袖珍男(🎮)子(🚄)汉阿(🏺)芬(fēn )（胡淑芬 饰）(🏣)咋听也(🐏)象取了(le )个女人名，他辞掉(🚳)令(🚖)人羡(👴)慕(🎃)(mù )的(de )公务员工作(😲)，离开女(⛄)友（何(hé )兰 饰），只身来(🎫)到北京(🙃)闯(🛑)荡(dàng )。初来乍到北京城，无(📆)依无(wú(🕯) )靠(kào )的阿芬最后(🧟)混的连(🛋)一(🐾)碗酸辣(là )粉都喝不上，因(🔰)交不起(📺)房租(zū )被房东赶出，只能(🔪)露(🍯)宿街(🗒)头(tóu )。但信心满满(🎥)的(🚀)他认定(🍞)开弓没(méi )有回头箭，在电(🏴)话(🍢)中对(🌃)女友(yǒu )谎称自己在(🛫)北京开(😣)了公司，令女友对他刮目(🙏)相(👀)看。一(🌋)日(🍳)(rì )，某公司李老板(📕)（任大(🏫)为 饰）收留了饿晕街头(🌶)的阿芬(😴)，阿(🙅)(ā )芬吃饱饭后一通喋喋(🎦)不休的(👃)(de )宏(hóng )篇大论让李(🌅)认为这(🔧)是(🆘)个可用(yòng )之材。阿芬不辱(🥒)使命，从(🍳)头(tóu )到脚对李老板来了(📓)个(📘)全方(🤽)位(wèi )包(bāo )装，使其(😁)很(🥤)快名声(🐝)在外，但(dàn )麻烦也接踵而(🥟)来(📉)，原不(🦌)知名(míng )的李老板虽(📹)说一夜(📫)风光，可(kě )原来生意场上(🧒)的债权(😽)人(😫)纷纷(fēn )上(shàng )门讨债......
米高(👥)（周文健）、宇(yǔ )扬（(⏮)雷宇扬(🕧)）(🦎)及晓峰（梁汉(hàn )文）是(🎷)电台节(😾)目爱情研究院(yuàn )”的主持(⤵)珍(⛓)，由于收听率下跌(diē )而(🦇)面(🚻)临被调(🕯)职的危机。但在(zài )节目的(✖)最(😻)后一(🍷)晚，他们让听(tīng )众(zhò(🥖)ng )尽情发(🍽)泄内心世界，结果换(huàn )来(👩)不(📱)少赞(🦁)赏，电台高层亦改(gǎ(🏑)i )变初衷(🤹)，遂把节目改为香蕉(jiāo )俱(🐜)乐部”，并(🚝)由(🆑)他们大谈女(nǚ )人(rén )经。但(🦑)现实三人却受井情煎(jiā(🦆)n )熬，米高(🍆)是(🌁)个情场失意的男(nán )人，宇(🗺)扬是个(🔟)典型不相信爱(ài )情(qíng )的(🌵)麻(🕷)甩佬”，而晓峰则是情(qí(🐽)ng )场(😷)杀手，三(💂)人的感情生活有(yǒu )起有(🛩)跌(👀)，道尽(👐)了现今男女对(duì )*与(😴)爱的看(🕳)法 。
张金胜（高飞饰(shì )）(🕖)、(🐂)马辉(🤡)（卢惠光饰）、王(🏔)(wáng )彪及(🍢)霍强为结拜好友，一起(qǐ(📴) )打劫珠(👱)宝(🎼)行入狱，行将获释(shì )时(shí(😬) )，四人却在监狱饭堂与另(⛪)一(yī )帮(🙆)囚(⛱)犯争执打斗，辉三人被(bè(💴)i )加刑两(🌲)星期，胜如期出狱。胜(shèng )前(🏠)往(📮)埋藏珠宝地挖掘藏物(🏃)，但(🎼)珠宝却(🏔)不翼而飞，遂前往(wǎng )狱中(🏘)告(🐞)诉辉(🍍)等人，三人一口(kǒu )咬(🚨)定胜独(🍮)吞珠宝，胜无可解释(shì )，唯(🥉)有(🖲)逃走(💽)。私家侦探林韻(yùn )诗(🦑)（刘嘉(📔)玲饰）为了调查珠(zhū )宝(📀)下落，籍(🆕)故(💑)结识胜，并与(yǔ )胜(shèng )一同(🤒)离港。辉三人出狱后告(gà(🤝)o )示寻胜(⭕)，胜(🔴)四处逃亡，并与(yǔ )韻彻力(🖋)侦查，发(📎)现原来辉与(yǔ )金(jīn )大枝(🛤)合(👯)谋，早将珠宝掘出，布下(🛺)圈(🚀)套嫁祸(💍)胜，于是胜与(yǔ )其他兄弟(🤲)同(🚿)陈、(🗺)辉等斗智斗(dòu )力...
在(🚳)封建时(➗)代的日本深山里, 一(yī )群(🙁)孩(🏵)子忍(🛺)受残暴和非正统的(👯)(de )训练，只(📢)为了成为S秘密致命(mìng )的(🎋)武器-- 邪(🚊)魔(🤦)间谍!他们真实的(de )身(shēn )分(🤠)从此被掩藏。 在他们的邪(👇)(xié )魔面(🧤)具(🚏)之后, 他们被教育致命(mì(📊)ng )的艺术(🚗), 间谍活动, 刺杀和诱惑(huò(🔜) )!如(💄)(rú )果他们强大到可以(👢)杀(🥑)害他们(🚾)(men )的老师, 他们将适合-- 邪魔(🔬)间(🌃)谍(dié(🕢) )! 终于他们接受第一(🌜)项任务(🚇)。从此，致命的阴谋,毁坏，残(🔐)酷(😆)(kù )巧(🌷)妙的酷刑, 残暴谋杀(🎈)-- 这就是(👔)(shì )鬼轮番!
米高（周文健(👿)）、宇(💨)(yǔ(🔋) )扬（雷宇扬）及晓峰（(🍾)梁汉(hàn )文(wén )）是电台节(🌸)目爱情(🍪)研(🐓)究院”的主持珍，由于收听(🚛)率下跌(🦉)(diē )而面临被调职的危机(📭)。但(📀)在(zài )节(jiē )目的最后一(🚮)晚(🥕)，他们让(🎎)听众(zhòng )尽情发泄内心世(🍖)界(🧘)，结果(🤽)换(huàn )来不少赞赏，电(🚵)台高层(🈂)亦改(gǎi )变初衷，遂把节目(🌚)改(😣)为香(👚)蕉俱(jù )乐部”，并由他(🥖)们大谈(🔫)女人(rén )经。但现实三人却(🍘)受井情(🌅)煎(🏩)(jiān )熬，米高是个情场失意(🌍)的男(nán )人(rén )，宇扬是个典(⏯)型不相(🙄)信(🔍)爱情(qíng )的麻甩佬”，而晓峰(🤣)则是情(👘)(qíng )场杀手，三人的感情生(⬇)活(🏼)有(yǒu )起(qǐ )有跌，道尽了(🍙)现(🦄)今男女(♐)对*与(yǔ )爱的看法 。
The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. Recommended.
A young blind woman is pursued by a maniac while staying with family in their country manor