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almost anyone with any kind of budget can make an alleged 'movie'. And that generally for the better. There's been some creative low budget gems. "Two Brothers", made for under $600 Canadian is a good example. "The Journey of Jared Price", shot in 5 days with a budget of $30,00 is a great little movie. Unfortunately, Issues 101 pales by comparison. My mouth open in aghast, I kept thinking I was watching someone's home movie. A bad home movie, with bad casting, little to no acting ability . . . oh, it's easier to summarize by saying nothing, absolutely nothing works in this . . . digital video footage. It doesn't deserve to be called a movie, or be listed in IMDb. It's only redeeming value may be to be watched by aspiring actors and/or directors to see what NOT to do. On the other hand, I will keep an eye out for Dennis W. Rittenhouse, who plays Christian, in porn. Nice face and body, and the simulated sex scenes in which he bottomed where the only times he seemed comfortable in his role. 浪漫(màn )美好的(de )蜜(🎯)月之旅(😞)，突然以一(🛬)场车祸(huò(🦋) )戛然而(é(⛵)r )止。曾(cé(💏)ng )经沉浸(🥐)(jìn )在无上幸福中的(🖖)何蔓（白百(bǎi )何(🙊) 饰）从昏(🤗)迷(mí )中醒(⌛)来(lái )，却(👰)从姐姐(🈶)何琪(qí )（(🈶)戴君竹 饰(🗑)(shì )）那里(lǐ )得知(🗻)自(zì )己已经和深爱的老公(📓)谢(xiè )宇（张孝全(🥍)(quán ) 饰）离(🏉)(lí )婚的消(🚂)(xiāo )息。原(🍢)来她不(👊)久前刚刚(💉)(gāng )出了一(🐇)场车(chē )祸，导(dǎo )致(🐵)忘记(jì )了过去五年(nián )间发(🐯)生过的(📳)(de )所有事情(👄)，最后的(de )记(🗃)忆只(zhī )停(😂)留在2007年(🔽)蜜(mì )月(👑)旅行的梦幻时(shí )刻(🐱)。五(wǔ )年的时(shí )间(🥨)，身(shēn )边的(🎄)人和整个(🦆)世界都(🍅)发生了(⛪)(le )太多太(tà(📸)i )多的事(shì(🎾) )情，她(tā )痛哭流涕(🌨)，找到(dào )已有新女友(yǒu )的谢(🏘)宇(yǔ )渴望找(zhǎo )回(🏢)往昔的记(😁)忆。 The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. Recommended. 影片根(🔴)(gēn )据同(🥉)名小说(🏽)(shuō )改编，描(🔅)述了(le )一个(🎒)新英格兰小镇发(💊)生(shēng )的色情和丑(chǒ(♍)u )闻的故(🔏)(gù )事。 在(🚓)(zài )这个无(🏬)奇不(bú )有(🏾)的世界中(🌏)(zhōng )有一(🕑)种特殊(😶)(shū )的职业(yè )——模(🎅)(mó )仿秀，一个(gè )年(⏮)轻的小伙(👓)子就是其(✨)中(zhōng )的(👛)一员(yuá(🚑)n )。没有(yǒu )人(❇)知道小伙(🎪)子的名字，人们(men )只(📛)知道(dào )他模仿(fǎng )的对象(xià(🔳)ng )是著名歌手迈克(🚾)尔·杰克(🔽)逊(xùn )，于是(🐓)(shì )，迈克(🐗)(kè )尔（(♎)迭戈·鲁纳 Diego Luna 饰）便(🏂)(biàn )成为了他的(de )名(🥤)字。一天，迈克尔邂逅(🎻)了他的(🕎)同行(há(🍿)ng )玛丽莲·(⏩)梦(mèng )露（(⏪)萨(sà )曼莎·莫顿(🌻) Samantha Morton 饰），迈(🍟)克尔的心(xīn )迅速的(🌅)坠入(rù )了爱河(hé(🔣) )。 阿沾(zhān )（(🤭)黄霑）是(🛴)(shì )靠老(🍔)婆（沈(🥓)殿霞）发(😋)家(jiā )的某(🏽)家(jiā )公司的(de )总经(🎢)理，他虽然非常怕老婆(pó )，却(👔)时(shí )刻琢磨(mó )着(🙀)背着(zhe )她偷(🕉)点腥。看上(🏝)风情万(🎣)种的(de )贫(🌩)女阿(ā )凤（李(lǐ )美(🌡)凤）后，阿沾以高(👲)薪(xīn )诱惑她，双(shuāng )方(🧗)讲好(hǎ(🚳)o )一夜情(💢)(qíng )人之后(🔼)阿凤进入(🔆)阿沾公(gōng )司做高(🕞)级公(gōng )关，不(bú )想紧要(yào )关(💢)头阿沾老婆打来(🏎)一通(tōng )电(🉐)话，沮丧(sà(📃)ng )的阿沾(🍶)(zhān )要阿(🏂)凤(fèng )先去(🛢)公司做(zuò(🥛) )事，以后再(zài )找机(✊)会行欢(huān )。