The seven stages of woman –(🎇) seven stories about French women and love in the sixties. Childhood: A seven-year-old girl wants to know the secrets of birth. Her parents do not know how to explain such a delicate matter... Adolescence: A sixteen-year-old girl is flirting with several admirers. Her parents must help her to find the right way... Virginity: A young man wants to spend his first night with his fiancée. As she hesitates, he decides to wait just a little longer... Marriage: A recently married a couple soon find their honeymoon almost spoiled by jealousy... Adultery: A frustrated married woman takes a lover but the reaction of her husband is not be what she had expected... Divorce: A bored couple decide to divorce, but family friends and lawyers will almost spoil the love they still have for each other... The single woman: A gentle crook takes advantage of women and always get away with a minor sentence. His last victim will prove to be smarter than him...
When three bumbling conmen win a dating agency in a rigged card game they think their luck has finally changed. When they take charge of the business though, they discover that the con is on them and that the agency is in debt, the furnishings are all on credit and the staff haven't been paid! Salvation appears in the form of a millionairess client who is searching for a suitable husband and one of the conmen pretneds to also be a millionaire. But who is conning who?
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在影(🎉)(yǐng )片(🏹)里杰克·(🍃)霍肯(🍗)斯演(🧡)绎了一个(🧐)(gè )被(🎺)(bèi )迫退(tuì )休(xiū )的上校(xiào )，请一个腐败的前英国(guó )陆(🐀)军骨(🦐)(gǔ )干(🗃)(gàn )来帮他(❇)(tā )抢(🏙)劫一(📞)百万(📯)英镑(✊)——(🕑)这个冒险(xiǎn )复(fù )杂的(de )计(jì )划同时还牵扯进了军队(📈)。强大(🚿)(dà )的演(yǎn )员(yuá(🌁)n )阵容(📿)包括了英(🤜)国最(🔱)著名(📎)的演员(yuán )们：(📨)理(lǐ )查(chá )德·阿(ā )顿布罗夫, 布莱恩(🔳)·福比(bǐ )斯和(⛴)罗(luó(🐭) )杰(jié(🕯) )·里(lǐ )弗(🏑)(fú )斯(🌞)。让这(🅰)部里程碑(🐐)式的(📔)电影迅(xùn )速蹿红(hóng )并影响了以后好莱坞无数的同(😶)类(lè(📔)i )型影(⏯)(yǐng )片(piàn )。
一(🥐)老(lǎ(🧣)o )一年(💣)轻俩(🥘)男科(🥣)学家(🏥)兴奋(fèn )的展开(kāi )最(zuì )初的登(dēng )月计划（他们的飞(🎿)船和(🍿)宇航服(fú )我(wǒ(🏢) )感觉(❓)(jiào )都(dōu )是(🤽)象征(💫)性的(🖖)要真是这样啊(⭕)别他(tā )妈登(dēng )月(yuè )了，连中国古代火(👅)箭和太空摇(yá(🐝)o )滚的(⏱)戏(xì(🤹) )服(fú )都不(🎣)如(rú(🥜) )）。不(🦔)料月球上(🤓)满是(🕯)金(jīn )子ROCK和友(yǒu )善(shàn )的裸(luǒ )体(tǐ )男女。原来月球是个(🐮)首脑(🥑)是女(🍽)(nǚ )王的母(💣)(mǔ )系(🤨)社会(💟)，女多(🍷)男少(🐦)，头上(👉)都带一(yī )个长(zhǎng )的(de )像啊同(tóng )蚂蚁那样的触角跟昆(💹)虫(chó(🔸)ng )或者无(wú )线(xià(😙)n )电是(⛏)的(de )，每人只(👃)穿个(😯)闪光(✊)的小内裤大(dà(🏃) )半(bàn )姑娘(niáng )还(hái )露个屁股沟在外面(🤾)（不知道是(shì(👤) )不是(💨)(shì )因(🎲)(yīn )为找来(🧀)的愿(👼)意裸(🍬)体的女的(🎈)大部(😇)(bù )分都太(tài )肥(féi )胖身材(cái )狂烂，裤子拉不上去。。。）一(🛥)(yī )开(🍘)始(shǐ(🌥) )他(tā )们对(👙)突然(🕗)出现的两(🥡)位外(🍼)星来(✋)客(kè )很迷惑(huò )不知道他们是朋友还是敌人（一(yī(💟) )个女(💒)(nǚ )的(de )把俩科(kē(🤑) )学家(📑)用魔棒弄(🐺)晕弄(📩)到一(⏸)(yī )个石室(shì )里(🏴)(lǐ )头）女(nǚ )王就召集居民开会（他(🈵)们不会(huì )说(shuō(🤝) )话好(👱)(hǎo )象(🌋)(xiàng )都是用(📟)意念(🌖)交流(🎠)呢，其实啊(🙅)就(jiù(📴) )是用(yòng )个(gè )女的说旁白，旁边的其他男女(nǚ )就摆出(⏫)(chū )很(🏵)(hěn )傻(❇)的完(wán )全(🙇)没有(🌴)演技可言(💰)的动(📬)作(zuò(👔) )表情），最后(hòu )发(fā )现科学家很友好，就又自顾自(zì(🚯) )己的(🙊)玩(wán )去了。两位(❎)科学(🔍)家记录了(🐄)大量(♓)月(yuè(🐇) )球裸(luǒ )体(tǐ )居(🖇)民的(de )生活状况，年轻的科学(xué )家就用(🗞)(yòng )一(yī )个老式(🐠)(shì )相(😩)机拍(🔱)啊拍，老教(🍆)授就(📫)指点(📀)月(yuè )球(qiú(🔬) )江山(🍵)(shān )是(shì )的让他拍女人嬉戏男人嬉戏小(xiǎo )孩嬉(xī )戏(🍆)(xì )（(🤳)娘啊(📜)，简直是原(🧚)始的(🏓)极乐世(shì(🕸) )界，纯(🧞)(chún )真(🌠)(zhēn )到了滑(huá )稽的地步，实际上也可(kě )以说看(kàn )着(zhe )看(💥)着就(🍯)(jiù )觉得乏(🤬)味到(🦑)了一(🤭)定程度了(🙊)，有(yǒ(🐤)u )烂片(👋)之(zhī )风范，不亚(🧗)于死人的狂欢里跳脱(tuō )衣舞(wǔ )）值(⏬)得一提的是年(🙃)轻科(🥇)学家(🏷)还和(hé )女(🍩)王一(📮)(yī )见(🕟)(jiàn )钟情。女(🤭)王知(🏄)道他不得不回地球于是(shì )还(hái )是用(yòng )小(xiǎo )魔棒（(🚕)不知(🥝)道什(🍛)么烂东西(🏠)做的(🛀)(de )一棒子(zǐ(📆) )，有个(🖇)花形(🎂)状的顶部，月球好(hǎo )多女的(de )都(dōu )拿一个(gè )）一点，年(😮)轻科学家就(jiù(⏱) )晕了(🕖)。在(zà(🐃)i )返航的(de )飞(👴)船上(🌖)，年轻(🌌)科学家还对女(🚛)王(wáng )念念不(bú )忘，更可气的是他还发现他的相(xiàng )机(👐)没(mé(🔺)i )拿(ná(🚶) )。。。。。。（GO TO THE MOON AND BACK操这不(📨)是野(⚫)人(ré(🏭)n )花园的(de )歌(🌔)(gē )么(🔟)）回(huí )到科学研究室，他又打电话什(shí )么(me )的，最(zuì )后(💴)发现(🍴)在影片开头莫(🕎)名其(👀)妙的(de )介绍(🐒)他(tā(🏂) )们去(🖖)之前的情况（在莫名其妙(miào )的声音(yīn )的(de )实验室(shì(📍) )里他在弄莫名(🙈)其妙(🛳)的仪(👡)(yí )器，还(há(🕛)i )开(kā(🥠)i )个车(🚽)子(zǐ )他和老教(👪)授说话啊兜风啊交流(liú )啊还一(yī )女秘书的拿他照(🥡)片出(🏬)来看(🕯)啊看的(de )为(🌡)他(tā(🍶) )出(chū(🔌) )行很担心(🥌)）里(🔝)的那女秘书居然(rán )是和月(yuè )球(qiú )女王长(zhǎng )的一模(📰)一样(🔴)（我看了一半(🥁)就发(🚠)(fā )现(xiàn )是(🍁)一(yī(🐩) )个(gè(🛏) )女的演的，但真的不怎么样长(zhǎng )的），看着看着就变(🏇)成裸体然后又(😎)复(fù(🐯) )原成(⏬)穿(chuān )个(gè(🚥) )白大(🍝)褂(guà(🤒) )，然后俩人就拥(🌞)抱了。又开始(shǐ )了(le )和开头(tóu )一样的老男人的情歌在(⛱)月球(🖤)背(bè(⏯)i )景下就(jiù(🎇) )没了(📪)（开(🥈)头结尾就(🔮)放这(💴)个就分别(bié )有一(yī )分(fèn )钟）
麦少泉获聘为船员，离(🗯)开(kā(🦅)i )妻子戴(dài )桂(guì(➖) )玲和(🏡)侄(zhí )女少(🥁)娟出(📌)海工(🔐)作。不久战事爆(bào )发(fā )，泉(quán )与(yǔ )家人失去联络。珍不(👝)甘食贫，携娟与(🕐)(yǔ )私(🏹)枭同(🔑)居，娟自此(💇)受尽(🎭)苛待(🏫)。泉返家(jiā )后(hò(🚼)u )找珍理(lǐ )论，珍欲枪杀丈夫，却(què )错手自(zì )毙(bì )。警长(👊)(zhǎng )魏(🥌)国忠(💯)追查案件(🏗)，泉蒙(⛹)冤登(🗒)船(chuán )潜逃(🐶)。忠(zhō(➰)ng )追捕而至，且带娟上船认人。娟机(jī )警(jǐng )应变，却不愤(🎚)堕海(⛱)，泉为救娟(juān )不(🕋)惜暴(💱)(bào )露(lù )身(🕧)份。忠(💉)被泉(🎓)，娟真情打动，决舍弃(qì )官(guān )职，随(suí )二人远走高飞。