金玉满堂

西(🛅)安电(🐷)影制(📘)片厂 Dimwitted but sweet high school girl of easy virtue and the most popular boy in the school share an improbable romance. But when his buddies forget she's no longer the crew slut she once was, watch out!! 龙自小便醉心(🤧)(xīn )武术，但(dà(🖊)n )由于不能支付学费(🚏)，只好(😘)从旁(🚍)(páng )偷学。其(qí )间，巧遇(👘)一位武功高强的老叫(jiào )花(🎑)，并(bì(😥)ng )拜(bà(👳)i )他为(🏞)师，苦练武功。十年寒(🐰)暑(shǔ )，龙已(yǐ )经(jīng )练得一身(📭)(shēn )好(🅱)武功(😈)，并经常路见(jiàn )不平(🎚)，行(há(🍣)ng )侠仗义。其中一次，与一流氓(🔉)结怨(😯)。后(hò(🤘)u )来，那流(liú )氓找其师(🏊)父出(♓)头，怎料(🔻)其师(shī )父(fù )正是龙(👊)(lóng )之(♒)(zhī )杀(😻)父仇人。 ★1973 電影旬報(🔜)年度(🐣)十(shí )大(🥎)第七(qī )位(wèi ) 一个美(👂)丽的(🧚)大学(💤)生李兰姬爱上(shàng )了(😌)公园(yuán )，同样是克拉斯的伙(🔊)伴。帕(👷)克是(🏂)(shì )一(😎)名贫(pín )穷(qióng )的学生(🤙)，他参与了一名来自朝(cháo )鲜(🐢)的行(💕)(háng )动(❗)(dòng )，导致谋(móu )杀。Nanhei帮助(Ⓜ)她为(😴)她的情(qíng )人。结(jié )果(guǒ )，Nanhee参与(🕢)了(le )这(🎴)些特(⏱)工，并受到训练，暗(à(➡)n )杀(shā(👊) )了调查(📓)负(fù )责人Kim。然而，当她(➕)最有(🈸)可能(😟)(néng )杀(shā )死金时(shí )，由(🕗)于她(🤚)的懊悔(🚫)和弊端，她无法(fǎ )将(📅)其解(🐒)(jiě )雇(🤾)(gù )。她告诉金的公爵(🍁)基地的位置(zhì )，让他(tā )们(men )发(💗)牢骚(🙀)。 Country-Western Wildcats! Marsha Jordan – the first real star of Sexploitation –(😑) is Sweet Georgia, the sex-crazed nympho wife of rancher Big T. Unfortunately, because Big T is an ugly, abusive drunk, Georgia looks for her lovin’ elsewhere –(🌓) starting with Cal, the stud ranchhand, then moving on to Virginia, Big T’s daughter, who spends her days riding her horsey in the nude. Of course, since Georgia’s only Virgina’s stepmom, the two think a little down-home girl-girl action is perfectly fine, especially around a romantic campfire. But when Georgia makes it with dumb ol’ Leroy, everything gets violent. Yup, just when you think you’ve got this film figured out, an accidental death somehow escalates into one grisly murder after another. Plus: See what happens when a country singer meets a Country Hooker as Dave and his pal Billy B get detoured from a gig at a country-western bar by sexy hitchhikers Jen and Su (played by cinema sex kittens Sandy Dempsey and the legendary Rene Bond). The girls, however, are actually in the employ of sleazy Mike, The Singing Pimp, who wants the boys waylaid so he can continu polluting the bar with his prostitution racket and rotten music. But when Jen and Su end up falling for the two dumb lugs, Mike adds “strangler” to his already unsavory resume’…. So saddle up and ride with these two Drive-In classicks direct from the vaults of producer Harry Novak (Country Cuzzins) featuring plenty of sex, violence, and godawful singing! This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before. 德(🖍)文原名(míng )Schlüsselloch-Report直译就是锁匙(🍯)孔报(💛)(bào )告(🖌)的意(yì )思(sī )，顾名思(🈶)(sī )义(💕)就是一些人透过钥(yào )匙孔(🤶)偷(tō(🍡)u )窥(kuī(🐄) )别人ML，类(lèi )似德国著(🎯)名的(🐓)女生报告系列(liè )的(de )典型性(♈)喜(xǐ(🤽) )剧，诙(⌛)谐幽默、美女如云(🚺)~~ The TARDIS arrives in the year 2540 on board an Earth spaceship, which then comes under attack. The crew perceive the Doctor, Jo and the attackers as Draconians, whose empire currently rivals Earth's for control of the galaxy. The Doctor and Jo, however, see that the attackers are really Ogrons. 童(tó(➡)ng )年(nián )时(✖)代的(de )朱(zhū )青茂（幼(⏮)年：(👇)庹宗(💠)华；成年：秦汉）(🌳)曾(céng )经目睹母亲（李湘）与人(⌚)通奸(🦁)(jiān )，对(⚽)母(mǔ )亲(qīn )产生忌恨(🐟)，父亲染上重症之际(jì )，更被(⛏)(bèi )母(⬆)(mǔ )亲(🥏)的放荡(dàng )行为气死；青(🐠)茂因此(cǐ )愤而离(lí )家(jiā )，投(🌩)奔慈(🎣)(cí )祥(🗓)的吴伯母（张冰玉(🤓)）。母(🌨)(mǔ )亲(qīn )多次想与(yǔ )青茂改(😥)善关(🌦)系，但(👆)青茂却避(bì )而(ér )不(⚾)见，内(🤢)(nèi )心变(🏮)得扭曲，对女人充满(📝)怀疑(⛅)(yí )和(🏝)憎恨(hèn )，在吴伯母的(🕒)劝导下，青茂终于(yú )肯去旅(lǚ )馆(⌛)(guǎn )会(🙉)见母(🕛)亲，撞见一个男人从(🏝)母(mǔ )亲房间(jiān )走(zǒu )出来，虽(🔫)然最(🕞)后误(⛺)会化解，母(mǔ )亲却再(zài )也(👠)(yě )不愿见他(tā )...。几经波折，青(🕑)茂毕(⏩)(bì )了(🍲)业要(yào )去(qù )成功岭(🥝)受(shò(😻)u )训，母亲赶来送别，在火车(chē(🏜) )要(yà(🏒)o )离开(💽)月台(tái )之际，母亲却(🍕)被突(🦍)如其来(🚡)的(de )车(chē )子撞倒(dǎo )...。