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前松(sōng )田组干(📠)部(bù(💠) )岛谷(⚽)良一(✉)（高(👘)倉健(🍧) 饰(shì(📻) )）在(🎯)人生(👹)最巅(🍉)峰(fē(☕)ng )时选(😶)(xuǎn )择(📢)隐退(👺)，从此(📅)不问(👾)江(jiā(♊)ng )湖恩(🦋)怨，偏(🍚)居东(💡)京一(🆕)隅经(jīng )营一(yī )家饭店，并和倾慕自(zì )己的女记(jì )者仁木克子（梶芽衣(yī )子 饰）萌(méng )生了爱情。 伍德全為(😍)(wéi )人(🚰)樂觀(🥙)，不務(🚰)正業，憑著他的(de )小聰明在都市裡(lǐ )打滾(gǔn )。因欠下小旅店三個(gè )多月房租(zū )，女工林(🍃)小燕(🧀)對(duì(👒) )他其(🚰)(qí )深(🥖)表同(🔩)情(qí(👔)ng )。伍設(😡)計欺(🍳)(qī )騙(🦓)旅店(💫)老(lǎ(💰)o )闆及(🛬)一老(🚡)華僑(🐷)，事敗(🅰)(bài )，伍(🥑)悄悄(💤)(qiāo )逃(🦍)離澳(🤪)門赴(🤢)(fù )港謀生。伍扺港後，結識(shí )一失(shī )意之國畫(huà )家辛極貴，向彼獻計(jì )裝死，以騙畫商。事(shì )敗，伍與(yǔ )辛又利(🌚)用另(🥡)一機(📊)(jī )會(📠)騙(piàn )得一群顧客及外國遊(yóu )客。最後(hòu )，伍捲入「收買(mǎi )騎師(shī )」事件中，外圍公司(🏖)(sī )命(⛅)打手(📢)向(xià(😰)ng )伍圍(🎹)毆，幸(👢)脫險(😓)(xiǎn )。伍(🎮)(wǔ )醒(🔏)後只(🚪)見(jià(👾)n )小燕(🛋)獨伴(🧔)身(shē(🍞)n )旁看(🍧)護，伍(🍰)向小(🏼)燕表(👢)白一(🍠)(yī )切(⛺)，決心改過(guò )自新。 a surreal masterpiece! 《骗(piàn )术大观》，集结众多港台友好(hǎo )包括赵雷(léi )、甄珍、孙(sūn )越、张扬(yáng )、李昆、吴家驤、(📨)王(wá(😵)ng )琛等(👖)联合(📲)(hé )主演，卖座亦不(bú )俗，再接再厉推出《骗术(shù )奇中奇》，亦为集锦片。 Rome, 1850. In prison, two young men, Bernardino and Mammone, condemned for murder wait their own death penalty to be executed, and pass their last hours telling each other lust and castration stories (4 flash-blacks). The first story involves a duc and a clergyman castrating themselves, while the lusty duchess and a lusty countrygirl are left alone. The second story is about a Calabrese shepherd who leads his unfaithful wife to eat her lover's testicles, supposing they were from cattle. The third story deals with the castration of a priest by the young man after whom he was lusting. And the last story is about a different sort of menage-a-trois. Alvin Purple, the world's most unlikely sex symbol stumbles from woman to woman and job to job in this zany, sexy Australian comedy. This movie is really good, It's got the (bud spencer/piedone) vibe, but rather than being totally slapstick like his other movies it has the 1970's police/italian/drama movie vibe, with little twist and turns that they police movies HAD, and in contrast with his other movies it has a dramatic background, Obviously there are more hardcore police movies, but this is a good begin for anyone, if anyone wants to watch them all, it's half lightheart half hardcore, needless to say if you no nothing about police B-movies and you watch "il Boss" right away, you might ned a shrink to get you out of the mode. But this is really passable