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「或许得开始承(🏖)认(❤)那(nà )些令我们无(🎢)能(🌑)为(wéi )力的环境(jì(💸)ng )，我们自(zì )己也得(dé )负上责任。我(⛔)相(🦊)信(xìn )西方人(ré(🧓)n )的(🎊)生(🐌)活方(fāng )式(shì )抑制(😐)了(🌅)(le )人们的潜能发展(zhǎn )。你看本片(🏡)，应该(gāi )明白人(ré(💃)n )类(🕜)的(🍏)行为有(yǒu )多愚(😯)蠢(👽)(chǔ(🍨)n )。紊乱将人蚕食(shí )，情况越来越(🦕)严重(chóng )」 ─导(dǎ(📟)o )演(🍁) 洛伊 安德(dé )森（(🕵)Roy Andersson）(🚽) 小(🎛)禽龙阿拉达生(📜)活(huó )在白垩纪晚期，他自小(xiǎo )就(🌅)(jiù(🧣) )生活在一(yī )个桃(🍘)花(🐢)(huā )园般的小岛上(🤙)。由(yóu )一群狐猴抚养长(zhǎng )大大的(♿)阿(💤)(ā )拉达从来(lá(🔓)i )就(♓)没(➕)有(yǒu )见过自己的(💋)同(💼)类，与他的(de )狐猴朋友(yǒu )一(yī )直(🈶)无忧(yōu )无虑的生(🔛)活(🕔)在(⏹)一(yī )起。一场不(🗨)期(👇)而(🎩)至(zhì )的流星(xīng )雨将阿拉达(dá(🚃) )所在的(de )小岛击毁(⏸)了(🧡)，阿(ā )拉(lā )达和他(🏆)的(🚤)狐(🎍)猴朋(péng )友一起(🥍)(qǐ )逃难来到了(le )大陆。这时，因为大(🔇)气(🏟)变(biàn )热，水源供给(〽)越(🏊)(yuè )来越紧(jǐn )张(zhā(🤴)ng )，阿拉达(dá )他们遇(yù )上了一群正(📏)在(🤑)迁徙(xǐ )寻找新(🐸)的(🤚)栖(😞)身之(zhī )地的恐龙(😌)(ló(🖐)ng )并加入了(le )他们。于是，阿拉达和(📭)同(tóng )伴们一(yī )起(🐵)开(😘)始(🎖)了(le )这(zhè )次异常(👐)(chá(🤠)ng )艰(🕶)难的迁徙之旅(lǚ )。 You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 由于俊雄多(📱)日未(wèi )到学校(xià(🔸)o )上(🐹)课，他的(de )班主任(rè(😴)n )小(👳)林(🆚)俊介（柳忧(yō(🕟)u )怜(lián ) 饰）赶来家访，看到精(jīng )神(👆)恍(🦐)惚、举(jǔ )止怪异(🚐)(yì(🖤) )的俊雄，并获悉川(🙏)(chuān )又伽椰子对自己(jǐ )的心意(yì(👰) )。这(🆖)时他接(jiē )到佐(🧀)伯(🏟)(bó(🛡) )刚雄的电话，得知(🚐)(zhī(🥗) )怀孕的妻子已被(bèi )对方残忍(🏼)(rěn )杀害，与(yǔ )此同(🚷)时(📋)(shí(✡) )，被杀死的伽椰(😂)子(🚞)(zǐ(🐺) )也出现(xiàn )他的面前。惨案不(bú(📯) )久，通灵者铃木(mù(🌳) )响(🐦)子（大家由佑子(🍂)(zǐ(🌄) ) 饰(🍶)）受(shòu )经营地(😀)产中(zhōng )介的弟(dì )弟达也（芦川(🌡)诚(💚) 饰(shì )）之托调查(⛅)佐(🧝)伯(bó )家房子(zǐ )的(🌮)情况。响(xiǎng )子向弟(dì )弟提出忠告(👏)，但(🚠)她(tā )很快便发(📞)现(🤐)厄(📴)运(yùn )已经找到(dà(⚫)o )她(🎿)和侄子(zǐ )信之的(de )头上。另一方(🏀)面，购买这幢房子(🐼)的(🤼)(de )北(💂)田夫妻(qī )也开(🤔)始(🍜)了(🎉)(le )他们恐(kǒng )怖诡异的生活。咒(zhòu )怨不灭(miè )，死者连(🈺)连(🎚)(lián )…… 文(wén )革后(🦔)期(🔇)，13岁(🚜)的城(chéng )市女孩(🤦)怡兰看望下(xià )放到偏(piān )远山区(🧒)桃(♓)花(huā )寨当小(xiǎo )学(🖨)教(🧐)师的母亲，认(rèn )识(👜)了(😤)土家族少女(nǚ )阿桃一(yī )家，阿(🗼)桃(📛)凭(píng )借高超(chā(🗾)o )的(🚃)刺(🙏)绣技艺供养妹(mè(🏪)i )妹(Ⓜ)上学。阿桃善(shàn )良、清纯(chún )、(🏹)善良的(de )性格深(shē(♉)n )深(🧤)打(🎌)动了怡兰，二(è(🥩)r )人(🐋)如(📭)姐妹般亲近(jìn )，童年的(de )轨迹渐渐(jiàn )重合：她们(🔗)一(🌗)起看疯癫的(de )阿婆(✈)，一(🔬)起(🕘)买红鞋(xié )子跑(📩)过(guò )每一寸土地，一(yī )起挑染染(🍄)布(🏛)，一起(qǐ )经历阿(ā(♓) )桃(🍎)小妹被山(shān )猪偷(🔲)走(🍜)(zǒu )的伤痛。随着母亲(qīn )的平反(⌛)回流，怡(yí )兰也与(⛵)(yǔ(💰) )阿(🥢)桃分开。两个小(xiǎ(🕟)o )姑(🌲)娘的轨迹从此不(bú )再重合，然(😂)而多(duō )年后，怡(yí(👍) )兰(🕚)到国外(wài )工作，在(🔢)参(💡)观(🌙)一个国际民(mín )间艺术精品展时(shí )，一眼就(jiù )认(🚧)出(🌱)了阿桃的大(dà )型(🔁)刺(🏿)绣——《桃花(huā )寨(🐃)》。 Underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher Dex finds a woman who forces him to reexamine his Zen-like system of seduction. 故事发生在(zài )繁华的(de )大都市纽(〰)约(⌚)，乔(qiáo )安娜（琳达(🚲)·(🕋)汉密(mì )尔顿 Linda Hamilton 饰(shì(🏒) )）(🍿)是一名记(jì )者，自(zì )认为是完(📓)美妻子的(de )她怎么(🗳)也(🎷)想(👆)不到(dào )，丈夫(fū )戴(🍰)尔(📦)（Stewart Bick 饰）竟然在(zài )外面有了秘(🔤)密情人(rén )。一直以(🔩)来(⛸)的自(zì )信被猛然(🚊)(rá(🧐)n )摧(🐲)毁，乔(qiáo )安娜开(kāi )始对人生产生了质(zhì )疑，为了(🎢)安(🐪)抚受(shòu )伤的心灵(🍣)(lí(🆙)ng )，乔安娜离开了(le )伤(🍃)心地前往法国巴(bā )黎，她(tā )此行(🍏)有(⛩)一个(gè )特殊的(de )目(☔)的(⏫)，那就是拜(bài )访在(🏎)欧(🚝)洲被称为传(chuán )奇的极(jí )品女(🔈)人——西蒙娜(nà(🐟) )（(🤟)杰(🤞)奎琳·比塞特(tè(🤛) ) Jacqueline Bisset 饰(🍱)），向她讨教(jiāo )成为一(yī )名成(😞)功女性(xìng )的秘诀(💷)(jué(♿) )。 回到家中，丈夫(fū(🛺) )张(🖌)宏(🔵)伟反对她轻(qīng )率地离开(kāi )部队到公(gōng )司去冒(🤑)(mà(🎳)o )险，但是她主意已(👝)(yǐ(🔏) )定，应约来公司(sī(🌷) )面试。初(chū )试锋芒的她接着(zhe )就在(🌓)医(🥊)疗器械订货(huò )会(⏮)上(🔂)创(chuàng )下佳绩，遂(suí(🕧) )受(🌉)命负(fù )责西北地区的销(xiāo )售(📂)工作。面对落后(hò(🏷)u )地(🔭)区(😘)的(de )实际状况，她及(🦂)时(😢)(shí )提出举办人工晶体(tǐ )手术(💖)培训班的建(jiàn )议(🏥)，这(👔)(zhè )一建议却被(bè(🤜)i )心(⏮)胸(🏵)狭(xiá )窄的杨经理据为己(jǐ )有，他担心能干(gàn )的(🔋)丁(✍)笑青(qīng )有朝一日(🍠)(rì(🔵) )会取代(dài )自己的(⛔)位置，便借(jiè )故整治(zhì )她，将她(tā(📴) )从(🏣)外销转(zhuǎn )为内勤(🧤)。公(🎶)司总(zǒng )裁及时掌(🚨)握(♏)了情况(kuàng )，决定(dìng )由丁笑青取(➰)(qǔ )代杨经(jīng )理的(⛲)位(🔌)置(🐆)。面对(duì )整饰一新(🏬)的(🐟)经理办(bàn )公室，丁笑青拒绝(jué(🍝) )了总裁(cái )的美意(❔)，她(🔄)要去开(kāi )辟新的(🙌)战(🥣)场(🐬)，因(yīn )为她曾(céng )经是一名军(jun1 )人。