After their parents divorce, one daughter lives with her mother in England while the other lives with her father in Portugal. After the untimely death of her mother, the one daughter stands to inherit a large sum of money and also a number of documents containing information that will incriminate her father, who was a crooked judge. While her father wants the documents, her sister wants the money and they will each stop at nothing, even murder, to get what they want.
Married loser works at a radio shop, wants to bang the hot co-workers but they don't, goes to hindu guru who teaches him the technique of "substitution" so he can magically get to frolick with any girl he wants.
Serge Mouret is a frail and devout young priest in a tough country parish. When he falls down and loses his memory, he is nursed back to health by Albine, the beautiful carefree niece of the outspoken atheist Jeanbernat. After Serge and Albine fall in love, Serge recovers his memory and realizes the grave sin he has committed.
新月の夜、美人画の絵師・菊川栄(róng )斎（金(jīn )田(⛹)竜(néng )之(zhī )介）は(🌺)ど(🕖)この誰ともわ(🍓)か(❓)らなぬ者から(📣)、(💠)夕(xī )げの宴に(🗃)招(🌔)かれた。若い娘(🔹)を(🧘)ともなって来(🐚)て(🏮)くれとの使い(🎫)の(🚔)男の言葉に、(🥀)栄(🕴)斎は居合(hé )わ(🧟)せ(♓)た水茶(chá )屋の(🤵)女(👬)お仙（小磯マ(🥡)リ(🆗)）を連れて迎(🎩)えの駕籠(lóng )に乗る。着いたところは玉虫色に輝く唐(táng )風の屋敷。そこで栄斎はこの世のもの(🛏)と(📌)は思(sī )えない(🕔)美(🌕)味を味わうの(💨)だ(😘)った。
The prologue shows the burning of a witch (pretty explicit considering this is a comedy) who curses the descendants of her judge and prosecutor while at the stake.
来自“灰姑(💟)(gū(🤮) )娘(niáng )”的(de )作(zuò )者(🐘)，找(⛵)带得上戒指的(🙆)姑(📡)娘根本就是灰(🍪)(huī(🆙) )姑(gū )娘的(de )另(lì(🥇)ng )一(🌟)个版本。荒唐的(👈)国(🥘)王要娶自己的(🛏)女(🐸)儿(ér )为妻(qī )，在(❇)仙(🌷)(xiān )女的帮助下(🔗)美丽的公主披上(🚴)驴皮化(huà )装逃(táo )走(zǒu )……