng )都(dō(🌊)u )去接(jiē )园子上学(✏)。渐渐(jiàn )地(🤰)，园子的母亲也接(🦃)受了(le )阿薰(😸)，这令园子十分(fè(♉)n )恼怒。阿薰(🤘)为了让(👛)园(yuán )子(zǐ(🌸) )接受自己(💠)，每天拼(😨)(pīn )命(mìng )练(🧗)习游泳。
The Carry On team again manage to find themselves in another farcical situation. This time, Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw and Barbara Windsor and the gang go on holiday to Spain only to find their hotel unfinished and practically unstaffed. It's particularly memorable for the several instances that Sid James 'accidently' walks in on an almost naked Barbara Windsor in the shower!
In a hill city of war-torn China, the American mission hospital is run by Dr. Gray Thompson and Dr. Sara Durand, who secretly loves him. Then Gray comes back from the USA with new equipment ...and new wife Louise, who is jealous of Sara, shows herself a coward in the first Japanese air raid, and wants to take Gray back to the States. Others have similar troubles; and Japanese prisoner Colonel Yasuda manipulates them for his own ends.
泰(🎦)国男(nán )生(shēng )Dak（辰(🥡)(chén )塔维·(🌾)塔纳西维(wéi ) Chantawit Thanasewee 饰）(💃)因拒(📛)绝与(😎)女友结(jié )婚而(é(🧑)r )被抛(🤤)弃。喝得烂醉后(hòu )隔天独自(🛫)踏上原先和(hé )女(nǚ )友预订(👐)的韩国旅(🚆)程(chéng )。宿醉语言又(💢)不通的(de )Dak只(🦊)(zhī )能向，只能向一(🍄)名(míng )泰(tà(🐮)i )国女(nǚ )生May求助（(❣)努娜能(né(➗)ng )提妲(dá )莎彭 Noona Nuength ida Sophon 饰）(🕶)。May有一(yī )位(🍫)大(dà )男(😘)子主义，对(🏡)她管得(dé(🛠) )彻头彻(🕐)尾的男友(🐿)金哥(gē )，这(🀄)一次是背着男友(🅱)(yǒu )偷(tōu )跑(🗻)来韩国参加好友(😚)(yǒu )的(😤)(de )婚礼(🤒)。因为漏接金哥(gē(⛴) )的电(👨)(diàn )话导致两人大吵(chǎo )一顿(🆎)(dùn )最后分手。Dak一直留在(zài )她(🆘)身边安慰(⛳)，两人一(yī )起去酒(🐦)吧，一起去(🔰)参(cān )观(guān )韩剧的(🥫)拍摄地点(🤖)。虽(suī )然彼此都不(🍫)知道对(duì(🤟) )方(fāng )的名(míng )字，但(🥗)两人慢慢(🍮)(màn )从冤(👟)(yuān )家慢慢(😑)聊成知己(🕚)(jǐ )，就(jiù(😟) )在情愫渐(♉)生之时，Dak的(🌅)(de )女友突然出现。Dak是(🏳)会(huì )选(xuǎ(🔹)n )择重新回到女朋(😹)友(yǒ(⛸)u )的(de )身(🎼)边，还是这一对(duì(💄) )熟(shú(👮) )悉的陌生人最终会终(zhōng )成(👜)眷(juàn )属。