周公是个(🍦)(gè(🥂) )70多(🏍)岁(suì )的富翁，因为妻(qī )子(🆕)不(🚃)能(✌)生育，想(xiǎng )娶个年轻的姑娘(😚)(niá(🚚)ng )生个儿子继承产(chǎn )业。一次(🐷)偶(😇)然(🍙)的(de )机会(huì )他相中了一(yī(🛃) )个(🐁)名(💦)(míng )叫带水的渔家女(nǚ )，于是(🌠)买(🤸)了(le )好多(duō )时髦的东西送给(🎈)(gě(🥓)i )带(🎬)水的父母(mǔ )作为(wéi )聘礼(🎦)(lǐ(🦂) )。而(⛪)正值怀(huái )春佳龄的带(dà(🌞)i )水(😶)却(😧)(què )看上(shàng )了周的手下(xià )—(🚾)—(🗻)风度翩翩的夏公(gōng )子，夏公(🍘)子(🥅)(zǐ(💏) )以捧带水做明星的托(tuō(🏈) )口(🐸)哄(😺)住她。怎料(liào )带水举止粗俗(🈂)，品(➡)性不羁，忍受(shòu )不了严格的(🐯)瘦(💝)身(📭)(shēn )美体的训练。而(ér )一直(🔭)(zhí(💐) )暗(🛤)恋带水的(de )炒蚬(xiǎn )仔公子娇(🚙)眼(📏)(yǎn )看着(zhe )心上人执迷不悟(wù(🎪) )地(📓)做(🏴)富贵痴(chī )梦，展开了一场(🚑)谐(📮)趣(🐖)(qù )层生的夺妻(qī )大战(zhà(🏫)n )…(☕)…(😴)
Babi is eighteen years old, she is an exemplary student, the perfect daughter and, most of all, she is a romantic girl waiting for her Prince Charming. Step is nineteen and he spends his time with a group of thugs. He left home because, from what people say, he is kind of violent. He often goes about with pirate car races and enjoys himself invading his richer friends houses, where he steal things and turns them upside down…
在一个古(gǔ )朴的小镇，夜(💺)晚(😥)(wǎn )惊雷(léi )暴雨，翌日(rì )烈日(😂)酷(😁)炎(🏸)，这百年未(wèi )见的奇异天(tiā(🌮)n )气(🐴)使人们产生了是否(fǒu )要发(💬)生(🌵)地震(zhèn )的疑(yí )虑。中学王老(🏋)师(🔱)(shī(🌥) )为解决女儿暑假(jiǎ )回家的(🗂)住(😒)处正赶(gǎn )搭小棚，被镇上(shà(🚑)ng )的(🏯)甘(gān )广播看到，她又(yòu )从王(🛒)老(🤨)师(🐒)口(kǒu )中听(tīng )到"凌晨"二字，于(🏄)(yú(🔵) )是，"明日凌(líng )晨地(dì )震"的消(〰)息(💖)立即传(chuán )遍全镇。居(jū )民们(🧘)(men )纷(♎)纷(fēn )涌向供销社(shè )抢购抗(👩)震(🐇)材(😠)(cái )料。甘广(guǎng )播把明晨地(dì(🔥) )震(➗)的消息告诉了镇长(zhǎng )刘政(📶)府(📦)，奇(qí )异的天气使镇长警觉(🔒)(jià(💻)o )，他(🖐)仿佛已(yǐ )经看(kàn )到了将要(⏬)发(🤭)生的(de )一切，决定来临(lín )防震(🛄)抗(😲)震的第一(yī )线--供销社。供销(🚏)(xiā(👗)o )社(🚸)内(nèi )，本镇的要(yào )员们(men )--余供(📔)销(💣)、陈(chén )邮电(diàn )、李银行、(🍭)张(🏟)供(gòng )电正起劲地(dì )玩着(zhe )麻(🚀)将(🍢)，刘政府突(tū )然出现使他(tā(🌑) )们(🛎)十(👍)(shí )分尴(gān )魀。陈邮电(diàn )回所(🖕)布(📕)置工(gōng )作；李银(yín )行返社(🔻)对(👑)部(bù )下紧急动员；张供电(🤛)(dià(🚡)n )跑(🎲)回家清查(chá )妻子开的小店(🚓)中(🔡)煤油(yóu )、蜡烛的库(kù )存情(🖤)(qí(🔽)ng )况，命儿子速去(qù )邻村抢购(⏳)；(➿)刘(🚢)政(zhèng )府赶赴百里之外(wài )的(🤹)县(🏜)里"汇报"情况(kuàng )；善(shàn )良的(⚪)徐(🕡)粮站(zhàn )闻讯(xùn )后，为解决(jué(🕸) )群(👛)众(zhòng )饥苦，连夜组织(zhī )人力(⏱)赶(🎑)烙(⛩)了(le )几万(wàn )张大饼。一对青(qī(🚰)ng )年(🌪)正在举行(háng )婚礼(lǐ )，主(zhǔ )婚(🚕)人(🐎)镇派出(chū )所所长傅政(zhèng )法(🍌)喝(🥦)得(🏙)酩(mǐng )酊大醉，昏(hūn )睡在新房(🔯)中(🤰)。地震的(de )消息传来，婚宴上的(🎖)喜(🦐)气一扫而(ér )光。失态的(de )人们(🐸)(men )砸(😂)开(💎)关闭的店门(mén )疯狂地抢夺(👄)着(🕹)一(yī )切食品，张供电(diàn )帮妻(⏰)子(👺)卖煤油、蜡烛(zhú )心喜面悦(🧥)。钟(🚓)志(zhì )敲响7下，人(rén )们潮(cháo )水(💦)般(🥗)涌(🗯)向郊外防(fáng )震棚，小镇(zhèn )一(👝)片(🚈)(piàn )混乱，忠厚的镇(zhèn )治保主(🗨)任(☝)雷(léi )大汉(hàn )亲自(zì )留镇清(💰)查(🖖)。钟(💍)声敲响了(le )10下，傅政(zhèng )法渐渐(🕒)苏(🕳)醒(xǐng )，当他得知地震消息(xī(🗓) )，立(🎚)即召开(kāi )紧急会议，自命为(🐫)抗(😐)(kà(📯)ng )震领导小组(zǔ )组长(zhǎng )。钟声(🐵)敲(📝)响了12下(xià )，吓破了胆的苦(kǔ(🐞) )广(😂)播忘记颂第一(yī )号紧急通(🐺)知(🍀)而错(cuò )发了(le )警报，引起(qǐ )一(🗒)场(💒)(chǎ(😶)ng )极度混乱，踩伤(shāng )者不计其(😇)数(🔓)……而本镇的要(yào )员们(men )却(🥂)全(🕹)副武装地坚(jiān )守岗位，等(dě(🔏)ng )待(🎚)着(㊙)(zhe )地震(zhèn )的到来。时(shí )光沈缓(🍱)地(♋)流(liú )逝，黎明(míng )在安详宁静(🙈)(jì(🆑)ng )中悄然到来……小镇(zhèn )这(😄)场(🌳)人(🌨)为的(de )"地震"耗费巨额10万元，不(🤛)亚(🎯)于经历(lì )了一(yī )次真正的(🔩)地(💹)震。
17岁女孩海莉（梅(méi )西·(🚝)帕(👨)瑞格兰 Missy Peregrym 饰(shì )）的消极个性(😈)让(🧢)(rà(🔤)ng )家人(rén )十分的头痛(tòng )，曾(cé(🍐)ng )经(☝)是一名优(yōu )秀体(tǐ )操运动(🐺)员(⤴)的她由(yóu )于发现了母(mǔ )亲(💗)和(〰)(hé(🕊) )教练之间的奸情(qíng )而放弃(📲)了(🐉)体(tǐ )操从(cóng )此一(yī )蹶不振(📵)。海(👌)(hǎi )莉的叛逆逐(zhú )步升级终(🎀)(zhō(🚼)ng )于(📿)触碰到了(le )法律的高压线，被(🏩)控(😚)(kòng )告破坏财物(wù )的她被迫(🌯)进(💉)入了一间(jiān )管理及其严(yá(⏱)n )厉(🕳)的(de )体操学院里改过(guò )自新(⏱)。
被(🕌)妻(⏳)子抛(pāo )弃的痛苦让警察(chá(👼) )弗(🐦)兰克（阿尔·帕西(xī )诺 Al Pacino 饰(📆)）(➰)陷入(rù )了痛(tòng )苦的深渊无(🐕)(wú(🚳) )法(📰)自(zì )拔，每日，只有(yǒu )尼古丁(🥍)与(🆔)酒(jiǔ )精才(cái )能够给予他救(🍥)赎(🐛)(shú )。一宗谋杀(shā )案的(de )发生(shē(🏉)ng )打(📞)破(🍅)了城市(shì )的平静，弗(fú )兰克(😐)和(🎞)搭(dā )档舍曼（约(yuē )翰·古(🔌)德(🍆)曼 John Goodman 饰）负责(zé )此案。通过(guò(📉) )种(🛳)种调查，弗兰克发(fā )现凶手(⚾)是(📍)一(🙎)(yī )名女(nǚ )子，她通过报纸(zhǐ(🔷) )上(⏱)的征友启事寻(xún )找猎物，之(🤥)后(🎇)残(cán )忍的将他们杀害(hài )。
故(🚜)(gù(✡) )事(🌍)发生在罗(luó )马帝(dì )国崛起(❔)的(💲)时(shí )期，彼时，大西洋沿(yán )岸(🍸)已(🕚)经尽数(shù )被强(qiáng )悍的罗马(🐕)军(🦏)队(🏵)占(zhàn )领，只剩下(xià )一个(gè )小(🍾)小(🍺)(xiǎo )的高卢村庄(zhuāng )还在顽强(🏝)的(🗄)(de )抵抗着侵(qīn )略。阿斯克(kè )（(💑)何(🔯)热·卡尔 Roger Carel 配音）和欧贝里(🎃)克(😸)(kè(🏁) )斯（Jacques Frantz 配音）是居住在(zài )此(☕)的(🕋)两个名不见(jiàn )经传的小人(💆)物(🐞)，而他们即将要完(wán )成一个(🔽)伟(🐃)大(🔋)的任(rèn )务，那就是拯救(jiù )被(🚙)敌(❄)(dí )方绑架的古巨立(lì )克斯(🥐)（(🎣)洛兰(lán )特·道驰 Lorànt Deutsch 配音）(😮)。
Phillip and Dieter nearly suffocate hiding their sexual identity in the face of puritanical small town values. Joined by a mysterious German relative, the three misfits escape to the big city searching for a place to belong.
Babi is eighteen years old, she is an exemplary student, the perfect daughter and, most of all, she is a romantic girl waiting for her Prince Charming. Step is nineteen and he spends his time with a group of thugs. He left home because, from what people say, he is kind of violent. He often goes about with pirate car races and enjoys himself invading his richer friends houses, where he steal things and turns them upside down…(🆙)
任(➿)职于金(jīn )融机(jī )构的周定(📌)发(👑)（周(zhōu )润发 饰）。他分别认(👃)(rè(♐)n )识了做空姐(jiě )的Sally（叶倩文(🎚) 饰(🍖)）跟开(kāi )时装店的祖(zǔ )儿(👙)（(📐)王(🚅)祖贤 饰）。周(zhōu )定发面对两(🤩)(liǎ(🐫)ng )位天姿国色都无法下(xià )决(✌)定(🍾)，难舍其一(yī )，于是分别在英(🥘)(yī(🐜)ng )国(Ⓜ)及法国跟两女(nǚ )子结(jié )婚(👄)。婚(🏟)后他(tā )们回到香港，周(zhōu )定(😅)发(✨)(fā )在好友志雄（李(lǐ )子雄(🔙) 饰(🍕)）(Ⓜ)的(de )帮助(zhù )下努力周旋与两(👂)(liǎ(💴)ng )个老婆之间(jiān )，笑(xiào )料百出(🕸)。可(😛)是事(shì )情到了后来(lái )都是(🐪)让(🚬)两(liǎng )个老婆知道(dào )了真相(🔧)，Sally与(🎭)祖(🐛)儿气愤(fèn )不已，打算(suàn )联合(💦)起(👡)来报复周定发(fā )。
A London cab driver gets mixed up with a criminal gang and sets out to expose the group and its leader for what they are.