一个刚从狱(🦎)中出来的(🚃)安(⚾)(ā(🏷)n )全专家，找(🐊)到(📣)(dào )了一(yī )份有很可(kě )观收(shōu )入的工作(zuò )，但(dàn )最后却被(🎬)迫(🚺)抢(🐡)(qiǎ(🌯)ng )银行……(🤝)
富(🔍)商(shāng )罗孝先本有一女，却因父母重(chóng )男轻(qīng )女，其妻(qī )暗(🗼)中(🍃)(zhō(👮)ng )把初生女(🏏)(nǚ(🈸) )儿(📲)换(huàn )来现在的长子(zǐ )世达。先刊登(dēng )广告寻女(📅)，其司机张(🚶)甲(👊)收(🍼)买姜(jiāng )魁(🏝)元(🕸)将女儿玉(yù )凤带(dài )来冒认先(xiān )女。先的情妇(fù )刘(🍲)露(lù )茜为(🐞)讨(🥦)名(🎴)份，亦带同(🌟)与(📳)前夫所生女儿刘安妮(nī )到来认父，先(xiān )妻把(bǎ )二女一并(🛎)(bì(🌴)ng )留(🤦)下(🐛)(xià )以辨真(🕉)假(😚)(jiǎ )。甲(jiǎ )与露茜为女儿(ér )各出奇谋，凤(fèng )和安妮亦斗个你(🌖)死(🛍)我(㊙)活。不久(jiǔ(👐) )，孤(🐊)(gū(❄) )女李美君(jun1 )又前(qián )来认亲，令先(xiān )夫妇大伤脑筋(🌀)(jīn )。元向甲(🌭)讨(💁)钱(⤵)(qián )不遂，揭(🦔)穿(🅿)凤(✖)身份，安妮亦因(yīn )与先次子世宜(yí )相恋(liàn )，说出(🍉)真(zhēn )相。先(🗣)夫(🀄)妇(🤟)以(yǐ )为君(➗)(jun1 )是(🕎)亲女，却空(kōng )欢喜一场，但他们实在喜欢君，于是认她作(zuò(💇) )干(💀)女(📳)(nǚ(🌨) )儿，皆大(dà(🦕) )欢(🦍)喜(xǐ )
Berta, the granddaughter of Count Dracula, has been educated far away from the motherland and from the family castle, in a London School for Ladies. She now comes back home in Transylvania, married and pregnant, with the intention of giving birth to the new family member in the peaceful countryside. But the unsuspecting girl will face raw horror...
年迈的弗(fú )兰克(kè )（罗伯特·德(dé )尼罗 Rovert De Niro 饰）曾是(🆑)(shì(🐒) )给(📶)电线涂保(🦀)护(👲)层(📿)的工人，他的(de )工作(zuò )保护了电(diàn )线不(bú )受外界(💍)的(de )侵蚀(shí(😺) )。对(🐹)于(🦋)自己的(de )四(🕜)个(⚪)孩(🍂)子，弗(fú )兰克同样是百般呵护，可是在(zài )妻子去(🏩)世的8个(gè(🕤) )月(👼)时(🌫)(shí )间里，他(🤱)(tā(🌲) )发觉(jiào )自己和孩(hái )子们(men )的距离越来越(yuè )远。弗兰克不顾(🦌)医(💴)生(🥪)的(🀄)告戒，独自(🗄)踏(🚣)上了拜(bài )访四(sì )个孩子的(de )旅程(chéng )。然而，在弗(fú )兰克的心(🌫)目(🧤)中(🐝)(zhōng )应该成(🍧)为(♿)画(🤙)家(jiā )的小儿子不知所踪，大女儿Amy（凯特(tè )·贝(🏄)金赛(sài )尔(🈺) Kate Beckinsale 饰(⤴)(shì(🚡) )）的婚姻(🍞)(yī(🙍)n )生(🎖)活(huó )似乎并没(méi )有表(biǎo )面上那样幸福(fú )，本以(🍬)为会是乐(💞)队(🔠)指(🗞)挥的儿子(🐓)(zǐ(🐄) )Robert（山姆·洛克(kè )威尔(ěr ) Sam Rockwell 饰）其实(shí )只是(shì )个鼓手，而从(⬇)(có(⤴)ng )小(💽)就(💵)喜欢跳舞(🗑)(wǔ(🚜) )的女儿Rosie（德鲁·巴里摩尔 Drew Barrymore 饰）似乎同样对父(fù )亲有(yǒ(🐛)u )所(🅾)隐(🦗)瞒。就这(zhè(🌷) )样(⛷)，老(🃏)弗(fú )兰克(kè )带着满腹的猜(cāi )疑踏上归途。途中(🌋)由于心脏(🍱)病(🎃)弗(🐹)兰克住进(🏂)医(🍜)(yī(🏢) )院，孩子们终(zhōng )于齐(qí )聚弗兰克(kè )的医(yī )床前(💈)，可(kě )是小(⛸)(xiǎ(🛡)o )儿(💻)子却依旧(🔍)没(🍏)(méi )有出现……
迈特（Angus Macfadyen 饰）和妻子(zǐ )朱莉娅（Tara Reid 饰）合力(🌾)(lì(😹) )经(🔄)营(🐱)一家(jiā )广(😶)告(⚾)(gào )公司，在(zài )二人(rén )悉心打理之下(xià )，公司的业务蒸蒸日(🍘)上(🚆)。不(📒)过，随着日(💵)子(🎣)的(❎)(de )好转(zhuǎn )，迈特却(què )整日(rì )愁眉不展(zhǎn )。他(tā )怀疑妻子与他(📷)(tā(🌋) )人(😶)有染，为此(🍒)(cǐ(🔲) )聘(🏍)请特雷沃（Colm Meaney 饰）跟踪调查。
一位垂死的艺(yì )术(🚶)史(shǐ )学家(🕝)遇(😱)见(💟)(jiàn )了一(yī(🌎) )位(📅)工程师(shī )，一(yī )见钟情的爱与(yǔ )欲望。
Bantu and Chantu are two close friends and fellow collegians in an Arts & Science College in Bombay, India. Both are up to no good practical pranks and jokes, including conning their college-mates for money. Both prove that they can do anything for money and an easy lifestyle. In order to continue living a easy and comfortable lifestyle, both decide to marry wealthy girls, namely Rani and Sheena. In order to get close to them they steal identities from two females, Rose Mary Marlowe and Reshma Chowdhury, disguise themselves as females, get admitted in a Girls' hostel and start their romance with their future-brides. But fate has other plans for these two pals, as the women they are impersonating have been killed just a day after the duo assumed their identities. Their plans dashed to the ground, the hapless duo must now find a way out of this mess - that is before the police catch up to them.