战(zhàn )后的(☔)柏(bǎi )林，一群当(dā(✳)ng )初的(de )小伙伴在街(🐥)(jiē )头(🤰)再次相遇(yù(🦆) )时怒(🚟)火爆发(fā )了(🧟)，混杂(🦁)着旧日的爱恨情(😬)仇
抗日战争时期(🚙)，鬼子(📡)在(zài )东北(bě(⏪)i )一个(🧟)叫(jiào )大西(xī(🚫) )洼的(🔍)小(xiǎo )村庄(zhuā(😗)ng )加紧(🛑)搜(sōu )集粮(liá(👀)ng )食，一(💇)(yī )个名(míng )叫小虎(👠)子的(de )孩子因为捡(👱)(jiǎn )拾鬼子遗洒(sǎ(⛑) )的粮食遭鬼子枪(🐰)击身亡。小虎子的(➕)死在大西洼的乡(🏅)亲们中激起(qǐ )极(🤸)大(dà )的民愤(fèn )，加(🏿)(jiā )上鬼子(zǐ )肆意(🏪)(yì )搜(🍮)集粮(liáng )食，给(👻)民众(🍿)带来(lái )饥荒(🍲)，大西(🙇)(xī )洼的乡亲们(men )纷(🤥)纷拿起铁锹、斧(Ⓜ)头等(⛽)农具，准备抢(📞)劫鬼(💏)子设在刘德(🥄)一家(👘)的军(jun1 )粮库(kù(⛄) )。
OH Sung-chul does manual labor and spends the cold winter in a low-rise apartment building scheduled for demolition. He has a sexual disability and an obsessive compulsive disorder, so he wears an electronic anklet and tries desperately to suppress his desires. He gets a job as a cab driver and finds himself drawn to a 9-year-old who collects waste paper in the neighborhood. KIM Hyoung-do, a publisher whose soul was destroyed when he lost his child to OH Sung-chul, spots OH Sung-chul and follows him, bent on revenge. One day, KIM Hyoung-do witnesses OH Sung-chul’s desperate attempt to hang himself.
When the villagers killed Constantin Tirescu, they thought it was justice. Vlad Cozma thinks it was murder. Now Constantin thinks pickles might go nice with blood.
天(🛬)(tiān )正9年(nián )、(🥂)忍び(🕓)の集(jí )団・伊(yī(🈺) )賀の国は織(zhī )田(🥃)信(xìn )長と甲賀の(😬)大軍に攻め入ら(🤵)れ、苦(kǔ )戦を強(🍹)いられていた。敵(👞)は伊賀に密偵を(🏼)放つが、伊賀の(🦉)上忍(rěn )が内(nèi )部(👻)に潜(📂)(qián )む裏(lǐ )切(💀)り者(➕)(zhě )たちの密(✡)会(huì(🚉) )を突(tū )き止め、(🗞)凄(qī )腕の下忍・(📜)突破(🏷)を敵の元へ(📻)送り(🔍)込む。自爆攻(👶)撃を(🤵)命じられた(🛥)突破(😘)は腹に爆薬を巻(🚛)き、護(hù )衛の下(💌)(xià )忍・三者らと(⛸)敵(dí )が潜む洞窟(🌎)(kū )へと向(xiàng )かう(♊)のだが……。
亚瑟(♍)（凯(kǎi )德·麦拉(⛩)德(dé ) Kad Merad 饰）遭到相(♿)恋五年女友的突(🚋)然劈腿，难以接受(🐿)事实(🥏)(shí )的他决定(😇)远(yuǎ(🏪)n )赴千(qiān )里赶(👋)往(wǎ(🤚)ng )迈阿(ā )密阻止(zhǐ(👜) )她的(de )婚礼。不料(lià(👄)o )在机(🚑)场阴差(chà )阳(🔊)错的(🏾)被女(nǚ )飞贼(🖖)艾米(🚱)丽(lì )（梅兰(🧥)妮·(🍟)杜迪 Mélanie Doutey 饰）缠上(🍦)，艾米丽身怀绝技(😰)、专偷名画的女(🐙)(nǚ )贼艾(ài )米丽盗(🈚)(dào )走了(le )一幅价(jià(🐚) )值不(bú )菲的名(mí(🚶)ng )画，为了躲(duǒ )避警(👲)(jǐng )察的搜查，将偷(🎤)取的名(míng )画放入(🌚)了亚(🈵)(yà )瑟的行李(🏢)包中(👚)。一路上艾米(✝)丽千(🆚)方百计想取(😓)回名(🗃)画(huà )，却一路被(bè(🥚)i )跟踪(zōng )而来的(de )警(🆗)察(chá(🌤) )扰乱计(jì )划(☝)，无辜(🍹)的(de )亚瑟(sè )也(📠)被误(❗)认为(wéi )是同(🍕)伙，阻(⛺)(zǔ )止前女友婚(hū(⬛)n )礼的计划眼看要(🦖)泡汤，“绝顶”衰男亚(🗻)瑟不得不与绝色(👝)神偷共(gòng )同进(jì(🚬)n )退，一(yī )路浪(làng )漫(🎣)逃亡(wáng )。